[Intro music]
Michael: So this is PlayPals number thirty-something, yeah?
Ryan: Is it?
Ryan: I don't know. Ryan: Is it?
Ryan: I don't know. Michael: We're definitely in the thirties.
Ryan: You set me up for failure already. Michael: We're definitely in the thirties.
Michael: Naw, I set, what I did was set myself up for failure, and then I deflected to you.
Ryan: Oh!
Michael: I didn't know, but I asked you if you knew. Ryan: Oh!
Michael: And you didn't Ryan: I can be part of the team now, yay!
Michael: Right, this is... we haven't done PlayPals yet, have we? Ryan: I can be part of the team now, yay!
Michael: You and I. Ryan: You and I?
Ryan: No. Well, sort of. We did the original PlayPals with Capsized.
Michael: Was that the original PlayPals?
Ryan: I... I mean I'm claiming it. Michael: Was that the original PlayPals?
Ryan: I... I mean I'm claiming it. Michael: Oh, okay.
Ryan: Undocumented original PlayPals. Michael: Oh, okay.
Ryan: Undocumented original PlayPals. Michael: Wow! Nice! Take that, Gavin.
Ryan: Suck it. Michael: Wow! Nice! Take that, Gavin.
Ryan: Suck it. Michael: Uh, so we're gonna play Badland.
Ryan: Should have been me in the art. Michael: Uh, so we're gonna play Badland.
Ryan: Should have been me in the art. Michael: We're the only...
Ryan: With Gavin's head pasted Michael: We're the only ones who showed up to work this week.
Ryan: Yeah, look at that.
Ryan: Are we gonna get fired out of a canon?
Ryan: Bleagh! Michael: Yeah, you know who would look really good coming out of that hole? Vagino!
Ryan: Bleagh! Bleagh! Michael: Yeah, you know who would look really good coming out of that hole? Vagino!
Ryan: Bleagh! Bleagh! Bleagh! Michael: Yeah, you know who would look really good coming out of that hole? Vagino!
Ryan: Flap! Flap-flap-flap! Michael: Oh, fuck! So we gotta tap A to fly?
Ryan: It's Angry Birds! Michael: Oh, fuck! So we gotta tap A to fly?
Ryan: It's, no, okay, wait, the control Michael: Okay.
Ryan: It's, no, okay, wait, the control Michael: God! Dude, we're heavy!
Ryan: This... The control is strange. Michael: Oh God!
Ryan: This... The control is strange. Michael: Just hold A, Ryan. Just hold A.
Ryan: Oh, well. Michael: You go a lot higher, way easier.
Ryan: [whimpering noise]
Michael: So, um, it looks like a... puzzle-esque game. It kinda, it looks like Limbo.
Michael: But
Ryan: [struggling noise] Michael: I don't know...
Ryan: Is the puzzle how you contro... Michael: I don't know...
Ryan: Oh God! What did you do?! Michael: Oh! What the fuck?! That's bad!
Ryan: You cloned! Michael: Oh! What the fuck?! That's bad!
Ryan: You cloned! Michael: That's bad!
Michael: Ulck! Or maybe it's good.
Ryan: Look, there's lots of meEEes! Ahh! Michael: Ulck! Or maybe it's good.
Ryan: Look, there's lots of meEEes! Ahh! Michael: I've actually... Ow! Holy shit!
Ryan: Some of me... [unintelligible noise]
Ryan: What is gaaa... [gurgling]
Ryan: What is gaaa... [gurgling] Michael: It doesn't at all like it, but
Ryan: Some of me is alive. Michael: It doesn't at all like it, but
Michael: Oh fuck, I'm dead.
Ryan: Some of me is still alive. Michael: Oh fuck, I'm dead.
Ryan: Some of me is still alive. Michael: All of me are dead. You're tiny now.
Michael: It reminds me, just because of the hazards and everything, of Castle Crashers.
Ryan: [fretting noise] Michael: Doesn't really play like it...
Ryan: [fretting noise] Michael: Oh, you're carrying us right here.
Ryan: Oh, look, you're alive again! Michael: Oh, I'm alive! You spawned me.
