Sup lads
And girls
And everybody else
Today we're filming a video with
Goodbye. Me and my cute penis are leaving now
This tiny elf
So one of my favourite videos that me and emma have ever done is called 'The Whisper Challenge'
And I know this isn't the most obviooiuoiuouoius- This isn't the most like EUEUUUUUUUU
I know this isn't the most original thing in the world but I absolutely love this game so much
Basically I put headphones on, Emma plays EXTREMELY loud music
Which in this case is going to be her new - AAH STOP STOP
Which in this case is going to be her new EP which you can download on iTunes
Or on Spotify -Wait wait wait wait
Wait
I mean what else can I do?
Oh for fucks...
Plug
That was nowhere near worth the build up there
And I have to try and understand what she is saying and repeat back to her what I think she's saying
And generally I'll get it hilariously wrong
Did you fart?
No, but it smells like I did and I didn't
Play your loud EP to me please
It's gonna be weird because half these songs are about me but...
OH WELL
AHH -Is that too loud?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine -You sure?
Carrie Hope Fletcher (<3)
Hairy ball sacks
Carrie Hope Fletcher
Hairy old pussy
Carrie
Harry
CARRIE HOPE FLETCHER
*clap clap well done Luke*
Hairy old pussy??
Oh God
I'm so sorry Carrie
I am a flower man
I'm a fat willy
*Weird maniacal laugh*
I am a flower man
I am a fat wanker
What was it? What did you say?
I am a flower man
You can see where I got fat wanker
OH SHIT THIS IS GETTING LOUD
*Screechy singing* HOW I CHANGED
Thanks a lot
Flaccid?!
Thanks a lot
Flaccid
Thanks a lot
Set an alarm for 10am
Sex and humps every day for a year
Set -Set
An alarm -And lumps
Sexy lumps
*Singing badly* Looking up
*Still singing badly* At me -Stop, no no
This is not happening
*Singing badly again*
My name is Jeff
Basically I'm a badger
My name is Jeff -Didn't you say that last time?
No you said that last time
Basically I'm a badger
My name is Jeff
Go and fix a shelf?
My name is Jeff
My hamsters are shit?
Yeah, yeah yeah
No, no no
My hamsters were not shit!
They're dead (rekt)
Basically -They're dead
That's that -They're dead
And that sucks -They're dead
There there -They're dead
There there -They are dead
Hugs are nice?
Okay
I did it!
It's what you were doing
North Korea is -North Korea
Is a dictatorship
Is a sexy sex shop
North Korea -North Korea
Is -Is
A -A
Dictatorship -Sexy sex shop
Dictatorship! -Sexy sex shop!
Dictatorship, Luke. It's a dictatorship
Sexy sex shop
I love -I love toads and...
Dictatorships
And sex shops
Exactly!
Dictatorships! -You've got a problem
Dictatorships!
You need help
Dictatorships!
Sex shops
Dictatorships
Dictatorships! -Yeah!
What about it?
Anyway -It does look like sex shops!
Thank you! -That's really weird
Okay
*Luke makes weird tongue noises*
Yeah!I did it!
Cards against humanity -No, slower, slower
Cards -Harrrrd
*Emma cackles*
*Luke laughs weirdly impersonating Emma (wtf)*
*Luke giggles*
*Weird laugh again*
Is it dodie yellow (tho)
*death glare*
*Luke laughs*
Slow
Leaves and blue sky -Eating leaves
Eating leaves leads to a good time (420)
By the way, in this song it sounds like you said 'AND YOU SHAAAAAVED ME'
'YOU SHAAAAAAAAAVED ME' -Well you did, that was your job
Every Thursday in the shower
There were areas I couldn't reach -I'm putting this back on now
I am a slut for a good bath bomb -I am a sexy frog (same emma, same)
I am a slut - I am a stallion (with confidence)
I am a STALLION
I am a slut for a good bath bomb
I haven't had sex for a LONG time
No
Anyway what were you trying to say?
Where are my shoes?
Where are the YouTubers?
Where are my shoes?
Where are the YouTubers?
Where are my shoes?
Why am i a YouTuber?
Where are my shoes?
Why am I even a YouTuber?
I've lost my shoes -I've got no talent
C'mon!
I'm so bored of your dancing
I'm so bored of your film-making
What?
I'm so bored -I'm so bored
Of your -Of your
Film-making -Fallopian tubes
Film -Film
Making
Batty
Making
Bag shop
Ma- -Bell
What was I even trying to say?
Ma- Making
PENIS PENIS
Making! -Penis penis
Making -Peney
I'm so bored of your peney
My music is terrible
My sister has... WHAT?
My music is terrible
My computer has a virus
My music is terrible
My pussy is really dry
My music is terrible
My peney is cute
Cute is not a good word for a pe- -I don't wanna know about your peney anymore
I'm sure it's still cute
My- STILL?
STILL?
I'm sorry did you hurt yourself while you were calling my penis... CUTE?
CUTE?
CUTE
okay yeah yeah we're done here
You injured my nose and I called your penis cute so I think we're done
Well, my nose is broken and you have no self-esteem left
So I'd say that's a good Lukeisnotsexy video
Pretty much how all my videos are let's be honest
Anyway if you enjoyed this absolute shitpost of a video
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Look at that. Ye- yeah
Goodbye everyone
Goodbye. Me and my cute penis are leaving now