- Some foods are too weird to be true.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Now sometimes tellin' a little white lie
can be a good thing like when you don't wanna hurt
someone's feelings when they ask what you think
of their new poop emoji tattoo perched
on their left eyebrow.
- Hm, or, say the cop banging on your door
asking if your grandma robbed those six banks
and you say, "I don't know, officer,"
when you know dang well that grandma did that ish.
- (chuckles) Or say you're a Mythical team member
and you're takin' part in a new game about some
of the craziest, most unbelievable food creations
in the entire world and the only way to do your job well
is to convincingly lie to me and Link.
That would be a little rude but technically okay.
Speaking of, it's time for Two Foods and a Lie.
- Look at us, lookin' at three Mythical team members
and three cloches or food helmets as I like to call it.
Matt, Jordan and Emily are going to each tell us
about a super weird or crazy food that was created
and sold somewhere in the world.
The only catch is, one of them is gonna be lying to us.
The dish they're talking about is completely made up
and we have to guess which food is the lie.
- Yeah and we can ask each team member one question
and then we have to make our guess
and they'll lift their cloches and ironically,
the only dish that does not exist out there
in the real world will be revealed
because it has been created
in our very own Mythical kitchen.
- Nice. - The other two cloches
will be empty.
- Okay the points will increase with each round
and if we guess correctly, we get to try the food
and the winner of the game in the end gets
to make a political attack ad about the loser
full of lies and post it on Instagram.
- All right let's get lied to.
- [Rhett and Link] Round one.
- Okay so the theme of this first round is
crazy pizza creations. - Ooh.
- All right Matt, tell us what may
or may not be under your cloche.
- Sure so as you guys know, restaurants like
to show off a fancy bloody Mary but there's one restaurant
in St. Louis that's gone a little bit too far
with a product they call a pizza Mary
which is a bloody Mary that's actually a pizza.
- And it's in St. Louis.
That's not my question.
- Oh oh that was a question.
Well it was a statement but you asked it
in an inquisitive way.
- I was just verbally processing in question form
but it wasn't directed at Matt.
- It's in St. Louis period.
- Yeah, it wasn't even in any question.
How does that even work?
- Well you mean like what's in it or how does it taste?
- Yeah how's it constructed?
- Well instead of a glass, what they do is
they bake pizza dough and they have all sorts of herbs
and spices around the rim of it
that's mostly crushed red pepper.
Inside it's got a mix, a bloody Mary mix
that's mostly house made marinara sauce
and 17 different secret blends of herbs and spices.
- 17 different blends? - Mm-hmm.
- So it is a bread bowl of sauce.
- (laughs) Yes, kinda sounds like a pizza.
- That gets you drunk.
- Mm-hmm, exactly. - Oh.
- So yeah it does get you drunk because
like any bloody Mary, it's got vodka in it,
it's a Hangar 1 vodka but with an infused mix
of Parmigiano-Reggiano.
Which is-- - I'll take it.
- I think a type of cheese.
- Yeah I think it is a type of cheese.
- So it's cheese vodka. - You can tell he's telling
the truth. - Quit asking questions, man.
- Oh I'm just verbally processing.
- You can't help but ask questions.
- To myself! - It's your default.
- It's like so.
- Oh, it's got cheese in it, okay.
I think we've asked all our questions.
Let's move on to Emily,
what may or may not be under your cloche?
- In 2018, Italian chain restaurant Villa Italian Kitchen
launched a limited edition wedding bouquet
made out of all pizza ingredients.
- So was this dish primarily served at the restaurant
or at weddings or at weddings at the restaurant?
- It was a promotional dish for, people could win it
for a perfect, you know, day of--
- [Link] And then take it
to their wedding? - A wedded bliss.
- And throw it.
- Yeah take some hot meat-- - To find out who got a pizza.
- And in front of your loved ones, eat it or throw it or--
- Okay.
All right.
- I guess my question is why?
- Because love, Link.
- (laughs) There's your answer, buddy.
- Love and pizza. - Okay Jordan.
- So there's a pizzeria in Brooklyn that serves their pizza
in a pizza box made of pizza.
It's called the pizza box pizza.
- So it's a-- - Pizza box.
- I'm not doing that, see.
- It's a pizza in a box and the box is made of pizza.
- How much does this cost?
- It costs $40.
- Oh that was quick, 'cause he made it up.
- Does that make it true or not?
- $40.
- Do you know if the pizza box has any non-pizza things
to make it boxy or is it all pizza?
