-You know, I'm in my 40s, I'm married,
I have two kids, but nothing makes me feel older
than when I realize I no longer know
the slang terms that teenagers are
out and about, using, these days.
It seems like -- and maybe this is just me --
teen slang terms are evolving faster than ever.
It's hard to keep up. So we decided
it would be a service for us
to give you a little primer on new teen slang terms,
in a segment we call "Seth Explains Teen Slang."
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Our first new teen term is...
Let's see the definition. This is...
Here it is in a sentence...
[ Laughter ] Our next teen slang term is...
This is...
Let's see it in a sentence...
[ Laughter ] Up next, we have...
This is...
Here it is in a sentence...
"Hire an editor" is a thing teens also say a lot.
[ Laughter ] -They say it with a hashtag.
-Because they're very --
They think a lot about TV production.
[ Laughter ]
Moving on, we have...
This is...
For example...
Our next new teen slang term is...
[ Laughter ]
Let's see the definition. This is...
[ Laughter ]
It's not going to be that, though.
[ Laughter ]
I know everybody's like --
[ Laughter ] Let's see it in a sentence.
This will clear it up.
Just a bad look.
[ Laughter ]
[ Fresh laughter ]
Moving on, it's...
This is...
For example...
[ Laughter ] Moving on, we have...
This is when it takes 17 years,
but you finally get your ex backs.
Ex -- Oh, ex -- ex --
You finally get your [ Laughing ] X-box.
[ Laughter ] Ex back.
Trickier than you think, Shoemaker, to say "ex back."
[ Laughter ] You say it, out loud, real fast, go.
-Ex back.
[ Laughter ] -Lisa --
Here it is in a sentence...
Next up, we have...
This is...
Here it is in a sentence...
Next up, we have...
This is...
Here it is in a sentence...
So, I guess teens...
[ Laughter ]
...cool teens are now dressing like Kurt Cobain.
Or...
45-year-old men are writing this piece.
[ Laughter ]
Should we do some digging?
Shoemaker-Meyers Detective Agency back in business?
Alright.
Let's do some work on this.
Because I'm starting to have my doubts.
[ Laughter ]
This next one's really blowing up with the teens.
It's called...
Let's see the definition. This is...
For example...
Our next slang term is...
[ Laughter ]
It's not what you think.
[ Laughter ]
Bear with me here. This is...
For example...
[ Laughter ]
Our last new slang term is...
This is...
For example...
Because again, "Goodfellas" came out...
[ Laughter ]
-Last year, right?
-...when current teens were in high school.
[ Laughter ]
I really do think that we have a problem here.
[ Laughter ]
We've been infiltrated.
This has been "Seth Explains Teen Slang."