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hey guys welcome back to the abandoned
dungeon i converted into an office uh so
today's video is about my number one
favorite instagram page right now it's
called remember old time and in spite of
the name it's not ironic at all it's
just a page made for 60 year olds to be
reminded of
old time now before we start i'm not
just here to knock on boomers for
engaging with nostalgia bait when
literally every generation does the same
thing i remember spongebob
remember world war ii
remember yesterday i just want to share
what i found on here because it is the
execution that makes it so hilarious for
starters they have multiple times
posted a meme that has been cropped so
badly you can't even understand what it
says there's a twitter page that does
this as a joke called cropped boomer
memes and it's great but i think i like
this one better because it's not on
purpose cropping this image to the point
that if you is barely legible is a
flawless shitpost and they don't even
realize it wait what yes i do so true i
agree am i missing something here you
know maybe i was wrong maybe this is a
complete sentence it's a picture of a
tonka truck and they're just saying when
tonka trucks work maybe i'm being too
harsh on these guys all right but let's
move on to the actual memes now if
there's one thing ellen degeneres taught
me about boomers it's how much pride
they have in knowing how to do tasks
that have become obsolete one person
said i'm gonna teach my grandchildren
how to
use a rotary phone why they're not gonna
have one i'm begging you on behalf of
children everywhere please just teach
them how to do their taxes it's the only
thing they want to know don't buy them a
watch their phone has the time on it you
don't need to gate keep technology that
doesn't exist anymore i'm not going to
teach my grandchildren how to download
limewire also the other part of that
meme was using a tv with no remote
you taught your kids
not to use the remote oh my god and
cursive these people are obsessed with
cursive should kids still be taught
cursive sure whatever but not so they
can read documents like the constitution
and stuff do you think no one has ever
like typed out the constitution online
you could probably listen to it if you
wanted do you think the only way to read
it is by having the original document in
your hand which i assume is kept at
nicholas cage's house i refuse to argue
with anyone born after 1995 y'all can't
even write in cursive someone said y'all
can't even switch the tv to hdmi too but
besides cursive and being able to tell
time on a regular clock the other thing
they take a lot of pride in is how
well-mannered they are who still says
excuse me or pardon me when walking in
front of someone i always do that's the
way i was taught growing up it's called
manners something that no longer exists
people who were raised right like me i
do i was raised that way i was raised
with manners great you guys are so
polite thank you for telling me how
polite you are which is also something
they hate i hate when people try to
praise themselves for doing a good deed
we understand you helped an old lady
cross the street but does everyone need
to thank you for it are there any
females left that'll say thank you when
someone holds the door open for you
can't you just be a silent hero you
cancel out your good deed by bragging
which is something i would never do call
me old-fashioned but i miss clean shows
like andy griffith it's called a joke we
used to tell them before people became
offended by everything i might be old
but i miss wholesome shows like this to
all of you offended you wouldn't have
made it through an episode of me without
having a meltdown call me moral but i
miss clean show to the good old days
when we could make fun of each other
without everyone getting their panties
in a bunch oh my god which is it you
can't have both you can't say oh these
damn liberals get offended by everything
now they wouldn't have lasted five
minutes back in my day when shows were
wholesome and everyone was nice to each
other what i've learned from this page
is that boomers love to have their cake
and eat it too like they'll refer to
anyone under the age of 30 as being a
part of the me generation you know cause
of all the selfies not that they do that
you know they don't have seven thousand
instagram posts or take four selfies a
day that all look the same that's just
the team to be fair i am technically
taking hundreds of selfies every minute
as we speak but that's not the point i
just love the hypocrisy of it young
people today are so narcissistic not
like us who are better at everything we
had the best music the best cars the
best
soda and the most happiness and now
because we're better than you we're
gonna hoard all of the money all of the
land and you'll never be able to buy a
house you selfish millennials if you had
a pair of these
you will one of the things i realized a
lot of these people don't necessarily
miss a specific time period so much as
they miss being the age they were then
like you can still sit outside or eat a
hot dog sandwich those aren't exclusive
to one decade back in the day would this
have been you yeah i used to sit in the
dirt used to eat the dirt too did not
taste good
but i always went back for when i was a
kid we didn't have bottled water we had
a garden hose don't mess with me i'm a
wooden spoon lead paint no car seat no
bike helmet pick up bed riding garden
hose drink and survive and then someone
copied that and put it on a different
picture of two children drinking out the
hose i don't know it's just a funny
thing to be so proud of to self-identify
as a hose drinker it inspired me to make
my own meat i think that would fit in
perfectly on this page i've noticed that
um they seem to blame a lot of their
frustrations on the passage of time i
wish a lot of the younger people would
experience a christmas from the 70s and
80s the department stores the amazing
decoration the downtown shopping it was
really magical it was such a special
time this was back when christmas meant
something and was fun yeah because you
were a kid the only thing that's changed
since then is you got older now instead
of waking up to a bunch of free toys in
your living room you have to buy people
presents and it's stressful you can
still enjoy it if you want but it sounds
like you'd prefer not to when i was a
kid this is how christmas trees look who
remembers old-fashioned christmas trees
like this one who remembers trees like
this nothing and no one is stopping you
from decorating your trees in exactly
the same way oh christmas used to be so
magical before the government banned
tinsel also the thing you miss about
christmas in the 70s was the department
stores you can still go to the mall in
