- [Tom] Okay, quiet upstairs.
(laughter)
God, my voice cracked real bad there.
Okay, set.
- Another rough night?
- Yeah.
(funky music plays)
Thanks, Dan.
(sighs)
I got a lot of subs.
(Fiona laughing)
- Well, don't worry, just, like they always,
just, (mumbles), just try again.
Hey, looks like you're getting another chance.
Twelve o' clock.
- Forgot what I do at this point.
What do I do?
- [Dan] Introduce yourself.
(both laughing)
- You know, maybe I, you know?
(laughter)
F***ing hell.
(sighs)
Ooh!
- Really, the nipple, is that it? (laughs)
- [Tom] Open wide.
- Uh, no, bleh, bleh! No! Bleh!
- [Tom] Milky. Milky for you. (laughing)
Hey. (Fiona laughs)
Hi. (Fiona laughs)
- [Tom] All right, there's no way around it,
we're doing this shot now.
- [Tom] Oh that's, yup, let's just,
Jesus Christ.
Oh, we're not ready yet, alright. (woman laughs)
We're doing this for nothing.
- [Ciaran] Camera set.
- [Tom] I'm sorry.
Squishy. (both laughing)
Oh actually, it's 10:30.
- No, no, look.
- Oh, a lady.
What do I do?
- Introduce yourself.
- (voice cracking) Hi, I'm Tom.
- Not to me!
- Oh, perhaps, f***
(laughing & snorting)
- [Ciaran] K, we are rolling.
- Hi, I'm Tom.
- Not to me!
- Oh. Hi, I'm Tom.
- No, to her!
- (voice wobbling) Oh, okay.
- What was that?
- A bust.
- Well, how'd you think (giggles)
(gulping sound)
(gun clacking)
- Hey.
Hey, baby, you take my breath away.
(funky music continues)
(croaks)
(body thuds on floor)
- [Tom] Ow.
- [Ciaran] Stay in your same place.
(everyone laughing)
- [Tom] What was that?
- Dude, nice.
That's ve-wey nice.
(scoffs) Nice dude, that's ve-wey nice.
(chuckles) Nice one.
(scoffs) That's ve-wey nice.
Hey, who's got one thumb and no penis?
It's me.
- [Tom] Killed it,
wait, Sylvia, killer, I found you!
Oh, my voice keeps squeaking, that's fine too.
You're guilty, everyone knows it.
I'm telling your mum.
(slapping face)
(whines)
(slapping face)
- [Ciaran] I see your hand there, Tom.
(laughing)
- [Tom] That's a really good face.
Hey, are you free tonight?
Because I don't-
- [Fiona] Sorry! (laughing) Too soon?
- Obviously, that was too soon.
(laughter continues)
I don't have any money. - [Fiona] Okay.
- Then you slap me.
'Cause I don't have any money.
I deserve that.
You, follow through. Come on, just-
- [Fiona] Okay, sorry. - Come across, don't Pat me.
I deserve that.
That's not how slaps work, mate.
Have you have never slapped someone?
- [Fiona] No, I've never slapped anybody.
- Oh, for f***'s sake.
Hey, are you free tonight?
'Cause I don't have any money.
I deserve that.
Perfect.
- [Female voice] Bang!
- [Tom] Oh no, that's bad.
(whimpering)
Oh yeah. Yeah.
I'm slipping the tongue in.
Oh my, my hands, they're wandering.
I am deep inside this alien now.
We're making a new species together.
- Try, try and try it-
(laughing)
Hand clash stoppers.
- [Tom] What about two guns?
- What- (gagging noises) One more time. And-
- Sorry. (laughing)
Sorry. It's so stupid. (laughing)
Just being unhelpful.
Don't worry. I can save the day.
(gun clanks on floor)
(man groans)
(laughter)
(Dan exclaims)
(cast laughing)
(gun clanks on floor)
- [Tom] Is that alright? That'll hurt?
A bit?
(alien mumbles indistinctly)
- [Tom] I'll go center head, there's nothing there.
(funky music)
(laughter)
(grunting passionately)
(Tom exclaiming indistinctly)
Ciaran, how was that?
(cast laughing)
(funky upbeat music plays)