- Hey, guys, it's Mr Beast
and today we're in the parking lot of a bus depot
to give away 50 cars to the first 50 people we see.
Also Chandler's here.
- My parents asked for some time alone
so they could rekindle their divorce.
- Oh, let's give a car to that guy over there.
Excuse me, sir, what's your name?
- Dalton.
- Dalton, I think you dropped your car keys.
- No, those aren't mine.
- Well, they are now, we're giving you a car.
- Oh!
- Yeah, man, here's your new car.
- Oh.
- Yeah, yeah that's your car now, here take it.
- No thanks.
- No, we're giving you a car,
I think you're in shock, (chuckles) it's okay.
- My body went into shock once
when we lived in ice for a whole month.
- Yeah, I'm not in shock, I just don't need a car.
I mean, I don't even have a driver's license.
- Well, you can give it to a family member or sell it.
I'm sure you could use the extra money.
- No, I'm estranged from my family,
I don't have any friends,
and financial transactions give me panic attacks.
- Oh, so you don't want a free car?
- No, it just kinda seems like an inconvenience to me.
- It's a car, it's the pinnacle of convenience, man.
- Okay, why are you yelling?
- I'm not, I'm not, sorry.
It's just usually when I give people a free car,
they're really, really happy.
Some people even cry.
- Well, I cry a lot.
I might be crying right now.
I am.
- Look, I'm just not a happy person.
- Well, I can change that.
What do you want?
A boat, money, a house full of slime?
- Why would you fill a house with slime?
- It's a thing, I did it for my brother once.
It's really cool. It's a thing, okay.
- Mm hm.
Well, okay, look, dude, no material thing you give me
is gonna make me a happier person in the long run,
so I'm gonna wait for my bus and good luck with your thing.
- He doesn't want anything,
I tried, but Dalton isn't happy.
I feed off happiness and he won't let me eat.
- Forget about Dalton, just let him go.
- But I need to feed.
- And you will.
Man, we still got 50 cars to give away.
- You're right.
- Hey, look there's somebody
that I bet would totally love a free car.
- Ah, time to eat.
- Man, that like eating happiness thing,
that's a metaphor, right?
- Yeah, for sure.
- Hey, do you want a car?
- Me? - Yeah. I'm giving you a car.
Isn't that so nice?
Aren't you so happy?
- Yes, this is incredible, thank you.
You have no idea how much this means to me.
I totaled my last car after I ran over that guy--
- See? This is how you react
when someone does something nice for you.
Tell me how happy you are.
- I can't even put into words--
- Try.
- Elated, thrilled, ecstatic.
- It's not working, It's not working.
I can only think about Dalton.
I need to make Dalton happy.
- Cars, huh?
- Yeah.
I'm gonna go now.
- Nice.
(door opens)
- What's up everyone, I'm Mr Chandler.
I'm doing it today.
So were going to take, we're going to take everything.
You got a house?
Not anymore, it's mine,
I get to live in one now.
- Okay, forget about all the cars.
Today we're going to fix Dalton's life.
- Yeah, I don't think that's possible, but whatever, man.
If you want to try that, go for it.
- Let's go!
Come on, Dalton, we're going to fix your life.
- Please don't touch me.
- Would it make you happy if I stopped touching you?
- All right, congratulations on passing your driving test.
You ready for your picture?
- Meh, photos are just soulless facsimiles of better times.
- All right, on one, two.
Sir, please move.
- Do you want a free car?
- Yeah. - Then take the photo.
(camera clicking)
- Wow, I've never been in a car before.
(upbeat music playing)
- I just reunited Dalton with his mom.
- I'm so sorry we left you at that outback steakhouse
on your 12th birthday
and didn't realize until four days later.
It's just, you know how I can't think about anything else
when I get that blooming onion.
The whole onion is just fried.
It's opened up, put a little ranch.
Oh, gobble me, swallow me!
It's so good.
(upbeat music)
- Just breath, Dalton.
The money's not gonna hurt you.
(Dalton breathes deeply) - (under his breath) Ahhh, No.
(upbeat music)
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- You know actually, if you don't want it,
maybe I could take it?
Because I'm saving up to get my electricity--
- We are fixing Dalton!
- [Therapist] It's okay.
- Fine, fine, fine.
(paper rustling)
- Wow, great job, Dalton.
Next week we'll work on you handing the money back to me.
Ah, Chandler, would you like to set up an appointment?
- He's fine, he's fine.
Don't, Chandler, shh.
He's fine.
- All right, we fixed Dalton's life
and now we're back to where it all started.
Now he can finally use his new car and he's finally happy.
Right, Dalton?
- I'm happy if you're happy.
- So you're happy?
- If you are.
- I'm happy if you're happy.
- Well, I'm happy if you're happy.
- Well does that mean we're both happy?
- Well, you don't seem happy.
You seem kind of mad and unhinged.
So, no, I guess I'm not happy.
- Fine.
Effective immediately, my channel will no longer
be the home of giveaways, challenges, and trivia.
It will now be solely dedicated to making Dalton happy.
- You know, you could just try being happy
and then Dalton would be happy.
- I can't be happy unless he's happy.
(upbeat music)
- I'm not going to press that button, it looks dirty.
- Fine, I'll just give you the money.
- Well I feel like didn't earn it.
- Then press the button to earn it.
- No, it's dirty.
- Look a post office.
- What?
- You son of a bitch.
(upbeat music)
- So what do you think?
- Yeah, I mean, this private island's okay.
But, you know, it's where hurricanes are always happening.
There's zero infrastructure.
It's really hard to get to.
There's no drinkable water.
(beep)
- Get the jet, Chandler.
- Is he gonna be okay?
(upbeat music)
- All right, it's the 20 millionth tree.
We're almost there.
- I prefer cacti. - Dalton!
Oh, I won't let you bring me down.
I will devote my life to making you happy!
(car honking) And I won't rest until I die!
(car engine) (bang)
(car screeches)
(screaming) - No!
(sad music) No, no, no, no.
- Oh no, that happens every time I drive.
- You kill someone every time you drive?
- No, once I killed two people.
- I'm happy if you're happy.
(screaming) Dalton!
- [Dalton] I'm happy if you're happy.
I'm happy if you're happy.
I'm happy-
I'm happy.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
- Hey, Jimmy,
you okay?
- I'm happy.
- [Dalton] I'm happy. I'm happy.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
(sinister music)
- You know sometimes they don't have the whole onion.
- Yeah, I know what a blooming onion is.
- The whole onion instead of just a ring.
I can't do just the ring I need,
ooh, hah, you know?
- [Woman] Cut. (laughing)
- What if I got you a private jet
that could fly to this island?
- Well, jet fuel is really expensive.
I don't know how to fly a jet so I'd have to hire a pilot.
- I will hire a pilot for you.
I will get the fuel.
- Where am I going to park it?
- Son of a bitch.
- You gonna pay the parking as well?
Jets are also really harmful to the environment
- Health insurance?
Give it to me now, give me all your health insurance.
Do you have prospects for the future?
Nope, they're mine now.
And Mr Beast doesn't get to win this time.
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