december guess what it's packed the
spirit of christmas is still alive in
dillard you know i'm starting to realize
that i think the thing they actually
miss is just a time when there were less
people i guess i can't blame them for
that now if for whatever reason you do
make the mistake of following this page
one of the first things you'll notice is
how relentlessly they post they're so
dedicated to quantity that half the
memes at this point are just hey
remember this
who this old i'd love to see a look into
their creative process but i have a
feeling i already know what it is some
of these though i don't think they
realize aren't as old as they thought do
you remember playing this game
monopoly
the most popular board game ever made
no i don't remember does anyone remember
batman and robin superman and wonder
woman yeah it's a shame they took such
great characters and stopped making
movies about him in the 1940s just dusty
old relics of the past who remembers
grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato
soup as a kid we still eat this how does
it taste still love it how does it taste
please someone please tell me how this
tastes you know i love that even though
it seems like they're making all these
memes themselves because of the
consistent font throughout they're also
perfectly low res it's like they run
them through a vcr before exporting did
your house look like this too
did i have a tv and a window you bet i
did sometimes it really does seem like
they were too busy to come up with
something so they'll just be like uh
this is a half slip i believe yeah yeah
it says it right there half slip did any
of you ladies wear one of these was this
is it something you wore i don't know
man you tell me it's your me okay so i
guess a slip is like big underwear that
goes under a dress so no one can see
your butthole and oh boy these
commenters are horrified at the fact
that most people don't wear them anymore
wait what do women wear under dresses
now
nothing and you can see right through to
their underwear no you can't and if it
bothers you so much then look somewhere
else no one is forcing you to stare at
their ass women have absolutely gotten
away from wearing any undergarments that
their mothers or grandmothers wore
hey grandma
can i borrow your underwear not much
from what i've seen advertising their
wares nowadays they don't even wear
panties let the breeze flow through and
ventilate the monkey the great irony
here though is that while a lot of these
people are whining about how women go
outside without covering every inch of
their body this page is often flooded
with comments from what appear to be sex
bots and then the same men who complain
about the way women dress will fall hook
line and sinker for a profile picture of
a butt society is falling apart
no one even wears pantyhose anymore oh a
butt but it wouldn't be an instagram
page if it wasn't filled with horny
middle-aged men trying to hit on every
woman they see this was google when i
was a kid yeah hello how are you doing
today
nice picture you have a lovely smile
we'd be glad if we can be friends
greetings how are you doing hope you
don't mind just want to be a friend too
okay but without a doubt their favorite
post of all time uh because they posted
it like seven times already is this one
in the 50s no botox no ripped jeans no
silicone just grace and elegance holy
[ __ ] the top comment on here is those
were the good days when ladies respected
themselves ugh i miss when women had
self-respect back when they wore
everything their husbands told them to
and would have been shot dead if they
put on jeans not like today's girls who
wear t-shirts sometimes someone said no
filters
no filter the photos in black and white
that was photography's first filter but
the theme here is definitely that people
don't respect themselves anymore because
they dress
more comfortably i feel like if anything
the opposite would be true doesn't it
take more self-confidence to dress
however you want and not care about what
people think leave it to a bunch of
dinosaurs to hold dear all of the worst
traditions of the past and this is
unfortunately the thorny dark side of
remember old time because for every
remember the guy there's glimpses into
some truly unhinged logic when i was a
kid they didn't call it behavioral
disorders they called it being a little
brat
okay i'm so lucky i got to grow up in a
time before empathy was invented our
parents would just smack the [ __ ] out of
us until we were so scared of them we
never talked again got smacked a lot
and proud of it this is obviously a
tricky subject because there are a lot
of parents who don't seem to discipline
their children and do raise them to just
be spoiled and entitled and that's a
problem in its own right my parents
raised me to believe that i could do
anything i put my mind to and look at me
now
a youtuber but some of these commenters
are a little too excited to chime in
here and back then we got spankings for
being a little brat there were no cps
workers to come to your house oh my god
are you anti-child protective services
like yeah you should be able to
discipline your child but also you do
have to draw a line somewhere and for
all these people who are like now what
happens at home stays at home is
terrifying to hear but really you just
have to love the dichotomy of a group of
people going my mama raised me right we
were taught about a little thing called
manners which unfortunately aren't too
common these days can i play oh my god
shut the [ __ ] up i always hold the door
open for people and i like to say excuse
me and thank you and i also miss when tv
was racist and ultimately i think that's
why it's time to unfollow this account
it's time to say goodbye oh wait this
one's actually kind of cute my
grandmother always said don't interfere
with things that are none of your
business do not open the fridge in
someone else's home seriously don't look
in the fridge
stop asking about the fridge there's
nothing in there the fridge smells bad
because of um old vegetables or
something like that it's none of your
business grandpa's fine he's just at the
store right now i told you grandpa's not
here he's at the shirt store i mean the
pants store i mean wendy's why don't you
shut up already about the damn fridge
get away from there don't you dare open
that oh no it's not what it looks like
okay maybe it is i killed grandpa
big stinking deal we all make mistakes
you're not perfect either mr c on your
math test what it was an a minus all
right maybe you are perfect let's
celebrate
who's hungry grandpa's for dinner ew
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the meantime my evil twin cousin will be
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so blame him anyway i gotta go set up a
toilet on my front porch so see you next
time