- I will say that the box itself is made of mostly
a deep dish pizza and the lid is garlic bread.
- That changes everything.
- So I mean it totally just fits that this is in Brooklyn.
This is the most Brooklyny thing of all time.
- Is the pizza box-- - It needs a little mustache
or something.
- Is the pizza in a pizza box in then another actual box?
- No, uh-uh, the actual box is the pizza
and they bring it to you like that.
- You already asked how much it costs, man.
- I got you man. - Don't let him,
don't let him slip in extra questions.
- Oh sorry.
Just look at his face, he's so cute and so inquisitive.
- Okay now it's time for us to decide which one
of them is lying.
We'll indicate it on our white boards.
- (sighs) No more questions, Link, only internal.
Only internal questions.
- There's no clear liar in my assessment.
- No no, they-- - This is difficult.
Great job, guys.
- Thanks.
- Now I'm writing down the name of the liar.
- Okay I was writing down the name of the dish
but I'll do-- - That's too hard.
- I'll do the name from now on.
- Okay, all right.
- You ready to reveal?
Let's just show 'em. - Yeah.
I said that Jordan was lying.
- I said that Emily was lying.
I don't think the pizza bouquet is a real thing.
- All right and let's find out.
The liar will have the dish under their cloche.
Oh you lying dog!
- We were both wrong! - We were both wrong!
- [Matt] I'm the liar!
- Dang it. - I'm very manipulative.
- [Link] And look, there it is.
- [Matt] Yeah.
- [Link] I don't even remember what that is.
- That's a pizza Mary. - This is a pizza Mary.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah yeah--
- That's stupid. - It's a bloody Mary pizza
that does not exist until now.
- Obviously a lot now that I see it.
- It shouldn't exist, it is an abomination.
- Let's see the real ones. - Yeah let's see
the real ones.
Oh okay there's the pizza. - Whoa.
Boxed pizza. - Yeah, see that?
- Too much bread, and that's real, man.
- [Link] Oh man that's smart.
- [Jordan] Her garter is also bacon.
(laughing)
- So Matt, you get the reward of drinking from that.
- Oh, I see, all right well--
- Do you have a straw or something?
- Well it's got this big thing of pepperoni
instead of a straw.
- Oh yeah just suck that up. - Go for it.
- I don't want to. - Suck on the pepperoni.
- So Matt, how long have you bene a sober vegan?
(all laughing)
- Mm.
You know actually it's pretty good.
You guys should try it.
- Yeah your face says it all.
- [Matt] Anybody wanna try it?
- [Rhett and Link] Round two.
- This next round is all
about crazy coffee creations I'm told.
- And for this round we only get one question each
for the whole round so we can only ask one question
of one person.
- Yeah 'cause you've been asking too many questions.
- Yeah. - Matt.
- A food truck has made breakfast easier
by inventing a burrito that has espresso beans.
- No.
A burrito with espresso.
I'm just talking, I'm not asking him a question.
Okay, is that all you wanna tell us?
- Just keep it inside, man. - All right.
- Keep it inside.
Emily.
- In Sweden, people put cheese in their coffee.
It is called a kaffeost.
- Okay. - Okay.
- A cafe in Japan is breaking culinary barriers
by serving an iced coffee ramen that has other ingredients
floating in it, including salami, fish cakes, and ice cream.
- So that list that you just gave, fish cakes,
salami, ice cream, all of that in one
or you can choose between that stuff?
- It's all optional, you can add that stuff.
- That was my question. - I know.
What else is in the burrito?
- So you've got Monterey Jack cheese, all right,
you got scrambled egg 'cause it is a breakfast burrito
and then you've got a bacon braised with coffee
and then also espresso black beans which are just
black beans stewed in espresso.
It's actually got the caffeine of two Red Bulls so,
yeah so that way it goes in and immediately out.
- [Rhett] Okay, okay got it.
- Emily, we didn't ask you a question.
You wanna add anything?
- No hey, that's a question.
- Okay, sometimes people put reindeer meat in it.
(crew laughing)
- Aw, you gave it away!
- I think you may have just given it away, I don't know.
Uh, okay.
Going on instincts.
- Yep okay let's reveal.
Three, two, one.
Jordan is lying. - Jordan is lying.
- Shall we?
One, two, three.
- What? - I'm the liar.
- Why you gotta be the liar all the time?
- I always lie. - Dang man,
do you have a problem? - I have a problem.
