- Oh,
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25 dollars?
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Hi, I'm Johnny.
I've been a stylist for ten years.
- Hi, I'm Ngozika.
I've been a designer for thirteen years.
I'm ready to look at these shoes.
- Yeah, so am I.
Hope I'm not traumatized by this.
- Right, we'll see.
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- The glitter to me looks cheap.
It makes it look cheapy.
But somehow, I feel like it's probably
one of those surprise pieces.
(laughs)
That will be, you know, like, super expensive in some store.
- Glitter's falling off, which is okay.
I like this, the heel.
I love, like, transparent things.
I love things that I can see inside.
Yeah, they're kind of cute.
They kind of remind me of a Jessica Simpson shoe.
I feel like someone would charge like 300 bucks for these.
- Yeah, in one of those random boutiques somewhere
but I feel like it's not a really expensive shoe.
- The heel alone, I feel like it is what sold me on it.
What would you price it at?
- Maybe 50 bucks?
- 50 bucks?
- I guess. - Okay.
- I don't know.
- I'm kind of stumped.
- Yeah I don't really know what to,
because it could be 50 but it could be like, 200.
- Does quality mean nothing anymore?
- No, not really, no.
- It's sad.
This is literally all covered in glitter.
- Yeah, I don't know about these.
- 220?
- Um, maybe 50 bucks?
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- Oh,
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25 dollars?
25 bucks?
- Yeah, I feel like it could
either be really cheap or really expensive.
- Yeah.
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- I love 'em.
I wear platforms all the time,
I'm really short, so any height that I can get,
I definitely take advantage of it.
- This is a lot of chic.
It reminds me of an accessory that I would have put
with a burning man collection I created a few years ago.
- Oh wait, they're like gladiator platforms.
- Yeah, they are.
- Even better!
- How tall do you think this heel is?
- Um, let's see,
seven? - Seven inches, yeah.
- They're definitely not leather,
nothing about this is real though.
- Yeah, synthetic materials.
- Through and through.
- It's like fun vinyl.
- These are terrible quality.
- Yeah, I mean, but I think the quality is not the best,
but it's also.
- They don't even zip up!
- They don't zip?
- No!
Like, they don't zip up.
So they don't zip up smoothly, they're not leather.
Whew, broke a sweat.
And the platform looks like it'll disintegrate
by the tenth wear for sure.
Okay, cool, I love 'em.
- I don't know, I feel like it's novelty, so novelty stuff.
- 120?
Okay.
- I was thinking like three.
- Three hundred?
- But the thing is, I feel like now,
because this is so trendy, you can get a cheaper version.
Because they're disposable shoes,
they're disposable, funky shoes that, yeah,
they're meant to be like, totaled, you know?
- Definitely party shoes.
- We love a good party.
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- Oh, very cool.
- Ooh, okay, right.
I think it's like a good heel,
it doesn't really matter where you wear it to,
you know, you could be running errands
or going to work, school, whatever,
you know, shoes make a big difference.
- Jeans, this would look so good with denim.
- Oh, that would look cute with jeans.
- Yeah!
- I'll just give 'em to you.
- I'd wear them, oh yeah!
(laughs)
They look like they're not my size though,
a little too small.
- I'm just saying.
- But, you know.
- Yeah.
- I love 'em.
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- Cute, classic.
- Yeah.
- Expensive looking.
- A Cuban heel, I love that.
- Cute.
I like the red marker on the back.
- Oh yeah, this little red thread!
- Simple, but.
- Cute.
Smells like plastic.
The sole.
- Has been re.
- Oh, oh yeah, it's been resoled!
So people loved them, whoever had these.
- So they've taken care of them,
so it's an investment, so they probably were expensive.
- You think so?
- If they're resoling them, probably.
- Well, I mean.
- I wouldn't do that with cheap shoes.
- True, true.
I'm trying to see on the sticker
if it says up like, leather upper.
- Mine doesn't have that.
- Might be, might be leather,
but they're cute.
- They're very cute, I would say I like these a lot.
- 180 to 210?
- I was gonna say 180 as well.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Well, I think it's a good boot.
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- Wow.
- Okay.
- Yeah, these are, because I figured that's a lot of work
to get done, the bottom, to resole shoes if they are cheap.
People take care of their nice things.
- Yeah, for 400 bucks.
- Yeah.
- I'd make these last.
- Yeah.
- They're cute, goodbye.
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- Uh.
- Now I definitely have seen this shoe.
I think it's either a copy of YSL.
- Yeah.
- Or it is YSL.
It feels good though.
