(birds chirping)
- So last week, I said that
we had an announcement to make this week.
And,
well, that announcement is that we are,
leaving.
We packed up our stuff,
and we're gonna be gone for about two to three weeks
where we're gonna go cross country
from Montreal to Vancouver.
(horn blaring)
The way I said it kinda felt anti-climatic,
but it's actually really exciting
'cause this is the first vacation we've had...
Actually, come to think of it.
This is the first vacation we've had period.
We've never had like a long couple vacation.
And guess what?
Brutus is coming as well.
And I also invited Max.
- I'm ready.
Come on.
You're ready?
- Yes.
So since we're gonna be traveling for three weeks,
I just wanted to tell you guys
about this phone app that I'm gonna be using
called FilmoraGo,
to edit my videos on the go.
I think it's gonna be really great for vlogs on YouTube,
videos on TikTok or Reels on Instagram.
The app itself is super simple to use
and really straightforward.
They have a ton of transitions
where you can just simply drag and drop to use them.
They also have thousands of copyright free music,
which makes life so much easier.
I don't have to spend hours
looking for the right track on different sites
since everything is built in here.
And if you're feeling fun,
they also have stickers and filters
that you can simply use as well.
I have a download link in the description below.
So give it a shot,
if you're a creator or if you're just starting out.
And if you've been using it,
let them know how you've been using it.
Just leave them a quick review on the App Store.
(mellow music)
- [Max] Next up, Ottawa.
- So today begins the journey of thousands of miles.
Oh, and in case you didn't catch it,
we're gonna be driving
all the way to the West Coast and back,
around 9,118 kilometers to be exact,
which will take about 92 hours to complete.
We're not crazy enough to do the whole thing in one go.
So we'll be stopping
in all the good old Canadian towns along the way,
eating, exploring,
having wild sex in the back of our pickup truck.
I'm just kidding.
We're not driving a pickup truck.
We're now in Ontario.
We officially arrived,
in a different part of Canada.
The first stop in our road trip was Ottawa,
which is about two hours away from Montreal.
♪ Look how far we've gone simply by taking ♪
And it couldn't be close enough
because I had to go poop really bad.
And just for nuance,
I haven't been able to poop in about a week.
I think I need to poo-poo again.
- [Max] Again, after the coffee?
- [Yos] And then here's our dog drinking from a fountain
before this lady told us
there are dead pigeons in the water.
- There's a dead pigeon in there.
- [Yos] And then we arrived at the parliament building.
(mellow guitar music)
- First Nation says the remains of more than 200 children
have been located,
buried on the site of a former residential school, in fact.
- Over 1,000 unmarked graves
have now been found in the country.
- [Anchor] The discovery of graves have reopened wounds--
- [Yos] It wouldn't be right for us
to make a whole series about traveling Canada,
without addressing the harrowing news
that's happened in the country.
These little shoes represent the 215 children
whose remains were found
in a residential school in British Columbia.
And they have found even more since then.
(alarm beeping)
We are now on our way to our next stop,
which is, Kingston, Ontario.
Our boy just stepped on his own shit.
Good job, Brutus.
- [Yos] Good job.
- He still had poop on his paw.
Let's go get a tissue to clean it.
- [Yos] Our stay in Kingston was brief.
We had a quick dinner there at this cute hotel.
I actually hated my salad
because I wanted to eat more veggies
for my digestion issues.
I have no idea why I expected miracles
from one plate of salad because
I didn't end up pooping again the next day.
This vlog is basically my poop diary.
So, enjoy.
We ended up getting to Toronto at three in the morning
because there was traffic in the highway,
but, at least we finally made it
after a long day of driving and being constipated.
I'm currently waiting for Max to check-in at the entrance.
And I don't know why I'm suddenly feeling kinda anxious
since I haven't traveled in so long.
It feels,
I don't know, but I feel weird to be like away from home.
Or maybe I'm just like tired 'cause it's super late.
I don't know why the check-in's taking so long.
(phone playing game tone)
We just found out that the hotel that we booked
are not gonna accept pets.
Even though on the website, they said yes.
So now it's 2:13 in the morning,
and we have to find another hotel.