- Here's the thing is that I knew that yours was the lie
until you answered the question in such a specific way.
- Well it's easy.
That just seems like an easy, decent idea.
- I wanna make a correction.
Sometimes they eat reindeer meat on the side.
(Rhett laughs)
- [Matt] That's where the confusion was.
- Yeah, you ruined it, Emily.
- Sorry.
- Dang it okay. - So it's cheese and what?
- And coffee. - I could feel that was real
but Jordan, oh gosh, see?
- [Rhett] Ice cream balls.
- What is that, ramen just soaking in coffee?
How's it taste?
(Rhett laughing)
All right, Matt, speaking of how it tastes.
You get to taste that too.
- This is real-- - Do you like coffee?
- Well not in my food.
- It all goes the same way. - I think it's gonna be good.
- Oh no!
(Rhett laughs)
Oh no!
(Emily cackles)
Oh it's worse!
It's worse than you can imagine.
- [Rhett and Link] Round three.
- All right for this round I'm told these crazy foods
are bad so whoever doesn't guess the lie correctly has
to eat the thing as a punishment even though Matt seems
to have been punished the entire time.
- (laughs) Yeah.
And there's no questions this round, Link.
We have to make our decision based solely
on the presentation of each person.
- Oh gosh okay. - Starting with Matt.
- You can put a lot of things on sushi as you know.
Avocado, orange slices, but the trendy new thing
to put on sushi is insects.
Insect sushi.
Now the Japanese have known about eating insects
as a health benefit for a long time.
In fact, Emperor Hirohito was rumored
to have actually eaten rice and candied wasps together.
(Rhett chuckles)
- He's going with history, he's trying real hard.
- Candied wasps. - Candied wasps.
- His handy-- - Breaking out the emperors.
- Mm-hmm. - Hiroshito, okay, Emily.
- I can't wait to tell you about the very real haggis sushi.
Yeah, it's made of ground up sheep organs
and put between some rice and seaweed.
And you get it in Edinburgh, Scotland from a cafe
that is like a Scottish-Japanese fusion cafe.
(Rhett chuckles)
- Cafe.
- Oh oh, cafe, yes.
(crew laughs)
Jordan.
- My real thing that I would never lie about--
(Emily giggles)
Because lying goes against the Bible.
(Rhett chuckles)
Is a sushi dish from a world-renowned restaurant
in Japan, I'm just touchin' it for fun.
(Rhett laughing)
- Well yeah, open it, let's see.
- Everybody's gettin' nervous. - It's a world renowned
sushi dish
made entirely of fish eyeballs.
- Oh gosh, I don't wanna eat any of this!
- The taste has been described as savory boba.
(Rhett chuckles)
- I get it.
'Cause of the balls. - Yeah.
- Okay, that's all we have to go on.
You can ask all the questions you want to yourself.
You wanna think out loud, ask questions.
- Why am I here?
- Just go for it.
- Okay, I'm ready.
Three, two, one.
Once a liar, twice a liar-- - Jordan.
- Always a liar, Matt.
- Three, two, one.
- Yes! - No!
- Yeah!
(all groaning)
- [Link] What is that, eyeballs?
- Yeah, don't neglect the balls.
- Link, you lose. - Gross.
- And that means you get to eat that fish eyeball sushi.
- Do you want a cloche?
- Yeah I'm gonna need a cloche.
- Wow, just put some ginger on there and it'll be--
- [Emily] Should he get
some soy sauce? - The cloche of shame.
- I don't even like sushi.
- Oh it's not sushi it's fish eyeballs.
- Smells awful. - And you also get to deliver
a political attack ad.
Look at that. - Oh there's the Japanese
insect sushi. - Yeah it's a real thing.
See I don't always lie.
- Oh you're trying to distract.
Put the ball back-- - I ate it.
- On there, man.
You know what, put the ball in there and put a good amount
of wasabi and you won't think about that fish eyeball.
- That's a good idea.
- Whole thing. - You got it, you got it.
- Oh. - That sucks.
- Oh. (Link gags)
- [Emily] (chuckling) Oh God.
- It's hard.
- Yeah yeah you gotta chew hard.
You gotta chew real hard on that thing.
- That's too hard to eat, it's like a crystal.
- It's like a crystal. (Emily laughs)
(Link gags) (Rhett groans)
Okay, I got nowhere to go. (laughs)
But I wanted to leave. (laughs)
- The sushi is a lie.
- Okay guys well thanks for lying to us.
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