- If you're watching this channel
chances are that
I mean, I like old cars.
He likes old cars
but sometimes you want the high-tech comforts
of a brand new whip.
We ordered a bunch of super high tech parts
off of Amazon, and we're going to completely
modernize
our $500 Mark 3 Jetta.
And then we're going to decide
if these actually come from the future, or
if we're going to kick them back to the past.
I'm joined by a resident technology expert,
Jeremiah Burton.
I'm James,
and this is "The D-List".
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(car engine revving up)
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Without further ado,
let's get into the future.
There's nothing more futuristic than fricking lasers.
So we can't do a video about the future
unless we got ourselves some lasers.
This is a dual,
that means 2, all right.
Motion activated parking assistant
Zento Deals park right assistance
car motion LED light garage parking
sensor guide.
360 degree laser adjustment premium quality.
(Jeremiah and James laughing)
- So it hangs in your garage like this
and then you adjust these little lasers
- Sort of like a futuristic tennis ball.
(laser sound)
- Yeah.
(Jeremiah and James laughing)
- [Jeremiah] Okay, so we're gonna set up
the perfect parking spot.
Okay, right there.
- [James] Okay, perfect.
- [James] So can you put a little X on it?
Can we mark an X on the spot?
- Okay,
perfect.
- Okay, so when I lined the laser up to there
I know I've parked perfect.
- [Jeremiah] You know you've parked perfect.
(car engine running)
Do do do, long commute,
long day at work.
(Jeremiah giggling)
- [Jeremiah] Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
- Did it turn off?
- [Jeremiah] No, no, you missed it. (People laughing)
- Oh it's right here.
(Jeremiah laughing)
- [Jeremiah] Turn it a little.
Other way
(Jeremiah and James laughing)
- [James] It's really fun.
- [Jeremiah] There you go, there you go.
- [James] I mean, that was so convenient.
- [Jeremiah] For the garage.
- [James] Oh, sorry.
(James chuckles)
- I can see that being pretty useful in a garage situation.
You just put it up, set it, forget it.
- [Jeremiah] I don't know. I liked it. It did a good job.
- Yeah. As advertised.
- Good product.
It is, welcome to the future.
(twinkling music)
Something that a lot of modern cars have,
including that BMW over there,
is a heads up display.
I don't have time to be looking down at all kinds of gauges.
I got to keep my eyes on the road.
- My neck doesn't move well like this.
- No, you are, you had a fuse.
(Jeremiah giggles)
- Yeah.
- [James] So this thing has 3.6 stars out of 5.
This is a tiny display.
It shows your cardinal direction, tech, speedo,
and clock. All useful information.
(Jeremiah laughs)
There the positives end.
(Jeremiah gasps)
- [James] It's so badly delayed
that it really isn't useful
for around town driving speeds.
Already, we've run into a snag with the Jetta.
It doesn't have anywhere to plug this in.
So we're going to go try it out on Jeremiah's Camaro.
Man, is this have for the seat goes in.
(Jeremiah laughing)
- [Jeremiah] Yeah.
- What?
Car huds head up display, blah, blah, blah.
- [Jeremiah] Max is the worst instructions ever.
I can't figure out where to put this.
- [Jeremiah] Oh there we go. Okay, there we go.
- [James] Yeah. Okay so now it's really good.
But look okay.
It's not a heads up display.
It's a reflection, of a clock on your windshield.
(display beeps)
What was that?
(Jeremiah and James laughs)
- What was that?
- It just blew a fuse in your car?
Alright. Now normally with something like this
I would assume that I'm not smart enough to install it
but Jeremiah is here
and Jeremiah is smart and this thing
straight up stinks.
- If we had more time to fiddle with it,
we could probably figure it out.
But at the end of the day,
I'm trying to think
like why I would want this
- Yeah, a heads up display is cool,
but I often wonder why?
(Jeremiah laughs)
No, thank you.
Kick this boy back to the past.
(background drum beat music)
A lot of modern cars have cordless phone charging
and now we can put it in our old car.
This is the AJSHGD R1
Automatic clamping, 10 watt wireless charger
car holder smart infrared sensor.
Qi GPS air vent mount mobile phone bracket stand.
- This one actually. I'm pretty jacked.
(punching sound)
(airplane engine roaring)
Yeah.
Nice.
(Jeremiah and James laughing)
What do you think the A in ASMR stands for?
(James giggles)
- Oh, this is much more comfortable.
- Yeah, this is nice.
- [Jeremiah] So it's not really wireless.
(James laughs)
- [James] No.
(Jeremiah and James laugh)
- [Jeremiah] Yeah. What is the point?
Why do people lie to us?
It's not wireless.
- It also pulls the vent down.
- [Jeremiah] Right, yeah.
You'd have to
(James laughs)
Here I'll hold it.
Okay. Here we go.
(car engine starting)
- [Jeremiah and James] Nice.
- [Jeremiah] That is futuristic.
Is it charging? It's not.
(Jeremiah giggles)
- [James] Wait, just hold on to it. (Jeremiah laughs)
- [James] Hold on to it little guy.
- [James] I think in in theory
this could be a good product.
I think the design is pretty fun, but in practice
I don't know what we were doing.
It just wouldn't chill.
Like maricela,
in her Amazon review.
Don't like it.
(Jeremiah laughs)
I've got some notes to address,
but it's going back to the past.
- [Jeremiah] Yeah. Can you also make something
that's actually wireless for us.