Ryan: Look, oh, touch that little thing. Michael: Oh, fuck.
Ryan: Look, oh, touch that little thing. Michael: What thing?
Ryan: These things make... Michael: Oh God! I touched too many!
Michael: You made two and then you made none.
Ryan: Uh, you left me behind! Michael: You made two and then you made none.
Ryan: Uh, you left me behind! Michael: Whoa! I went through a fucking hole!
Ryan: Where did we go? Michael: I got sucked up by a worm!
Michael: Did we beat the prolog? Did we beat the game?
Ryan: Uh, yup! Over! Game of the year! Michael: Did we beat the prolog? Did we beat the game?
Ryan: There we go! Michael: Alright, and we're already out!
Ryan: Uh, oh, okay. So you pick up these little orbs and they do things.
Ryan: Uh, oh, okay. So you pick up these little orbs and they do things. Michael: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Catch up! Catch up!
Michael: So... Oh, God damn it!
Ryan: Ope, now I'm super huge! [belabored noise] Michael: So... Oh, God damn it!
Ryan: Oh, I'm so bulky! Michael: What I've... [laughs] are you?
Michael: You're nothing now. What I've realized this game isn't co-op at all!
Michael: It's just leave the other person behind!
Ryan: Aaah! [laughs] Michael: Ryan! Damn it!
Michael: I think maybe one of us should be fat...
Ryan: Okay, I'll get super fat Michael: I think maybe one of us should be fat...
Ryan: Okay, I'll get super fat Michael: And you can hit it
Ryan: I'm so fat! Michael: And you can hit it
Ryan: I'm so fat! Michael: Oh, I got fat just from you being fat.
Ryan: Yeah, I'm sorry you have to live with my lifestyle choices Michael: Oh, I got fat just from you being fat.
Ryan: Yeah, I'm sorry you have to live with my lifestyle choices Michael:There we go! Muurgh! Oh god!
Ryan: I got small again. [dodgy noises]
Ryan: Okay, you're back. Michael: Damn it! I keep spawning unexpectedly, and I'm not ready for it.
Ryan: Wait... there we go... Michael: Damn it! I keep spawning unexpectedly, and I'm not ready for it.
Ryan: Oh, we got smaller! You're microscopic!
Michael: Im... oh! You had to be tiny as a bee...
Ryan: Get that! That'll make me big. Michael: Im... oh! You had to be tiny as a bee...
Ryan: Oh, okay, it's too late. No! Michael: I'm trying, I'm trying!
Ryan: No! Michael: I died going for it.
Ryan: You cannot go off the screen! Michael: I died going for it.
Ryan: You cannot go off the screen! Michael: You were worth it, Ryan.
Ryan: Thanks, man. Michael: You were worth it, Ryan.
Ryan: Thanks, man. Michael: Okay, so it looks like it affects...
Ryan: Oh, we didn't get enough. Michael: Okay, so it looks like it affects...
Michael: Fuuuck!
Ryan: We gotta get the ones up top. So that's the puzzle. See, it's a puzzle.
Ryan: [struggling noises] Got it. Michael: Fuck.
Ryan: [struggling noises] Got it. Michael: Okay, you're good
Ryan: Oh, God damn it. Michael: Okay, you're good
Ryan: Oh, God damn it. Michael: That's alright, you died for me.
Ryan: And then that'll bring you back to the little glowy thing at the bott... it's alright. just go, just go. Michael: That's alright, you died for me.
Ryan: And then that'll bring you back to the little glowy thing at the bott... it's alright. just go, just go. Michael: Alright.
Ryan: Don't worry about it. Michael: Alright.
Ryan: There, there's another one. Michael: Ryan, I want you with me, though.
Ryan: There, you got me, right there. Michael: Ryan, I want you with me, though.
Ryan: There, you got me, right there. Michael: Oh, that'll, oh yeah.
Ryan: Ahh! Michael: Oh shit!
Michael: So, again, to reiterate, I'm the little yellow thing, and you're the little orange thing.
Ryan: I'm the little orange thing. Michael: So, again, to reiterate, I'm the little yellow thing, and you're the little orange thing.
