[Scooter] - What's up guys. Hope you're doing well.
I'm Scooter Magruder and I am back with week five
NFL predictions.
Joining me, it is none other than
the legendary Jonathan Murray Salmons.
Salmonsdontdie online. Follow him.
Jonathan!
[Scooter] Listen.
- Talk to me.
[Scooter] I heard that you,
you lost your double or nothing bet last week,
by one point,
can we get the picks on the board please?
(music playing)
Wow. I literally won by one point and the only saving
grace, the Arizona Cardinals.
I literally won the game because I chose the Cardinals.
John, you have the chip, you have the Tik-ToK dance.
Are you ready?
[John] I am ready.
[Scooter] Okay, We'll get to that towards the end.
We're going to make our picks first because I don't know if
John's going to be able to speak for the next week after he
eats this chip. I'm scared for you.
Okay. We're going to make it a little bit easier.
Try and get you your first dump this week.
[John] Yeah, like I'm just being hazed at this point.
Why did I ever agree to this?
[Scooter] I don't know.
Really. I really don't know.
There's two wild cards still, Cowboys game.
We have another wild card game,
but only John can get the second wild card.
If I get it right. Only one point for me.
If John gets it right?
Five points for him. We need John to get on the board.
Here we go. Tennessee Titans, Jacksonville Jaguars.
[John] I'm going to go with...
I'm going to go with the Titans.
[Scooter] Okay. Good pick. Good pick.
[John] Yo, the Jags are always they're tempting me.
They're always tempting me. They're calling to me.
[Scooter] Okay. I got Tennessee, Denver Broncos,
Pittsburgh Steelers.
Ooh. A little click bait sports action.
[John] I'm going to go with Denver Broncos.
[Scooter] Likewise. Likewise. Here we go.
Patriots. Texans.
[John] I'm going to go with Patriots.
[Scooter] Me as well. Listen, I cannot take a loss.
God,
I'm trying not to lose because I do not want to do this.
I don't want to do any punishments.
[John] I'm having zero fun.
[Scooter] Cleveland Browns versus the Los Angeles Chargers.
[John] I'm going to go with the charges again.
[Scooter] Listen,
we were picking the same thus far John. Baker Mayfield.
He has an injury, something, something tore.
I don't, I don't know what tore, but something tore.
Buffalo Bills, Kansas City Chiefs.
Chiefs aren't looking that good this year thus far.
Defense is suspect.
[John] Hmm.
I think I'm going to go with the Chiefs though.
[Scooter] Likewise, locking it in with the Chiefs.
We literally have picked all the same picks.
We might as well not even continue doing this.
Colts versus the Ravens.
[John] Records don't matter here. Ravens.
[Scooter] We literally have to picked
all the same teams for the AFC.
Can I get a tell? No one in the comments. Wow.
This is the wild card game right here.
Let's make the wild card game pick.
New York Jets versus Atlanta Falcon.
It's the wild card because both of these
teams are absolute garbage.
Who's less garbage though John?
Five points if you get this one right.
Only one, if I get it right.
[John] I'm going to go with the Jets. Let's bring them back.
[Scooter] I'm going to go.
The road less traveled. We are diverging here John.
Bring it home Kyle Pitt. Kyle! You're on my fantasy.
I need you. Okay.
Green Bay Packers. Cincinnati Bengals.
[John] I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go. I'm going to go Bengals.
[Scooter] I'm going Green Bay.
I need to vary my picks though.
There's no way I can win this.
If you hit the Jets and the Jets win, I got to vary
my picks. I'm going Packers.
Miami Dolphins. Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
[John] I'm just going to keep it riding with the Buccs.
[Scooter] Absolutely, always right.
Chicago Bears. Las Vegas Raiders.
[John] I'm going to go with the Raiders this week.
[Scooter] The Raiders.
The bears are starting Justin Fields.
Let's see what he can do. We head to the NFC.