Somehow.
- Let's find one. - Okay.
Pet friendly.
(bell rings)
Hi there, quick question.
Do you guys accept pets?
Are you, do you have a room available for tonight?
Good morning guys.
It is now the next day, obviously.
- Monday.
- Yesterday was a mess.
So here's our bed.
It's tiny.
And here's the living room.
Here's where I did my makeup.
And here are all the audience,
that I performed for this morning naked.
Belly dancing by the window.
Here's the kitchen.
Messy, messy.
Here's Tamagotchi.
And now we're gonna do
what I've been looking forward to most since I arrived.
We're gonna go get Popeye's chicken burger.
- I never tried their burger.
- Their burger is, fucking amazing.
- It's me, you and Brutus exploring the city.
Are we the three tres amigos, or the three musketeers?
- [Yos] We're the three blind mice.
- Okay, let's go.
(jazzy music)
- [Yos] Take a bite.
- Big piece of chicken.
- [Yos] Heaven on earth.
- Can we try that one, two, three.
Bon apetit.
- [Yos] It's good, right?
- Yo, this shit is good.
- [Yos] It's so good. - It's bomb.
So much better than Chick-fil-A.
Wow.
Where have you been all my life?
(car engine rumbling)
- [Yos] Okay, so in retrospect,
a spicy chicken burger,
not the best choice for my digestion issues.
But was it worth it?
Absolutely not.
Little did I know I wouldn't be able to poop again
for the next seven days.
I blame it all on Popeye's.
Obviously, they suck.
But I love you.
Anyway, and then we're off to Niagara Falls.
We just arrived at Niagara Falls, the...
- Eighth wonder of the world.
- [Max] Is it really one of them?
- [Yos] How many wonders of the world have you seen?
- Can you name me which one are they?
Like the pyramids?
The tower of peas?
- [Yos] Harvard University.
- No, does my dick count?
- [Yos] Okay.
- Hey Brutus, do you wanna go see the falls?
It's cool, boy.
- [Yos] I don't think he understands.
This is the real Niagara Falls.
I feel wet just looking at it.
- I feel wet just looking at you.
- [Yos] Okay.
This is my second time visiting the falls.
Oh, it's beautiful.
She's so pretty.
I was super young the first time.
We did the ferry thing and got all wet.
We didn't want to this time
because we're scared of getting our hair wet
'cause we're so gay.
I gotta say though,
would not recommend if you have frizzy hair.
Do you have frizzy hair?
- Yes.
- [Yos] There was a rainbow here.
That's so cool.
It's a gay fall.
Rainbow.
And then here's Brutus ruining Max's favorite polo.
Look what Brutus did to me.
We low key did something so bad.
You're supposed to park and then pay.
And then you're supposed to put like
the receipt on the dashboard.
We didn't do that.
We thought we were gonna pay
like after we enjoyed the view.
So now we're just gonna leave without paying, period.
- [Max] Oops.
- Don't be like us, but at the same time,
be like us.
All right, so I guess that was it.
Check that off our bucket list.
- Check.
- Don't you think it's kind of funny,
like going to places like this, 'cause,
you drive for an hour and a half out of your way
to see the falls.
And then you're there for five minutes
and you're like, yeah.
And then, let's go home.
- Let's go back.
- [Yos] And that's exactly what we did.
It got kind of gloomy
and we wanted to maybe explore a bit of Toronto
before we leave the next day.
Just got back to the hotel room.
And it is now 9:00 p.m.
Was gonna go out to get dinner, but I'm way too tired.
So I'm gonna stay in,
and Max is gonna go meet up with his friend.
I have no idea how you even have the energy right now.
- [Max] I'm just hungry.
- I wanna show you guys what we got
to prepare for this travel.
Have fun. - [Max] See you.
- If you guys remember this from our vlog from last year,
we went to like this sports store
and we found the same bag that Elio wore
in "Call Me By Your Name" by this brand called Invicta.
Well, this year we decided to buy that bag.
This is the one I got, it's in tan.
And Max got the one in blue.
His is completely filled up 'cause we used it for clothes.
I didn't wanna get the exact same one that Elio has,
'cause I feel like that's a little too on the nose.
