[sirens blaring]
- We got reports of a 61-year-old female patient
at physical therapy complaining of breathing problems
and possible low blood pressure.
Our firefighters are on the scene assessing the situation.
So we're going to go in and see what's going on.
- Oh [bleep], my knee.
Oh god, help me.
Oh [bleep].
- You're getting that knee together, right?
My hip didn't ever give me this problem.
It give me some.
But this knee, oh god, if they'd have told me
what I had to go through.
- Should I pull out?
- You're OK.
[laughs] You're not fat.
- And try it again?
[laughter]
How many hours of therapy did you do today?
- I want to say maybe 20 minutes.
- 20 minutes?
- And that's when I get sick.
- OK.
- She asked me to sit up to do an exercise,
and that's when I realized how sick I was.
I was sick before I got there.
- OK.
So you say we got a hip replacement-- when did you
get the hip replacement?
- May 2.
- May of this year?
- Yeah.
- And when did you have the knee surgery?
- July 22.
- OK.
So you were having a difficult time getting around?
- I've been in the bedridden for five years.
- Five years?
- I couldn't get around.
- Oh, look at you now.
You got your groove back.
- I'm trying to get a groove back.
But every time I try something, it come and knock me back down.
Sure, that's what I say, when am I going to get up and be
able to groove?
[laughter]
- So five years later, you're up and moving and grooving
a little bit.
- I'm up and moving a little--
girl, I got ready to, you know, try to pop it
and snap it a little bit, girl.
I'm sitting here, and I haven't been able to [inaudible] yet.
Girl.
- Well, maybe you keep going to physical therapy,
you will get there in no time.
- Girl, look, I'm thinking I'm going to get well.
I'm going to do my thing.
- See, the only thing that you need to do,
God just wants you to sit still and look cute
with that good hip and that good knee.
You want to be out here being fast.
You can't do that.
- I know that.
I just want to be fast one time--
one time.
If I can just get away one time and say, Lord, I'm sorry.
I ain't dead-- just one time.
- [laughs] Just one time?
- One more time. - Oh my goodness.
- One more time.
- You don't even have a boyfriend.
- I don't.
I ain't no girlfriend.
I'm a wife.
- There you go.
- 70 years old, they say, come here, baby--
come here.
- [laughs]
- They've got so many things to help them.
- Like what?
- Girl, look, this girl that I know told me about some Molly.
- Oh, no, no, no.
- I ain't never had none.
But I'm just saying this lady told me something about it.
You know, and I'm like, they have sex parties.
And I say, really?
I ain't never heard of that stuff in my life.
Girl, I'm 61.
Where do you think--
- You stay far, far, far away from anybody
that indulges in that.
- I tell you, girl, I ain't had sex since I can't remember.
What is you talking about?
- Oh, no, no, no.
- They say, girl, you take that Molly, they
say you stay up for three days.
I said, I don't want it.
You have sex for three days.
I don't want it.
- What do you like them-- tall, short?
- Tall, dark, and skinny.
- Ooh, tall, dark, and skinny.
- White, black, green, or orange, whatever.
[laughter]
I like them all.
- You just want him to be good to you, right?
- I just want a nice man that's going to be kind, sweet.
Well, I've got a few suspects, but.
- [laughs] Well, honey, we are almost at this hospital.
- Mm-hmm.
I just act silly in the street because I ain't been out
in a while.
- Well, we're going to have to keep you in house
until you get better.
- I've been in the house five years.
- Well, we're going to keep you in there about one more.
- Well, that's the way I was acting in there anyway.
- She wants to get back on the dating scene.
She wants to have her final hurrah, may I say.
You know, hopefully things work out for her,
you know, and everything makes full circle.
Maybe she'll become someone's wife.
Maybe she'll get that hip and knee back together
and, you know, the rest is history.