The Rams versus The Seahawks.
Oh, this is a good one.
I don't even know myself personally.
[John] Never bet against a quarterback,
who's married to Ciara.
So Seahawks.
[Scooter] I'm going Rams.
The quarterback was married to the Detroit Lions.
Luckily, he got divorced.
The New Orleans Saints versus your Washington Football Team.
[John] I'm going to go with Saints.
[Scooter] Likewise.
Eagles versus The Panthers.
[John] Will Florida rise?
[Scooter] Florida? Carolina. Carolina Panthers.
[John] Carolina Panthers. My bad.
I got mixed up with the Jags, hold.
I'm going to go with Eagles. I'm sorry.
[Scooter] Wow. I'm going Panthers.
The heck you thought, are we biting kneecaps?
Are we not taking the vaccine?
Make your pick based off those two things.
[John] Uh...
[Scooter] Lions or Vikings.
[John] We're going to go.
We're we're going to be biting kneecaps.
[Scooter] I'm going the other way. Okay.
San Francisco 49ers versus Arizona Cardinals.
[John] I'm going to go with the Arizona Cardinals.
[Scooter] Likewise. He saved me last week.
He can do it again. We come to the secondary wildcard game.
Five points. If you get this one right John.
But five points for me too. So it cancels out.
Are you going to go with the giants?
Or are you going to go with America's team
3-1 should be 4-0,
Dallas Cowboys. Dak Prescott on a roll. MVP candidate.
Amari Cooper, killing the game.
CeeDee Lamb.
[John] I'm going to go with the Cowboys.
[Scooter] That's what I thought.
Lock it in. Here are the picks for this week.
We're going to move on to the punishment phase.
It was a double or nothing opportunity.
I said I would eat the chip. If John won,
he lost by one point though.
So now not only does he have to eat this hot chip challenge,
he has to hit a Tik-ToK dance as well.
At Salmonsdontdie is where you can watch the Tick-Tok.
Let's get that on screen.
(funny music)
John. I didn't know you had moves like this. To be fair,
I didn't know you were built like this.
#moveslikesalmons.
[John] I had to let them know.
[Scooter] Okay John, are you ready to eat this chip?
[John] I didn't know it was about to go down like this!
[Scooter] Okay guys. We are back.
We are in position now for the One Chip Challenge.
John has acquired the chip.
[John] I've got the chip. I've got the Paqui
One Chip challenge Carolina Reaper plus Scorpion Pepper.
If you could just peep the back,
I don't know if you could see that. Well enough,
maybe some glare. If you can peep it.
We got a surgeon.
Warning.
[Scooter] We have agreed to one bite in three seconds
of no of nothing. Then he can do whatever he wants.
[John] And then right here,
I have a bowl of ice cream that I'm about to devour.
[Scooter] Are you regretting doing this series?
Are you looking forward to next week?
Will this be my challenge if you win?
[John] I have no idea. At this point, I'm not.
I'm not really looking forward to next week. Okay.
Let's take a look at the chip.
Isn't it what they have at Chipotle?
[Scooter] Oh, it don't look that bad. Just bite into it.
3, 2, 1.
Chip bite.
Man, you better get a bigger bite than that! What the heck!
[John] That was spicy.
[Scooter] One Mississippi, take another bite.
Take another bite. Take another bite!.
[John] Corner off.
[Scooter] One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi.
Eat the ice cream, eat the ice cream.
What would you pair this with? Like, like a red wine.
I don't even know what that is.
Are your eyes watering?
[John] Hell yeah. Bro, I can't even talk.
Ah!
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
[Scooter] Where you going!
[John] People do this?
I just, I just want to not feel it on my lips.
Oh my God!
[Scooter] Well, if you enjoyed this video,
press the like button.
We are putting our health on the line for your enjoyment and
come back next week, it could be me doing this.
[John] I'm out, I'm out. I'm out, I'm out.