Ryan: I'm the little orange thing. Michael: Or I have yellow eyes.
Ryan: [pleading noise]
Michael: Oh, shit! Oh, I'm stuck!
Ryan: I'm sorry! I had to leave without you. Michael: Live, Ryan! Live!
Ryan: Oh, no. I'm getting really massive.
Michael: So this is where the co-op comes into play.
Ryan: There, you came back to life. Michael: Just when one of you is dead, the other one can keep going.
Ryan: Yes. Michael: Just when one of you is dead, the other one can keep going.
Michael: You don't really do shit together.
Ryan: Well, you kind of, you journey together.
Ryan: Look, there's two of me now. Michael: Oh, fuck!
Ryan: Which of me do I look at. Michael: Oh... oh!
Ryan: I have a reserve me. Michael: I would say front you.
Michael: Oh God... Oh shit!
Ryan: [panicky noises]
Michael: God!
Ryan: Such noises I make. Michael: God!
Ryan: Such noises I make. Michael: The screen moves slow but then it catches up
Ryan: Bleagh! Michael: The screen moves slow but then it catches up
Ryan: Bleagh! Michael: Wheee-ooup!
Ryan: [onomatopoeia]
Ryan: [onomatopoeia] Michael: This is a fun little game. This thing is uh...
Ryan: It is. Michael: This is a fun little game. This thing is uh...
Ryan: It is. Michael: This thing is four players too.
Ryan: Yeah. Michael: This thing is four players too.
Ryan: That would be chaos. Michael: We could definitely...
Michael: It would be chaos. We can definitely do a chaotic four player Let's Play.
Michael: This is chill compared to what it would be.
Ryan: Yeah. Michael: This is chill compared to what it would be.
Michael: Ah, fuck!
Ryan: Sorry. Michael: Ah, fuck!
Ryan: Sorry. Michael: It's fine.
Michael: God, can you imagine how many team murders there'd be in the Let's Play?
Ryan: Mmmph! There we go guys.
Ryan: Whoa! Michael: Oh, wow. Wow!
Ryan: Uh... oh! Michael: Oh, what?
Ryan: Uh... oh! Michael: Oh, we gotta get to the bottom.
Ryan: We gotta get to the mine. Michael: Oh, we gotta get to the bottom.
Ryan: That's why it gave us extra us's.
Ryan: That's why it gave us extra us's. Michael: To sacrifice us.
Ryan: Yeah. Pawns. Michael: To sacrifice us.
Ryan: Yeah. Pawns. Michael: Fucking lemmings.
[explosion]
Ryan: [laughs] Alright Michael: Al-right! Okay, um..
Ryan: Eh! Michael: I'll fly up, you hit it.
Ryan: Okay. Michael: I'll fly up, you hit it.
Ryan: Okay. Michael: Oh, whatever, it worked... Oh God damn it!
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Oh, whatever, it worked... Oh God damn it!
Ryan: Alright, you fly up, I'll hit it.
Ryan: Alright, you fly up, I'll hit it. Michael: Okay.
Ryan: There you go, there you go. There... [straining noise]
Ryan: You got it. Michael: Oh, we made it.
Ryan: Eyyy. Michael: We made it.
Ryan: So this was, uh, wow. Michael: Roll through some Ryans.
Ryan: Whoa! Michael: Holy shit!
Ryan: So this is what it's like to be a giant furry rock. Michael: Holy shit!
Ryan: So this is what it's like to be a giant furry rock. Michael: Whoa!
Michael: I was dead, and then alive, and then dead again in a matter of one second.
Ryan: Alright. Michael: You got it.
Ryan: Get over the rock. Michael: Oh, your head.
Ryan: Get over the rock. Michael: You'd think if you sit on those it would hurt a little bit.
Ryan: Yeah. Michael: You'd think if you sit on those it would hurt a little bit.
Ryan: Yeah. Michael: Like you rested on the top of that spike for a second.
Ryan: Whoa. Michael: Whoa, fuck!
Ryan: You're back. Michael: Whoa, fuck!
Ryan: You're back. Michael: I was actually off the screen and came back, I'm pretty surprised by that.
Ryan: There's so many...
Ryan: There's so many... Michael: Who shall be next sacrificed?
Michael: Who shall be next sacrificed?
Michael: You gave me a lot. Oh, yup, there it was.
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: You gave me a lot. Oh, yup, there it was.
Michael: Oh, losing more of me.
Ryan: Daah!
Ryan: Daah! Michael: Fuck!
Ryan: What keeps exploding? I'm not even seeing it. Michael: Fuck!
Ryan: [fast-forward noise]
Ryan: [fast-forward noise] Michael: Holy shit, we're gonna clog the pipe.
Ryan: Someone's gonna need to plunge us out. Michael: Holy shit, we're gonna clog the pipe.
Ryan: Someone's gonna need to plunge us out. Michael: What are those little inner rings?
Ryan: I don't know. They look cool though. I wanna go that way. Michael: What are those little inner rings?
Ryan: I don't know. They look cool though. I wanna go that way. Michael: I wanna go that way, but I feel like we're not gonna make it that far.
Ryan: I don't know how to detour. Michael: I wanna go that way, but I feel like we're not gonna make it that far.
Ryan: I don't know how to detour. Michael: Aw, c'mon!
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Aw, c'mon!
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: It fuck-
Michael: Fucking crushed me out of existence.
Ryan: Ooh, what's this one... aww, missed it. Michael: Fucking crushed me out of existence.
Ryan: Ooh, what's this one... aww, missed it. Michael: Who says you can't destroy matter?
Ryan: What were those purple ones?
Ryan: What were those purple ones? Michael: Yeah, you rolled right past it.
Ryan: I did. There's one. Michael: Yeah, you rolled right past it.
Ryan: I did. There's one. Michael: You looked like you snubbed it.
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Oh, I got crushed again. Fuck.
Ryan: What I'm doing some kind of jive. Michael: Oh, I got crushed again. Fuck.
Ryan: What I'm doing some kind of jive. Michael: Yeah, you're twirling up a storm.
Ryan: Oop! [laughs] Michael: Yeah, you're twirling up a storm.
Michael: "I'm doing some kind of jive."
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: "I'm doing some kind of jive."
Michael: I'm acting like a real jive turkey, that's unfortunate.
Ryan:Farewell. Michael: I'm acting like a real jive turkey, that's unfortunate.
Ryan: That's alright, if you can catch that, I'll be back. Michael: I'm acting like a real jive turkey, that's unfortunate.
Ryan: Gah! Michael: Oh, I got it.
Ryan: Give me the jive turkey. Michael: You're back and then some. What does that do?
Ryan: I'm... I'm... [sings] dancing queen Michael: Ow, ow-ow-ow-ow...
[Michael & Ryan sings Dancing Queen]
Ryan: Ugh. Michael: Okay, I think we need to be smaller there.
Ryan: Yeah. Michael: Okay, I think we need to be smaller there.
Ryan: Yeah. Michael: Fuck, fuck. Half of me fell down that hole backwards.
Ryan: Get the jive, get the jive. Michael: There... yup.
Ryan: Ope, how we've got the jive. Michael: There... yup.
Michael: Can we not be smaller?
Ryan: Oh, no, you're good. You made it. Michael: Can we not be smaller?
Ryan: Oh, no, you're good. You made it. Michael: Oh, interesting.
Ryan: You're... oh, that's the one we died on. We gotta get that smaller one at the top.
Ryan: You're... oh, that's the one we died on. We gotta get that smaller one at the top. Michael: Ohp... yup.
Michael: I saw it and was like, "I don't need that." And then I realized, "Yeah, I do."
Ryan: Jive turkey! There it is.
Ryan: Jive turkey! There it is. Michael: Alright.
Ryan: That does something, I'm sure. Michael: Alright.
Ryan: That does something, I'm sure. Michael: Fuck!
Michael: I'm sure we need it for that part right there; for rolling.
Michael: Oh, God! I unexpectedly came alive.
Ryan: Oops. Michael: Oh, God! I unexpectedly came alive.
Ryan: Oops. Michael: Well, shit.