- Yeah maybe they could like, if it still hooks
up to the event, they put a little fan behind it.
that powers a little generator.
(Jeremiah laughs)
that powers your phone.
- Yeah.
- Jeremiah, what would you say is the worst part
about the Jetta?
- [Jeremiah] Uh,
- The fact that it stinks inside.
- I didn't want to say anything
because I didn't want to hurt
anyone's feelings, but it is a little stinky.
It stinks, smells like mildew.
Luckily the people at Maiseen are here to help.
With the car air purifier
ionizer,
car air freshener
with USB car charger 2-port
eliminate smoke smell,
pet and food odors for car, in silver.
The air purifier emits a light scent
of ozone that smells similar to a summer.
rain shower.
- Scent of ozone?
- The ozone products are illegal in California.
So you're not allowed to buy them
but Amazon let us buy this one.
- I'm really curious why ozone is illegal.
Isn't the ozone good?
Like you're making more ozone. - [James] Yeah I don't know.
The reviews are really good.
so I'm excited to go fire this bad boy up.
- [James] Not going to lie guys,
a little nervous that we own a sentient laser now.
(People laughing)
Okay, so if we want to use this
we're completely futurizing our car.
So We got to
plug it into our ionizer.
This car rules.
(Jeremiah laughs)
(suspenseful music)
(James coughs)
- Right now, the smell of his Jetta
is whooping this things ass.
(Jeremiah and James laughs)
- There's no match for the mildew.
(James coughs) - I mean, like they said
it might take a long time.
- [Jeremiah] Do we just leave it in here?
Should we give it some time
(James coughs)
come back to it?
- Yeah.
- [Jeremiah] Yeah.
- Yeah so we're going to leave this in there.
See if it helps defunck the Jetta a little bit,
but I think it looks cool.
And I think it belongs in the future.
(twinkling music)
Good job Maiseen.
- [James] If you watched our video
where we reviewed Wish.com products,
you'll know that we are not new to slime
that claims to clean your car.
However, the Wish slime was too sticky
and would leave disgusting residue,
wherever you dropped it.
So what do we do?
We went and got ourselves some good slime, $7 worth.
This is the TICARVE cleaning gel for car detailing
putty auto cleaning, petty auto detailing gel,
detailed tools, car interior, cleaner,
universal dust cleaner,
gel vent cleaner
keyboard cleaner for laptop,
New.
- Mmm.
- [James] New.
- Smells good.
It's not used, it's brand new stuff.
Last one smelled like straight up poison.
(Jeremiah laughs)
We got a dusty car.
Now we got some slime.
Let's see if this guy works.
You want to take a little each?
- Yeah. Let's take a little each, why not?
(slime clapping)
- [James] Ooh, Ooh.
- Ooh.
- [James] Ooh, Ooh, Ooh.
Some dirt right there.
- Look at that.
All that goop.
Oh, I'm really kind of pretty grossed out.
Like I could vomit right now.
(Jeremiah laughs)
- James is got to go, I liked it.
- [Jeremiah] I liked cleaning up this.
- I think all in all, it's a great product.
It really picked up all that
disgusting crap from the Jetta.
It's so good,
I had to leave because I was gonna throw up.
I was going to straight up barf.
That's how good it is.
And name 1 new luxury car that even has slime.
Okay.
(twinkle music playing)
Staying on the, keeping your car clean path.
One thing that I always run into is like,
where do I put all my trash?
You know, I got
(Jeremiah laughs)
tons of trash in my car.
So what do you do, Jeremiah?
Well, you get yourself Oudew.
(Jeremiah laughs)
It makes driving safer and better.
This is a car trashcan with the a lid,
new car dust bin
diamond design
leak proof, vehicle trash bin
mini garbage bin for automotive, home,
office, kitchen bedroom
2 pieces, gold.
It's weird, it seems like a weird product
to come in a 2-pack
(Jeremiah laughs)
- This is the biggest hunk of shit.
(Jeremiah and James laughing)
- Dude, the design is sick.
What are you talking about.
- Dude, James this looks terrible.
(James laughs)
- Obviously, keep gum wrappers.
- Mm-hmm
- Straw wrappers.
- Mmm
- Receipts
- Mmm
(Jeremiah laughs)
- That's about it.
- Yeah.
- Okay. So while I acknowledge
that having trash in your car is
maybe a problem.
It's not a huge one.
And I think there's way easier
and less goofy ways to solve that problem.
(suspenseful music)
Okay so this last product
is a complete surprise.
Max hasn't told me what it is.
We got the car door LED
projector lights,
2 pieces, constellation, welcome lights
universal wireless car door LED projector
Gemini logo light ghost shadow.
Laser project lamp for all car models.
Gemini
(James giggles)
- You got a Gemini, like a Zodiac sign.
- [Max] That's the surprise.
- [James] Okay so
How is it possibly closed, Max?
How do you close the door.
- [Max] I think you're supposed to do it here, or here.
- [James] No way dude.
- [Jeremiah] How would you close the door,
it would smack it.
- [Max] I don't know.
- [Jeremiah] Oh, you can, yeah you can.
Should I turn it on now?
- [Max] Yup.
- [James] Can't see.
Is that Nolan?
(Jeremiah and James laughing)
Dude, are they both Nolan?
That's amazing.
- [Jeremiah] That's so funny.
Oh, look at that.
(Jeremiah and James laughing)
- [James] