I invented her because I had something
to say and somehow I thought if if it
were coming from a 65 year old PhD that
you would see it the way I had as a
truth as a legitimate scientific truth
but it isn't it's completely ridiculous
and I lied to you all and I lied to
myself because the real truth is that I
was heartbroken and lost you know what I
just wanted to understand it somehow I
wanted it to be about them so everything
I thought I had figured out it's
completely upside down I mean I thought
this ball had gone onto another new cow
but in fact she was an old cow who had
become a new cow again I mean what was I
talking about I was comparing men to
animals which okay let's face it
sometimes they are but sometimes they
are not
sometimes you open the barn door or the
hospital room door or the bedroom door
and you find the real thing you find a
guy who can sit with you when you are at
your absolute worst when you are
knee-deep in Kleenex and your face looks
like a punching bag and you are a
complete and total mess and he can still
look at you and tell you that ray is not
the last man you're ever going to love