Hi guys, I'm Stevie and today I'm gonna talk about what it looks like when I come.
Buckle up.
Ever since I can remember, even since the first time I ever had an orgasm, I would come the same way.
Weird.
Okay, so I have a story too. Um...
It's... it's totally related to your story which is why I'm hopping in really quick.
To give you a little snippet of my story. [slurping sound]
You know, since we're all sharing stories...
Oh my God, I love interrupting people but for good reasons only.
Awe...
...awe...
...I don't come weird.
That's the thing though. Everybody comes weird.
I go. "yip! yip! yip!", but way more high-pitched and in no rhythm at all.
The thing about the fact that everyone comes weird is that that means that nobody comes weird.
You know I'm saying? So I was concerned about the fact that I came weird,
so I started like doing research and Googling and Googling
and I came to the conclusion that maybe I had something called cl*t lock.
I have voluntary cl*t lock.
No you don't.
If I don't want to come I won't do it.
That's not what cl*t lock is.
How would you know, you don't even have cl*t lock?
Anyway, I even like went to a s*x therapist and was just like, "I think I come weird.
I don't know if this is from trauma. What's going on? Please help me."
Turns out... nah.
When I come I name bird species.
but the trick is that everyone comes weird
which means no one comes weird. It's kind of how like everybody sneezes different.
[loud "AHWHOOO!!!"]
[cute little "ah-chuuu"]
I sneeze in secret.
So everybody sneezes different and everybody comes different, and if someone shames you for either of those
literally throw them in the trash.
I thought I was weird for so long and then I found out I have something called POTS.
My doctor was explaining that when you have POTS something that helps is you flexing your arms and legs really hard before you stand up
To get blood flow pumping through your body. Then I was like, wait a minute
Maybe I need to pump blood to the rest of my body to get it to my p**sy
So I can come I was like, I wonder if these two things are related
So I texted all my friends that have POTS and they were all like, yep. We come the same
And it's weird.
Oh my God. Do all Sagitariuses yip! yip! ?
No astrology is not the same as disability. Like, at all.
Wow.
You know what now you say that I can totally see how insensitive it was. So I take it back.
Oh my God thanks for showing how easy it is to apologize after accidentally saying something insensitive.
To be honest it's not in my nature as a Sag, so thank you very much.
Recently. My disabled friends are pointing out to me
Which s*x toys I have that happened to be accessible and I thought since it's literally my job to talk about s*x toys
Why not include talking about accessibility in them because it's my job and how easy would that be let's be more inclusive, right?
Anyway, here's an accessible dildo
This video sponsor lilo who you've heard me talk about before because I love them and their products so much
So one of the reasons I'm obsessed with them is their toys or body safe
A lot of toys are not did you know that I hope so
Please don't use jelly d*ldo. So this toy is called the Sariah
Oh my god, it's just so the I literally I'm so happy that this toy is so cool
Look at it. I I mean like obviously I would but you know what?
I mean like it it looks like the sexiest thing I've ever seen and look
So the reason I love it is because anyone who struggles with gripping things due to something for instance like weak grip muscles
you can just I mean. I'm not using any grip muscles right now. How. Cool.
If you have to wrap your whole-ass hand around a vibrating dildo
Then you don't even get to come half the time, because you can't grip. It solves that problem. It gives you a hole to hold
It's also one of my favorite toys. I have two ones pink and black
Ha it also has this long stem but stimulates your g-s*ot and this stimulates the clip
It's also super quiet so you can like have secret s*x or whatever. I love secret mast**bation. I just love mast**bation
Click the link in the description to get this riot. I love it and I love lilo and it's an accessible toy
How many times gonna say accessible I said it right every time I used to say accessible anyway moving on
I'd like to describe my orga*m now
Sure, go for it. If you want to hear all about my orga*m
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