Hey guys!
I'm Tracy!
And I'm Andy!
And we have been waiting a long time for this.
"Dancing with the Stars" can only
take us so far before we need our "Bachelor" fix.
Yeah I guess you could say, we've been saving ourselves.
"Bachelor's" back!
And so are we!
We are pumped to get into it!
But first, please welcome the man
who gives me butterflies-- and I know he gives you butterflies.
I dump him on the floor.
You know him, you missed him, you love him!
CorePa!
Yay!
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Welcome back.
We missed you.
I know.
I'm not a "Bachelor" virgin, that's for sure.
No!
And definitely not a recap virgin.
But let me ask.
Do you really think he's a virgin?
Honestly.
I wonder, between shooting "Bachelor in Paradise"
and shooting "The Bachelor," if he lost his V card.
To Tia.
But--
No!
She's dating someone named Corey.
And he's very cute.
I know, I know, I know.
Maybe when he started, way back in the day, he was.
But maybe not now?
No, I think he is.
I don't know.
I think he is.
But, I wonder if he still--
I don't know.
I think we all were a little skeptical
going into this season.
And I don't know.
We haven't discussed yet.
We really waited for the cue.
Yes.
This is for you, people.
But I will say--
I'm not even just saying this.
I was pleasantly surprised by him.
I was expecting to like, find him, like, not authentic
and to kind of be playing this character that he, like, knew
he needed to play as the bachelor.
But I really, like, was pleasantly surprised by how
he--
I mean the set up package was stupid
with like the, how many times can you showers in one scene?
He was a chubby--
He showers a lot.
So much showering.
He was very engaging with the ladies, I'll say that.
I know.
And that's--
That seemed very kind.
Yes!
That's the thing.
It's like, whatever you feel about him, if this is an act
or if he's really doing this for the right reasons,
he was likable, like, within the tape.
OK.
So yeah, let's talk about favorites.
Cause I think we should right off the bat--
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I think we just go for it.
So my favorites, that I liked the most, were the two Hannahs.
The two Hannahs from Alabamas.
No.
They're both from Alabama?
These are my favorites.
They don't have to be your favorites.
I know, but your favorites are wrong favorites.
But go ahead.
No!
OK, so I liked--
Here's the thing.
I appreciate that you have an opinion.
But as usual--
Ah!
He's doing it very safe.
As usual.
He's being really nice [INAUDIBLE]..
Well first of all, I wasn't wrong--
I mean, Hannah G is clearly like, a fan
favorite-- his favorite.
Yeah.
She's very sweet--
And she was deep in the arrivals.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I mean they did their take--
How deep they can be in [INAUDIBLE]..
She was really deep.
And I liked Hannah B. I know she was like, I'm a hot mess.
But I-- something about her was kind of fun.
Yeah but she's-- there's no way.
And my dark horse favorite is Elise.
The really cute redhead.
I'm going to say Cassie!
I think Cassie for the win.
Yeah.
I agree.
She's winning.
I like-- I like Cassie too.
Another person that I think probably has some--
Legs?
--distance in her-- yeah-- is Tasia.
I think-- no.
We saw her a bunch in the teases.
Yeah but I don't--
You think she's [INAUDIBLE].
You're just like, a no, a naysayer.
Can you just like, let me have my--
Have you met me?
Well can we talk about the people who we think
are going to be the villains?
Aside from the obvious.
Well obviously, Catherine.
Well Catherine, yes.
We've got Catherine, who just is--
I don't think Catherine-- well, producers
are going to keep her around for a while
just because she's drama.
Well I mean, listen.
Every time--
She was the last rose.
Every time the dramatic person gets the last rose--
Well right.
It's so predictable.
It's always like a thing.
Yeah.
Well I think somebody who's going to be not great is Demi.
Oh she's-- she's drama!
Demi.
First of all, I was a little surprised by--
She is very confident.
Well and I was so surprised by like--
She seems young.
Yeah.
With nothing wrong with it.
But like, the mom in jail for embezzlement?
Oh boy, they jumped right to that!
That was amazing.
My dad--
I was like, oh my god.
My dad creates the best atmosphere for us.
Can we talk about real quick the three ladies
that we had on our show that we introduced Colton
to originally?
Yes please.
So we had this awesome moment--
Yeah.
--on our show on "The Ellen Show--"
Yeah.
As we always do!
As we always do.
Where Ellen had Colton on the show before they
had even started filming.
And we introduced Colton to three
of the ladies that were going to be competing on the season.
And those three were--
Those three were Annie, Katie, who obviously came into play.
Yeah I liked Katie.
And then Sidney, who had a really cute moment with him
where they danced on the thing with the orchestra.
But I also thought she was at the same time totally--
Kind of--
--forgettable.
Yes.
Yeah.
Which I think she needed that moment.
You had to remind me that Sidney was on our show.
Yeah.
Annie, we kind of didn't see a lot of.
But they referenced something that happened on our show
that if you would've watched our show and known it,
you would've known it.
Easter egg!
Their first moment out of the limo,
he was like, how much is a touchdown worth?
Which seemed totally random everybody else.
And she was like, six.
Seven if you get the extra point.
And he was like, that's right.
That was a reference to our show.
Which they never actually explained.
Which I was surprised, because I thought
they would actually use that at some point.
Maybe they will in the future if one of them--
Maybe in the future.
Yeah, that time that we met.
So anyway, she's super, super cute.
And she won the game on our show.
We played No or Go, and she was the winner.
Yeah.
Maybe she goes all the way.
It seems like there's chemistry-- yeah maybe.
Maybe.
Don't look up spoilers.
But let's talk about the first kisses.
Because there were three kisses.
Right.
Katie, who was the second kiss, actually.
Right.
Oh and they teed that up too.
They were like, ooh.
I wonder if he would be the first person to kiss.
Kaylynn, Miss North Carolina--
Which I was not expecting.
I did not see that coming at all.
I think she's just like--
And he went for it.
She--
Yeah.
By the way, that was awkward.
I was going to say--
It was uh!
But anyway, so she got the first kiss.
Then we got Katie.
And then we got our first impression
rose, who I think he gave it to because he wanted that kiss.
He was smitten with her.
He was.
He was, like, she walked out of that limo, and he was like, oh.
I think she'll go really far.
So she's not one of my favorites personally
in terms of personalities.
But I do think that she'll go really--
I mean, she might win the whole thing.
You can see the chemistry--
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Or-- or--
But--
Will someone ruin the whole thing?
That's the other thing.
Yeah.
I think there's no way that he's leaving
the show without a fiancee.
Really?
Oh, that's an interesting--
Not a chance.
The tease looks amazing.
Oh!
He's jumping over fences!
He's lost!
We don't know where he is!
We're in the middle of nowhere!
Also I have a feeling--
It looks like he literally falls into a black hole, abyss--
It was the best!
And they're like, Colt's gone!
Colt's missing!
Harrison's running.
Yeah.
Wait.
My favorite part--
Chris, find him!
My favorite part in the deep tease
is there's a woman that comes in and has like dark, dark hair
and like, hugs him--
In a military jacket.
Yeah, and he's like, I just don't know what to do.
Whatever.
I'm calling it.
That's someone in his family or his past.
It's not a contestant.
No that's like a sister or something.
Yeah.
It's Tia!
Yeah.
No.
Too dark of hair.
And she's [INAUDIBLE].
I hope Tia doesn't show up.
OK.
So we have to say goodbye to [INAUDIBLE]..
Oh, I liked her.
She was sweet.
Erin.
Bye Erin.
Devon.
Another really long rose ceremony, by the way.
The sun was up when it was over.
You guys, Alex D went home.
That sloth did not pay off.
No, it did not.
No.
Too slow.
It got so awkward.
It was like, let it go.
Come on.
Cut to the chase!
Laura, don't remember you.
Reveon.
Reveon!
[INAUDIBLE]
More like Revi-off.
Oh Jane!
So weird.
See Jane leave.
Bye bye.
OK so I'm just so happy it's back, you guys.
The deep tease?
I'm so stoked!
It looks like it's going to be a good season.
I do think it's going to be a good season.
I know everybody was hating on it, but--
Lots of crying by Colton and everybody.
This is my favorite show for a reason.
Let's make our predictions real quick.
And this one, I will only choose one.
OK.
Call it.
Cassie.
Call it.
Cassie.
I'm going Hannah G. I'm going first impression.
Nope.
I did not say no to y'all's.
Come on Hannah G. A big thanks to you all for joining us!
And be sure to tune in Tuesday for our weekly recap.
Comment below to tell us what you think
and we'll be sure to answer them this time.
OK guys.
I'm going.
We promise.
It's time for me to do my thing.
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It's a new season!
Back to the show!
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