Okay, this will go swimmingly
Hi, I'm Michael
*Sighing Ahh*
Let's take a right at the lights
Be bygone, that guy's drinking a lot
Ah fuck he did. He just let us in in traffic after he saw ya down the vodka
*Upset Sigh*
*Gargling noises*
I'm gonna get sick
I-I-I kinda, I kinda hate my own self
I'm drenched in fake vodka
[Background: That is it, "I'm coming for a pint", all real quick so-]
Cheers, I'm -- Cheers, I'm coming for a pint
[Background: Jesus you're gorgeous. Yeah.] Jesus you're as sexy as the Guinness
I wouldn't mind taking you--
Oh, I'm sorry
I wouldn't mind taking you up the James's gate
*Sigh*
Barry, is that you?
Barry [Ye, Yeah?] How did you get into the house? [Door's open.] Right, you just walked in
*Sigh 2.0*
*Sigh 3.0*
[Hey]
So she'in
I assume that's you Barry. [Yeah]
How did you get in?
[Door's open.] And you just walked in?
[Yeah] You'dn't knock
*Sigh 4.0*
[Hi]
*Sigh 5.0*
[Hey]
*Sigh 6.0*
God's Almighty! Barry, you give me the fright of my life. [Yeah]. How did you get in? [Doors open]
Jesus Christ Almighty. I suppose your looking for chicken nuggets or something is it? [Who is?]
Camera rolling, "But you're a Protestant", ah take one
*Artificial Clapperboard*
Aw fuck
Maa
Okay
Marry me, Patr-
Okay [Okay]
Gibberish (Oh no, no no, not okay, but yeah, okay)
Marry me Patrick.
But you're a Protestant
Patrick!
Protestant.
Rolling. This is 'Matt Warehouse Town' scene, take one
*Off-screen clap*
Action
Matt's the way uh-huh-uh-huh, I like it
Aha-aha
Matt's the way uh-huh-uh-huh, I like it
Aha-aha
And Matt's a promise
Matt's the way uh-huh-uh-huh, I like it
Aha-aha
Matt's the way uh-huh-uh-huh, I Iike
Matt's the--
Yeah, but dad isn't like "Oh, oh God. Oh no. Oh, ahh, when nothing's happening
Safety is paramount
Yeah
Oh Look! Oh look, there's a leaf
Oh God, Oh god. Alright, drive on there now. Drive on there rushing one. Go on, go on now. Faster! Faster, for fuck's sake
Wha-what did you- [Hit]
*Police Siren*
Constipated Nope
*Crash*
Fucking curbs (?)
Hey, lads. Hey
Hello, sir!
(Something about ears)
Yeah, sorry, yeah
Foil: Alright, cheers / Hog: Sorry, Cheers
Thanks
Christ, we got in and I punched your mouth and of course they stopped