what do you think you ready of course
i'm not ready i peddle myself pretty
much anytime a dentist gets a drill
anywhere near my mouth
all right any final words apple
don't call me that
it's blue apple
oh no no you're doing it wrong it's more
of a
this is
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friday friday gotta get down on friday
this is a visit from the kitchen's
emergency podcasting's dumb
dummies are losing the kitchen i repeat
they are news in the kitchen
and they're like totally after you
delicious delicious
whoa zombies well that bites
what zombies you're driving like
somebody who doesn't have any hands
hold on hold on pair's calling just
drive did you just get that emergency
alert
yeah and it is not a test hurry get over
here bro
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you wait here i'll get the supplies
is this real life oh
okay i got the stuff rubber chicken
kazoo
puppy cushion another kazoo because that
was not what we want
we have tmt why are you putting rubber
chickens in the car good thinking i'll
get the tnt
no you're gonna need to defend yourself
i can't be with you the whole time okay
look this is how you use it the safety's
right here
inside its butt yep right in there go
ahead reach right in
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little apple we can only take one friend
which friend
marshmallow or grandpa lemon marshmallow
you idiot why don't you take grandpa
lemon he smells like dusty barf he won't
last two seconds out there against the
zombies
leave him get marshmallow
hey thanks for choosing me it means the
world
shut up marshmallow it was a pragmatic
decision
nothing personal i understood like
zero words in that sentence
okay little apple we're going to rally
with the other fruits in munchkin land
how well do you speak munchkin ease what
why because i'm small you automatically
assume you have time for this little
apple i do not speak much can easily
jerks do you think we should stop by the
fridge for some more supplies
no it's gonna be a bloodbath in there
yeah yeah he's probably right he's
probably right
let's go anyway
sure is dark in here well yeah this is
what it's like inside the fridge when
the door is shut
i'm going off it's obliged i'll be right
back
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oh hello there
we pranked you bro there's no zombie
apocalypse
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personally i didn't expect you to fall
for it so hard
yeah i thought you'd only fall for it a
little
i literally peddled myself god
oh man whatever good luck getting it out
of
leisure seats you mayonnaise
apple orange hey over here a little to
your left
i have a secret i need to tell you i
just found out that i have a sixth
sense a sixth sense what what do you
mean
you see dead people oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
no of course i can't see dead people
little apple that's ridiculous
oh good my sixth sense is that i can
annoy dead people
here watch
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hey quit it with the motor boating would
you
some of us are trying to rest in peace
down here strawberry
what what he 600 episodes ago
of course he did i said i could annoy
dead people didn't i
watch this
yeah stop it or we'll like totally
haunt you i'd like to seed you try
orange maybe we shouldn't test them oh
so orange is a tough guy eh well
buckle up pal we're totally going to
haunt you now
how are you gonna do that you two don't
look very scary to me
orange that's it yeah would you say it's
the last
straw berry you
asked for it you're totally getting
haunted bro
oh boy oh well hey so what you want to
do
should we start a band orange weren't
you the waste bit worried
i mean sort of if starting a band was
easy everyone would do it i mean about
those dead berries coming back
oh no not really although dead berries
would be a great band name
i'm gonna jot that down orange listen to
me we could get haunted at any moment
and you're over here
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okay on second thought teasing those
zombies was a really grave error
i don't feel so good oh no did you get
bitten
if they bite you you'll turn into one of
them no no no
it's not that i get all gassy when i get
scared oh that's a good band name too
nah orange listen to me do not fart
right now
but i wanna do not if you fart it'll
annoy them even more at least
and they might come back with a
what do backpacks see
wow orange what is this it's every food
that's ever died in this kitchen
i'm running as fast as my non-existent
legs can take me
wow that was a claws call
orange the window it won't open well if
that isn't just our lock
what do we do
time
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oh
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all that zombie killing's got my stomach
feeling all crazy
don't you dare fart orange this is an
enclosed space
now if you need me i'll be lying wide
awake for the next 10 to 15 years
good night good night don't let the bed
bugs
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[Laughter]
bite
wow yeah that was a mistake
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hey there fruit lovers we're counting
down the top five ways to survive
a zombie apocalypse
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number five as boring as it might be at
times always try to hang around smart
people
dude i'm pretty sure we shouldn't be out
here i've heard there's zombies all over
the place my
what a smart thing to say pear why do
you keep yelling about how smart
pear gets straight a's his brain is huge
i get straight f's huh a's and f's
oh come on you see it's a grading system
in which a is the best and f
is the worst and might i add herpaderp
no wait that's what i meant
number four if the zombies see you just
make up a story and make up your face
yourself
you don't even let me get to the punch
line number three if all else fails
fight off the zombies with your massive
guns
i don't know about this dude i mean i am
a pacifist
oh well in that case
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number two no brains no problem
sorry dead dude i got nothing going on
upstairs
see no brains
yeah sad story want to make stupid
noises for 20 minutes
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and the number one way to survive a
zombie apocalypse is
a boom box
no brains we already covered that all
i've got instead is
chiller on repeat
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yes survived it like i always say if you
can't beat the beat
then move your feet
hey free lovers coming at you with
another how-to video to help
buff your brains um hair
you feeling okay yeah why well no you
kind of said
brains well like a zombie well yeah
cause today we're showing you folks
how to survive the zombie apocalypse
what a relief for a second there i
thought you might have actually been a
zombie
yeah yeah i'm glad you're definitely 100
for sure not a zombie okay
now let's get to it let's learn how to
kill some zombies
not so fast orange there's more to it
than that oh
man step one go on the defensive
that means protect yourself in any way
you can run
hide barricade yourself explode a bunch
of tnt
stop going on the defensive means
defending yourself orange
not using violence oh i get you like get
rid of your brain
like getting rid of your brain yeah just
getting it from your body that way the
zombie will have no reason to chase you
no brains that's a great point orange
oh except the tiny little detail that
people can't jettison their brains
oh and if you never had a brain to begin
with even better
yeah this is not helping dude we're
trying to survive
the zombie apocalypse and the best way
to do that is to keep up the zombies
radar altogether
okay but what if they do find you if
they find you go ahead and use tnt
right well right there are other options
you should try
first okay step two if the zombies do
find you then i suppose it's time to go
on the offensive
yeah now this is what i'm talking about
knives and guns and stuff
yes orange what's wrong with your eyes
why are you looking at my brain like
that i think you know the answer orange
how do i always fall for this and the
best part is i got you separated from
your tng
you're helpless
hey boss there's no brains in here what
yeah no brain hello
orange you don't have a brain i guess
not
honestly it explains a lot oh wait there
is something in there
oh what is it what is it
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you