- I mean, I don't know, I feel like.
- I'm gonna whack someone with this shoe.
They look expensive.
YSL came out I think like, three or four years ago.
- With a rounded tip?
- No, with this!
Like Roger Vivier, come a long time ago,
he was one of the first ones to do like,
a little comma heel.
Like, this was very particular to like, certain designers.
- Yeah, I don't like that.
- If it's YSL then, I don't know, I think it is,
I don't know.
- I feel like it's clunky, so to me it makes it look cheap.
- Yeah?
I feel like it's good, it's a good shoe.
I feel like, like this looks like it was made,
I don't know, I'm not gonna say anything
just in case it's a cheap shoe.
(laughs)
But I think it's expensive, I think it's an expensive shoe.
- Yeah?
- I wanna say 700 dollars.
- I'm gonna say like 60.
- Okay.
- Being generous.
- What is it?
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- Yes!
- This?
- Write me my money!
- What?
- I knew it, I knew it.
- That's insane.
- So this makes up for all the other gaffs.
- Right.
(laughs)
- YSL, 790, I said 700.
- Yeah, those are awful.
- Girl, I love 'em.
- I don't know, I think the shape of the shoe, for one,
just looks, uh.
- I don't know, something about it,
it's like, it's well-made.
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- I think these are cute.
Is this suede?
- Smells plastic.
- Yeah?
- They expand, they're like.
- They're cute.
I mean, I feel like I see these all the time,
like it's kind of like a middle of the road
over the knee boot, not like dirt cheap,
but not like super expensive.
But, I mean, I don't know.
- A hundred, right, yeah?
- I mean yeah, like a regular everyday boot, you know, like.
I mean, I don't see anything spectacular about it
to denote luxury, but I also didn't see that
about the other shoe, so what do I know?
- The Weitzman.
- Yeah, maybe like 100 bucks.
- Yeah.
- Like a cute, casual, you know.
Not 20 bucks, but not 300.
- [Crew] Johnny, you have a little glitter right there.
- Oh,
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Literally all covered in glitter.
Good, okay?
- Glitter!
- They look cute, they're a cute shoe.
- Yeah, it is a cute shoe.
- I just, I feel like it would be like a,
I don't know, like Zara or something.
So with that being said, I don't know,
90, 130, I think.
- Yeah, that sounds right, maybe like a hundred, yeah.
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- Oh, what!
- Oh what, are you serious?
- That's so, okay, quality again.
- What?
- Quality means nothing!
Stewart!
- Are you serious?
- Get it together!
Damn.
- Nothing about this says an 800 dollar shoe.
- No, it doesn't feel like it.
- Wow, I am surprised.
- It doesn't even smell like it.
- Yeah.
- Jesus.
- Like, 800 bucks I'm like, calf leather,
like, where is all the stuff?
Because I don't see it, jeez.
- Okay, cool, well, Stewart's laughing
all his way to the bank.
- I'm just saying.
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Super cute and dainty, I love them!
- It's a little obnoxious,
it's trying really hard to be cute, you know.
It's like, green velvet, floral interior, Mary Jane straps,
like, okay, we get it, we get it!
- I don't know, I feel like it's one of those, again,
like one of those shoes that may look kind of basic
but it's probably expensive.
- 30 bucks!
- I think it's a couple hundred.
I feel like it's one of those random pieces,
kind of like the first shoe, the other one,
it could have been like 20 bucks
or it could have been like 200.
I feel like the quality is just okay.
I mean, again, there's nothing spectacular about this
that I would see and be like, oh my gosh,
like, I know this is like a luxury shoe.
- Yeah, the velvet is literally coming off
and these have never been worn.
- Oh yeah, same.
- That isn't supposed to happen,
how does that even happen behind the, in front, anyway.
- Yeah.
- Um, 35 dollars, 35 dollars?
- I'm gonna go the opposite
and say these are probably expensive.
- A thousand!
- Oh god, not that much, maybe a couple hundred.
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- Okay, good!
- Yeah, they're cute, I can see that.
- No, I'm not surprised, I'm not.
- Yeah.
- But, I mean, are you?
- No, I mean, 60.
- You just said they were like?
- Because I was like, it could go either way,
they could be really cheap or like, ridiculous,
and so they were on the cheap side.
- Yeah.
- So I guess, 60 bucks, that makes sense.
- Okay, cool.
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- I got what, two, three of them right?
- I think so, I think you got most of them.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- I was really disappointed by the Weitzman heels.
- Those were the most surprising, for sure.
- Terrible!
- They don't make it like they used to.
- No.
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