Ryan: Alright, so one of us is gonna have to go get it and the other one has to stay down. Michael: Well, shit.
Ryan: Alright, so one of us is gonna have to go get it and the other one has to stay down. Michael: Yeah, I'll go get it if you want to go down.
Ryan: Jive!
Ryan: Jive! Michael: [laughs] The jive.
Michae: Oh, fuck. I got one of me left to sacrifice.
Ryan: Okay. Michae: Oh, fuck. I got one of me left to sacrifice.
Ryan: Oh, wait. Michael: Ryan, you didn't go down.
Ryan: Which one of us is sacrificing? Michael: Ryan, you didn't go down.
Ryan: Which one of us is sacrificing? Michael: It was me.
Ryan: Right. Michael: It was me.
Ryan: My bad. Michael: It was me.
Ryan: My bad. Michael: Glad we both sacrificed ourselves.
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Glad we both sacrificed ourselves.
Michael: It's like at the end of that Left 4 Dead campaign and all 4 people killed themselves.
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: It's like at the end of that Left 4 Dead campaign and all 4 people killed themselves.
Ryan: Wheop. Michael: Oh, fuck, you rinsed me good there.
Ryan: There we go. Michael: Oh, fuck, you rinsed me good there.
Ryan: Alright. Michael: Alright, I'll get it.
Ryan: You did it! Michael: Alright, I'll get it.
Ryan: You did it! Michael: I almost lived.
Ryan: And the there, you're back. Michael: I almost lived.
Ryan: I can make another cloney.
Michael: This would seem troublesome if these things existed in real life. You're just walking along and all of a sudden there's six of you walking down the street.
Ryan: Oh, that's... oh.
Ryan: Oh, that's... oh. Michael: Shit!
Ryan: It makes you roll. Michael: Okay, good.
Ryan: Like when you hit the ground. Michael: Yeah.
Ryan: See, I rolled backwards. Michael: Yeah.
Michael: Damn it! I keep, fucking, bumping into you and then getting killed.
Ryan: Whee.
Ryan: Whee. Michael: Oh, it's like a little...
Ryan: Oops! Michael: Ope!
Ryan: Oops! Michael: You rolled them the wrong way there, Sonic.
Ryan: [laughs] I keep forgetting about that. Michael: You rolled them the wrong way there, Sonic.
Ryan: Achievement! Michael: Oh, fucking, achievable.
Ryan: Besserwisser!
Ryan: Miss 20 clone power-ups while some players dead.
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Nice!
Ryan: I just got an achievement for sucking. Michael: Nice!
Michael: Fucking love the fact that they finally updated it so it tells you what it is.
Ryan: Yes, that... doh. Michael: What a pain in the ass that would have been to stop and pull that up.
Michael: I know we wouldn't have done it. It would have been like, "Ooh, I wonder what that was."
Ryan: We might have. Michael: I know we wouldn't have done it. It would have been like, "Ooh, I wonder what that was."
Ryan: There, okay, you're back. Michael: I just...
Ryan: Wow, I just completely abaondoned you there. Michael: I just...
Ryan: [growing frustration noise]
Ryan: What do you want from me?!
Ryan: What do you want from me?! Michael: [laughs]
Michael: You're fighting it. Aw, fuck. [coughs] I gotta survive, is what I need to do.
Ryan: There you go, now you're gonna hit the top. There you go.
Ryan: There you go, now you're gonna hit the top. There you go. Michael: Just... God damn it, Michael.
Ryan: And, top. And then... ope!
Ryan: And, top. And then... ope! Michael: [snorting laughter]
Ryan: Do you really have to, do you have to squeeze under that fucking thing?
Ryan: Do you really have to, do you have to squeeze under that fucking thing? Michael: This is, uh... this is troublesome.
Ryan: This is our Everest. Ow! Michael: This is, uh... this is troublesome.
Ryan: Ah! Michael: [hesitant noise]
Ryan: There you go, there you go!
Ryan: Maybe the big is bad. Michael: Go the other way, you asshole!
Ryan: Yeah, once you hit the ground he starts rolling backwards. Michael: Go the other way, you asshole!
