*loud keyboard clicking*
*BAM*
*bork*
*bork bork*
DuDE GetS CAUgHT TrYInG To BReaK Into HIs NEIIghborS HouSE.
Do you guys hear that? What is that, like, clicky sound?
Yo! He just looked through his, like, door hole
And there's, like, a guy right there. *say like one more time*
OOOOHH!
The guy is like fidgeting, uh, with the lock
Like, he's tryna just like, break into his house.
*he needs more than milk* DUDE I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING I PROMISE!
Dude I wasn't doing anything I promise.
*inaudible* Dude I wasn't!
Dude stop please I wasn't.
*SCHMACK*
Dude, this dude is just front-handing and back-handing him, all that.
Dude I wasn't!
DUDE I WASN'T! *I think we get the picture here*
I wasn't. *SCHMACK*
Dude I wasn't! I was trying to f*cking figure out
*okay just f-bombs everywhere*
...have another door to do it on!
What!?
That excuse made like no sense, like
I guess he didn't plan on getting caught, but you have to have a back-up plan.
His excuse was like, his door-lock at home was broken,
So he was like, practicing on his neighbor's lock
like, it doesn't make any sense
*stammers* like you just got caught bro -_-
I SWEAR TO GOD DUUDEEE!
Agh, his dude just slapped him so hard that I felt it.
*you figure this one out yourself -.-*
Dude, I WAS NOT TRYING TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE!
DUDE STOP I WAS NOT!
*SCHMACK* DUDDEEE!
D*mn man
Dude, I was not trying to break into your house didn't you hear me!?
Did you hear me dude?
Dude, my door's f*cked up, remember?
I was trying to f*cking get another door
So I can see how to f*cking do it man I swear to god!
For some reason this guy looks like someone, I can't put my finger on it.
But...
*inaudible* DUUDE!
This is actually
bad entertaining
DUDE I WASN'T!
*non-existent laugh*
What the f- he just...
*Caeser?*
Yo, what?
Yo, wHaT?
No way just..
What is he doing? Is that a- what the f*yoshi*ck
Yo, what dawg?
YO!
Oh, this can not be happening right now!
No
What?
Who is this?
Yo...
This guy is tryna break into mah house 0-0
Yo WHAT!?
Yo WHAT!? *times 2 combo*
WHAT?!
What?!
What the f*yoshi*ck
yo...
Who is this? Yo.....
NO
Yo, this can't be happening right now.
Is someone really in my house? Where did he go?
Where did this guy go?
Like, I don't have any cameras on the..
What, dude he's in the gym! (poor gym)
Bro what is going on this dude is just working out in my gym.
Stop using my equipment!
*stammers* Are you guys seeing what is going on right now?
Are you guys SEEING what's going on right now?
There's some random dude in my house!
He just took a dumbbell!
He did not just take a du-
He just stole a dumbbell!
Oh...yo where did this--
Oh my god he's on the fourth floor!
What? Where is this guy--
Why is he *carrying* around one dumbbell?
Bro
Wha- this guy just--
This guy just...I'm so scared right now bro
What if he has a weapon? *um...you call the police...*
I can't believe this is happening to me man. What is--
How is- how did he even get in?
Why is he touching all of my stuff?
I'm too young to die man.
Why is this dude in my house?
Get out of my house bruh...
What is he- why is he in my refrigerator?
Don't take the groceries!
He just grabbed my gallon of water?!
Yo I need to dri- he just took my gallon of water!
Not the water. Just put that back at least.
Dude, this guy is over here playing pool, he's just making himself at ho-
Y'know what? Why am I scared of this guy man, this guy's a p*ssy. *which guy Rice...which guy?*
Yo, y'know what? Imma go talk to him!
Man, f*ck this guy!
Why the f*ck is he in my house?
Took my water and sh*t
*cue Naruto music*
YO!
WHO'S IN MY HOUSE?!
Show yourself!
Bro!
BRO!
Bro come here! Why are you in my house?
Who are you bro?
WHYAREYOUINMYHOUSEBRO?!?
*Is that fousey?*
My locks don't work so I deci- OH!
WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!?
*bickering again*
Where's the water?!
I don't ha- what are you talking about?
You took a dumbbell bruh!
AGH F*CK!
*enjoy the rest of the Naruto music*