the following trailer is rated H for
honest in a world where Capcom's
greatest franchises underwhelm or are
abandoned altogether discover the series
that's been quietly keeping the company
afloat for over a decade but you still
probably haven't played unless you're
Japanese or really want to be this is
about what you saw on the train it's
folded tempered and it does its job
Monster Hunter enter the prehistoric
fantasy world of Monster Hunter where
you'll explore the pristine wilderness
of a forgotten land full of strange
beasts and massive dinosaurs that you'll
hack into pieces harvest for meat and
wear their skulls as hats Master the
many complex systems that make a monster
hunters unique gameplay that adds new
styles modes minigames and activities
with every installment keeping fans
happy with new and exciting challenges
while making first-time players feel
like they're learning how to swim by
getting thrown into a shark tank with a
life as made of ham
prepare your endurance for the slowest
of birds because before you get to fight
giant angry dinos you'll need to spend
hours gathering stones fishing mining
picking herbs and mushrooms for
medicinal purposes
hunting for bugs like a toddler training
your weird cat man friends cooking me to
perfection
almost almost damn it and basically
doing anything except the hunting
monsters and seriously there's more
farming in this game than Harvest Moon
when I get to murder something get ready
to run on The Consumerist red male that
is monster hunter where your strengths
and abilities are entirely determined by
the stuff you've collected causing you
to stockpile dinosaur parts like a
prehistoric order just in case you need
them someday to upgrade a giant sword or
make a fancier corpse dress then I
wonder if Peter knows about this game
grab your comically oversized weapon
because you're finally ready to do
battle with the game's own systems as
you fight to survive against no lock-on
no enemy health bars and slow on
cancelable animations that make Dark
Souls look like smash brothers we're
even drinking a health potion takes
about half an hour and you'll need to
constantly manage health stamina and
weapon sharpness track the monster
utilize crap status effects and bombs
and generally just beat the living [ __ ]
out of it until you finally bring it
down and get your reward everything
except the parts you needed
aah so grab your best palak O's on sheet
that insect glaive and get ready to join
the hunt
because there's some truly excellent
gameplay in there even if it's buried
under a mountain of [ __ ] literally
storing attack of the drones ducky
revenge for harambe shadow poo furry
Thor OC circumcise some straight up
dragons coming for that ass Jay Leno
murder pickle Street shark My Little
Pony and many many many many more I mean
seriously there's like a whole bunch of
monsters well you thought we got name of
all Dino Crisis so after all that work
grinding monsters you're gonna make a
fuzzy best loincloth and a tube top
cheese female armor is stupid oh are
those assless chaps be sure to subscribe
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