- You know, voting is a great American tradition,
and without it we would not have shows like "Survivor,"
and "American Idol" and "Dancing With The Stars,"
so I thought we should exercise our right to vote right now,
by playing "Epic or Fail."
So you're gonna-- [cheers and applause]
Get your paddles.
Pull out your paddles, and I'm going to show you a video,
and you're going to guess if it's an epic or a fail.
And it's extra special, because the clips are really
the best we've ever shown, so let's take a look.
I've never seen that, but I think it's gonna be a fail, yes.
Right? A few hopefuls out there.
Most of us think something's gonna happen that's wrong, okay.
- [grunts]
- Yeah. [audience laughter]
[buzzer sounds] [audience laughter]
[laughter and applause]
He's athletic. [audience laughter]
All right, let's see the next one.
(man on video) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, [indistinct].
[audience all talking at once]
- I don't-- I've seen it,
but I don't remember how it--
Really?
All right, a lot of viewers--I'll go with--
Okay, I'll go with you. Let's see.
(audience) Oh! (man) Uh oh, uh oh!
[bleep] Oh, no.
[audience laughter] You have to be kidding me.
- Yeah. [audience laughter]
No. [audience laughter]
[buzzer sounds] Why did I agree with you?
All right, let's see the next one.
[audience all talking at once]
I've seen this so I'm not going to vote.
You think it's epic? It's half and half.
All right, let's see.
(audience) Oh!
Look at that!
[cheers and applause] Unbelievable!
[cheers and applause] Come on!
[cheers and applause]
All right. Are you playing, tWitch?
Are you pl--okay. I didn't--all right.
- Yeah, I had "epic" for that one, yeah.
Let's see the next one.
(audience) Oh!
[audience all talking at once]
- Yeah, that's for--that's for--
Oh, really, people think that's going to be epic?
[audience all talking at once]
Let's see.
(audience) Oh!
[buzzer sounds] [audience laughter]
How could that possibly be okay?
[audience laughter]
A unicycle on a cliff. [audience laughter]
I've not seen one woman try any of these things so far.
[audience laughter]
All right, let's see the next one.
[audience all talking at once]
I don't know, he looks like he's gonna be successful.
He's switching, uh, skateboards. Let's see.
[screams]
[audience laughter]
[buzzer sounds] [bell dings]
[laughter and applause] They snuck a goat in there.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, I love a goat, so...
Let's see the next one.
(man on video) It's go time.
[audience murmurs]
Yeah, I--come on. I mean--
Oh...really?
Some of you think he's going to be successful at that?
- Mm-hmm. [audience laughter]
- Oh, come--no, there's no way. Let's see.
- Whoo!
[audience laughter] [buzzer sounds]
[laughter and applause]
- Let's see the next one.
[audience laughter]
I think so.
[audience laughter] [buzzer sounds]
[laughter and applause] All right.
I think we have time for one more.
Do we have time for one, Andy?
- Yeah, you can keep going. - One more, for sure?
Do we have time, though? [audience laughter]
I don't want you to say we have time,
and then it turns out we've run out of time.
For sure we have time?
[audience laughter]
Okay.
I just--I'm just-- what I'm saying is--
[audience laughter] If we do it and then
the show airs, and that was taken out because you go,
"Oh, we didn't have time."
- [talking inaudibly] - Okay, let's see it.
(audience) Oh! Aah.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of hopeful, positive people in here.
[audience laughter]
Really, epic? - I'm gonna go epic, yeah.
- Okay, let's see.
(audience) Oh! [buzzer sounds]
[laughter and applause]
[cheers and applause]
No, but I love your positive attitudes
and now let's put our paddles down and we shall all dance.