Michael: God, I was fucking nowhere near that.
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Damn it! I was rubbing my nose. You come back and you're dead, instantly!
Ryan: C'mon, c'mon. Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Ryan: C'mon, c'mon. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Michael: Oh, there you go, there you go, there you go, Ryan.
Ryan: [struggling noise] No! Michael: Oh, there you go, there you go, there you go, Ryan.
Ryan: [struggling noise] No! Michael: God, that chain is long as shit! Did you see that?
Ryan: It really is. Michael: God, that chain is long as shit! Did you see that?
Ryan: Achievement! Michael: It's still stretched to the other end of the screen.
Ryan: Friendly Fire. Oh. Michael: It's still stretched to the other end of the screen.
Ryan: Lose 500 clones in co-op. Hmm.
Ryan: There you go. Thank you!
Ryan: There you go. Thank you! Michael: That was a good pickup. And then... you murdered me.
Ryan: Maybe I... Michael: That was a good pickup. And then... you murdered me.
Ryan: There we go, there we go.
Ryan: Now I got it. Now I'm rollin'. Michael: Now you got it. Now you got it.
Ryan: Now I got it. Now I'm rollin'. Michael: There you go.
Ryan: There, no problem. Michael: Fight it. Fight it.
Ryan: Gonna just keep my roll on. Michael: Fight it. Fight it.
Ryan: Gonna just keep my roll on. Michael: There we go. That was smooth. We definitely hit a checkpoint.
Ryan: Oh, now I'm rolling the other way. Michael: There we go. That was smooth. We definitely hit a checkpoint.
Ryan: That's good.
Ryan: That's good. Michael: You... "roll" reversed.
Ryan: Wait, what's going on? What's going on? Michael: Guess what, now you're rolling the other way.
Michael: I think every time you pick one of those things up it might switch you back and forth.
Ryan: Did I pick up another one? Ah, shit. Michael: I think every time you pick one of those things up it might switch you back and forth.
Ryan: Did I pick up another one? Ah, shit. Michael: Yeah, you hit one and...
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Aw, fuck! Fuck!
Ryan: Your eyes got real big!
Ryan: Your eyes got real big! Michael: I just realized too, when you're stuck like that and just your arms come out, it looks just like Meatwad.
Ryan: Uh-huh. Michael: I just realized too, when you're stuck like that and just your arms come out, it looks just like Meatwad.
Ryan: It does. Michael: Like just stretching his little meat hands.
Michael: It looks like we have to get both of those. That's what it was. You just got one last time.
Ryan: Ope, ope. Michael: And we're not small enough.
Ryan: Farewell. Michael: Maybe you can fit.
Ryan: No [laughs] Michael: Nope [laughs]
Michael: Oh God, the end is coming!
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: Oh God, the end is coming!
Michael: Oh, oh. Yup, yup, yup.
Ryan: There we go. Michael: Oh, oh. Yup, yup, yup.
Ryan: The smattering of me's got through.
Ryan: The smattering of me's got through. Michael: [laughs]
Ryan: Oh! I'm sorry me's! Michael: You're definitely missing a few you's.
Ryan: Whee! Michael: Ohh...
Ryan: I'm a roly poly. Michael: I like how they get all tiny.
Michael: It looks like a roly poly. Fuck, I haven't seen those in forever, Ryan.
Ryan: [zipping noise] Michael: [rolling noise]
Ryan: And that's how you beat the game.
Ryan: And that's how you beat the game. Michael: That's how you beat the game.
Michael: So all the rest of those dots are just for... they're just for show. They don't really do anything.
Ryan: I didn't think of that. There's nothing happening there. Michael: So all the rest of those dots are just for... they're just for show. They don't really do anything.
Michael: That's actually, umm... the... that's the end of the game.
Ryan: Look, it even gives you instructions. Michael: That's actually, umm... the... that's the end of the game.
Michael: Tune in next video that Ryan and I make where we'll show you how to beat another game.
Michael: Whether it looks like we get to the end or not.
Ryan: Absolute commitment. Michael: Whether it looks like we get to the end or not.
Ryan: Bye.
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