♪♪
[audience applause]
Virginia: Susan, you made Dad's house so beautiful.
[kissing]
- Oh, thank you.
I love doin' it because the joy of spending time
at Christmas with your brothers and sisters--
Rhonda: Okay, are we gonna talk?
Or are we gonna play?
It's time for our
annual white elephant Christmas gift exchange.
Susan: Okay.
[clapping]
- Start without me,
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Susan: Oh, no!
We don't want to start without you Papa.
You were in the bathroom
during last year's gift exchange.
- [emphatically] I said, start without me.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
[audience laughing]
- You heard him, you heard him.
You know Dad takes hours in the bathroom.
Besides, with him gone,
it gives me a better chance of getting something good.
- Okay, let's just go over the rules.
- [groans]
We know the rules Rhonda, same as last year.
- We're goin' over the rules Frank.
[audience laughter]
- Okay.
Just remember you can pick a Christmas gift
or steal someone elses.
- All right, yeah yeah, we know.
Now let's get on with it.
- Okay, you don't have to snap at me George.
I was just trying to be helpful.
- Well you just do this every year.
- Well you don't have to get started...
- You're the youngest so...
Susan: Okay everyone!
Relax!
Remember, it's Christmas!
- [Whispering] It's Christmas.
- All right, I'll go first.
I have my eye on this big boy.
I'm not gettin' skunked like last year.
[crinkling]
Wonder what it could be.
[audience laughing]
What in the blue blaze is this?!
[audience laughing]
- It's a paintin'.
I did it in the art studio
in the mall.
You like it?
- Looks like when George ran over our family dog.
[audience yelling in shock]
- It's-it's Saint George battlin' a dragon
on the side of a mountain next to a babblin' brook.
- I'm not gettin' that at all.
[audience laughing]
- Well, I think it's lovely Virginia.
- Thanks Susan.
- George, you're up!
- George, remember.
If you want to, you can steal.
[audience laughing]
Hm?
[crinkling]
- Ooooooh.
Wow, would you look at that?
Kitchen knife set.
- George, you brought that and you know it.
Can't pick your own gift.
That defeats the purpose of the game.
The rules clearly state that you have to...
- Would you just leave me alone Rhonda?
It's the one joy in my life that I have
since Martha passed.
- George, if you bring up your dental hygienist
one more time...
[audience laughing]
- No, you know what?
You know what, it's fine.
Let him keep his cheap knives.
- Cheap?
They were not.
They are imported from Japan.
- They were a buck fifty from Walmart.
I saw them there.
- Everyone, please!
Christmas!
[audience laughing]
Rhonda: [Whispering] It's christmas.
- Well, it's my turn.
Uh,
hmmmmm,
I'm gonna take the knives.
[audience laughing]
- Why would you take my knives you devil woman?
[audience laughter]
- Because that is how the game is played Georgie.
- Well, they're just my knives and I don't like this game...
Frank: Okay, what's wrong, what's wrong?
- [strangled voice] Christmas!
[audience laughter]
- Hey, George.
Now that you lost your knives,
I bet this here paintin's lookin' pretty good huh.
[audience laughing]
- That'll never look good Frank.
- What's that supposed to mean?
I have knives!
Frank: It's not a good paintin'.
It's just not a good paintin'.
It's weird and--
- Can we just play the game?
[angry growling]
[audience laughter]
[strangled voice] Christmas.
[audience laughter]
Rhonda: Sit on, you're sittin' on me.
Frank: [sigh]
Please go George.
George: Right.
[crinkling]
- Oh, it's a thermos.
Rhonda: Oh.
- Frank,
I got you that thermos for your birthday!
- Don't start with me woman.
You knew I didn't want a thermos for my birthday.
[angry bickering]
Rhonda: That's against the rules and you know it!
[angry bickering]
- [Yelling] Hey!
[Strangled Voice] Christmas is supposed
to be filled with joy.
- Oh would you just shut it Susan?
Virginia: Ooooh.
He said it.
- That's it!
Virginia: What? No!
[whack]
Virginia: [screaming]
[thump]
- [screaming]
- Does this mean I get to pick another gift now?
Rhonda: Oh my goodness.
- I'm leavin'.
I'm gettin' my coat.
Rhonda: You know what?
I'm leavin' too.
And I'm takin' the thermos!
- No, y-you owe me $37.50 and a piece of my heart.
- If they're leavin, we're leavin' Susan.
Let's go.
Susan: Just once.
Just once I want it to be different!
[audience laughing]
- If that isn't the perfect paintin'
of Saint George battlin' a dragon by a mountain
in a babblin' brook.
[audience laughing]
- Imma take the knife set.
[audience applause]
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- Well, I'm not sharin' my paintin'.
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- That is mighty okay if you don't share that.