Guys, i'm not trying to cry today but we're probably gonna cry today so get your tissues ready and your lotion
wrong video
Actually these ashy ass hands could probably use some lotion so we're gonna be reading this saddest text story i know i do a lot
of text stuff but i've never done these saddest
texts this is supposed to be a really sad story between two people i read the first line and i wanted to throw up
hmph okay it starts off. Hello beautiful
Hi jake
Why, so early i don't know i woke up to get a glass of water and then you came into my thoughts
now i couldn't sleep well jake whatever hey i'm serious
From the day i first met you i've been thinking about you guys don't talk to girls like this they're like
damn this guy likes me have you wondered why girls never know if a guy likes them back
Because they don't like guys that like them back i don't know what it is so she's like okay what do you want
you i want you pay your taxes
Sorry i can't
it's okay i can wait
I've been courting you for two years i won't give up on you you're worth the wait and should i reply and you're like
Hello
You know if you were just a dick to her she would probably like you if you do all this stuff
before you're dating somebody i'm sorry dude but they're not gonna like you girls like this shit in the beginning of our relationship
But but yeah, i'm tall girl i've been courting you for two years i've been trying. To hook up with you for two years now
It's not back to the story she didn't reply to this thing
she's like oh my god this dude a creep and he's like hello so i said all that that cute stuff and nothing no answer
Ah-ho, needs this girl right when i can be moisturized now i'm sticky and uncomfortable ok back to the story i'm sorry i'll stop
hi sorry i fell asleep last night oh it's ok did you rest well
yes
that good are you free tonight dinner
Ok, but i have to go home before 10 p.m., i have to go somewhere tomorrow morning can you like stop with this girl
New a free meal but i ain't got time for you ok, ok beautiful i'll see you at 8:00
Ok, see ya hey
Dot dot dot are you okay she doesn't reply
What happened i've been calling you last night for dinner remember oh my god hi sorry i fell asleep
Do you
Stand him up like that
Like don't say yeah i'll go to dinner with you and then not go with a guy i don't care how much you don't like
somebody
like this guys being nice to you i'm guessing you guys are friends but this is just a really
terrible thing to do like this doodle was waiting for her and
calling her all night and she didn't even reply and was just like sorry i fell asleep the morning after oh
Ok, that's alright as long as you're okay i'm okay
i'm really not maybe next time thanks jake hey pretty i got a ticket kevin hart wanna come
omg really yeah yeah not only is she gonna stand you up
But she's a gold digger - i don't want to hang out all the others you're paying for something and now she's like
excited about it yes you're my girlfriend now oh
that's literally the worst thing you could say hey i was expecting a cry this is just the
cringefest man like oh my god she wants to come to kevin clark was a she's my girlfriend now and
Then you're gonna say yes you're my girlfriend now uh?
No i just wanted to go to a damn show, okay no i mean
Yes, i'll see you on thursday i can't believe she actually replied to this let me tell you girls will usually not reply to this
this is where they will ignore you haha it's ok beautiful i can wait eat your dinner yet
Yes, you too where are all these emojis coming from you gonna send them the kiss face is he gonna take you to a damn
Show is that a kiss for me who does the blow a kiss emoji
if you don't actually like the person that unless it's a sarcastic way
It's just an emoticon soon that will be mine oh yes
it's thursday see you at 7 p.m., show starts at 8
yep, i'm so excited all
for your happiness my princess
Hey i have a name it's
highly u-dor look i name is
highly it's like your parents are like we ain't gonna call you hailey we don't want you to be a basic bitch let's call her
Hey, oh!
is it oh my god it is hailey but spell
differently of course i won't forget your name you're just too beautiful and important for me guys guys
If you want a girl to like you or if you want to keep a girl you gotta use these very
sparingly
you can't be calling her like beautiful
every single text you can't give her too much of this and i know some girls will come at me like oh my god why
are you encouraging guys, to be assholes
I'm just telling you the cold hard truth man like if a guy's gonna call you beautiful every time he like talks to you you're
Gonna get sick of it it's gonna have no meaning but if you're gonna be like my boyfriend and call me pretty like
Once a year that's gonna make my day make my week i'ma be good but if you just speak a shit
To me i'm gonna be like
Thanks for the night for the snacks for the flowers oh
my god she's such a gold digger don't just see this
she's just using you i'm glad you like it i
Love you?
are you better calm down y'all just went out one day
Jake, i'm sorry i can't do this i don't want you to get hurt
get hurt love comes with pain and you are worth the pain i've waited this long
this is awful i'm scared scared of what i'm here and always will be here no matter what i promise
and you know that
you've been weird and telling me you're scared but you won't tell me why
i'll see you i
will wait for you if you're not ready i respect that i love you
That's so awkward telling somebody you love them and they don't say it back i send that to my best friend in high school and
She didn't say it back i was so hurt i never said i love you to her ever again
Now i don't say i love you to anybody unless they say it to me first don't trust people
don't trust people man i want to tell you something jake hello beautiful
What is it have you eaten already ear actress first why you care about me in my breakfast so much
You shouldn't fatten me up yeah i did i'm here at the hospital
why what happened where are you what hospital no stay where you are
can i talk to you later
after lunch now she's so interested in him
Hmm i wonder why i have a meeting but yes i will cancel the meeting for you
okay thanks
Hello where are you i've been knocking for hours hey lee i'll wait for you here waiting for her at the hospital
she's, not replying
But, go home
That's rude i can't hold my meeting for you and then i'm gonna call you and text you and knock and you're not gonna reply
Hey, lee it's 2:00 a.m., i'm still here are you asleep
I'll go home now i hope you're okay hey oh?
Now, she replies hi what happened
nothing
Got you in my attention trap i want to go out tonight take me somewhere far oh?
okay where do you want to go my princess i
Can't with haley man i can't i don't know just take me anywhere far from here your wish is my command
i'll be there at six
four i'll see you up four please
four i'll be home by 5:30 but i can get off early for you i
Love you oh?
and that for me oh i love you finally, damn she
She's, finally gonna appreciate him finally some damn appreciation haley
Beautiful you made me so happy did you really say you love me?
haley
finally after two years
haley
Okay i think you fell asleep again rest well my love see you at 4 p.m.
jake
i'm dying i can't feel my feet i'm feeling very weak i was trying to tell you since last year
But you always changed the topic i have cancer jake stage three i'm, so scared i don't want to die
please i want to be with you i'm sorry
Hey my love i'm sorry jake i love you?
Damn man all those times you've been swerving, him but it's because she's gonna die
Not, because she didn't like him
So he doesn't get hurt
Ah!
The feels the feel i know since last year about your cancer i went to the hospital where you said your dad was
Confined by i didn't see your dad there it was you in the room you were crying
you
Were alone the doctor came and i heard him say that you are very
Sick it broke my heart i don't know what to do so i drive back home crying
So he knew about it the whole time but
He still loved her i feel stupid i should have entered the room and hugged you or cry with you but i can't i don't
want
To see you weak i went to your house the next morning
Do you remember that i brought you coffee and donut but you didn't open the door so i went back home and
Pretended that i didn't hear or see anything i don't want you to tell me you're sick i don't want
To see you cry i don't want to hear it because i want you to live
Normal happy love tailee i know it all please don't leave me live for me hey please please answer me this time
jake, i'm willing to let go of everything for you please tell me what to do please be happy in
Jake this is her mom she passed away two hours ago she's gone my baby is gone
That's so sad man that's so sad
okay
anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did i'm not crying man i was i was cutting an
onion before okay
Dry damn you told you we was gonna need some tissues
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