So I got one that's a little different and it has patches.
And it's like,
you know, like travel vibes.
Look, guys.
Vibe.
Max just left, so Brutus's gonna freak out for like--
(Brutus barks) There you go.
He'll be back soon, don't worry.
Don't worry.
Since we've been traveling again,
I've been playing "Pokémon GO,"
which I haven't played in more than like two years-ish.
But I think it's always like a fun way to explore the cities
by playing "Pokémon GO."
I didn't realize that there was a friend feature now
where you can add friends.
I don't know what's gonna happen if I do this.
But if you guys would like to,
I would love to be your friend on "Pokémon GO."
That's my friend code.
Low key regret that I'm not going to dinner.
'Cause now I'm really hungry.
(alarm beeps)
I don't think they have room service anymore.
And I don't really wanna go out and get robbed.
Mini haul, bought a hand soap
'cause for whatever reason,
this hotel doesn't provide hand soap.
And Max bought lube.
By the way, this is the best lube ever.
Hotel drama yet again.
But this time it's purely my fault, I'll admit it.
So tomorrow we're stopping by this town called Sudbury
and we'll be staying there overnight.
And on our way back from Niagara Falls,
I thought I'd be productive and was like,
"You know what, let me look up hotels.
Let me book the hotels, let's be on it."
Two minutes later, I realized that I booked it for tonight.
And obviously I didn't pay extra for cancellation insurance.
So now there's a whole kerfuffle
of having to shift the day by one day.
And it's so fucking hard.
I've had to contact Expedia through Twitter,
through phone call.
I've called the hotel itself three times,
and nothing's been sorted out, so,
this is so annoying.
There's nothing I can do at this point
except just like,
sit on this undoubtedly very dirty couch
and watch, "Downtown Abbey."
Max just came by to drop off dinner leftover.
(playful music)
Good morning.
We are finally leaving this hotel.
Hoo, I'm so relieved.
I hate this hotel so much.
These are all the dirty clothes that we accumulated.
Not the most elegant of solutions, but.
Okay, today we're headed off to a town called Sudbury.
- Ready to go.
- Call me by your backpack,
I wanted to check out the Toronto K-Town because
that's how I rate the livability of a city.
If the K-Town is good, then I might wanna move there.
Of course, as soon as I got there,
I saw they had Chung Chun rice hot dog.
So I had to get some.
And, if I wasn't constipated
from the spicy chicken burger yesterday,
I definitely am after this delicious hot dog.
Also not worth it.
It's literally so shit,
but I love you.
Look at that cheese.
- Let's hit the road, boys.
Are you ready?
- Let it rip. - Let it rip!
- [Yos] The drive to Sudbury took about five hours.
This drive was pivotal for me because
we'd be officially driving away
from the big East Coast cities into the great unknown.
We also resolved the hotel issue, thanks to Twitter.
And I was really pumped about
staying in a clean hotel because,
our last hotel was so not.
- Here we go.
- Let's go.
Ooh.
- Spacious.
- It's big.
Definitely way better than our old hotel room.
- Right?
- We have a view parking lot.
- [Max] The third floor, it's not that high.
- So here's like, I guess a closet area.
Oh my God.
There's an iron thank God.
And Max is in there pooping 'cause this it's the bathroom.
And here's the room.
And here's the bed.
And this is where the magic happens.
And by magic, I mean sex.
Just got room service.
Chicken wings.
Catfish.
- [Max] Don't eat my catfish, Brutus.
- The food here was exquisite.
I've never had chicken wings this crunchy,
but buttery at the same time.
I loved it so much that I kept it in my tummy for a week.
Along with the hot dogs and chicken burger.
We spend the rest of the night
editing the thumbnail for an upcoming video
and doing the laundry.
So this was our first three days of the trip.
There'll be more to come.
Apologies for disappearing for three weeks.
We got way too wrapped up in the trip,
but we'll have content
for next couple of weeks for you guys.
So, I hope you enjoy the rest of our adventure.
♪ 'Cause you don't know me and I don't know you ♪
♪ But it breaks my heart you looking so blue ♪
♪ I just picked your name on the coffee cup ♪