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oh
my husband and i are making the most of
this time
we're going on walks together and we're
having deep meaningful
conversations about the future well my
daughter and i
are having cooking classes we're just
going straight through the book and i
am teaching her how to make all the
memos that's
wonderful how are things going for you
i guess i should be happy my kids are
safe
and sound at home with me
sure i'm putting benadryl in their mac
and cheese for quiet time at three
and even though my husband thinks that
it's a sign
that i'm solving all my problems with a
glass of wine
i'm fine we're fine
everything's fine
i'm trying to be patient but work from
home
is not what i'd endorse
sure by the time that this is over my
firm
might want to switch into divorce
and any judge would rule my kids are in
contempt of court
cause my business calls have all become
a contact sport
i'm fine one we're
okay so i saw on facebook that this
whole pandemic
is because of the 5g network oh my gosh
they're canceling
everything i mean like my wedding is
like totally an essential business with
your heart
now y'all stay safe and social distance
but i'ma see y'all church on sunday bye
god play us i guess i should be worried
my body temp
is now at 103.
i'll just walk it off at costco without
a mask for gloves
and then we'll see yeah i know i should
be quarantined until it's through
but i'll pop a tile
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i guess i should be thankful my calendar
is clear that job was just
the worst my stimulus should get here
just in time for december 1st
and even though i've gained a solid 19
pounds
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my roommate's boyfriend's nice but still
i may have caused a fire drill
for 20 minutes by myself
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underwear know
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canceled till 2023
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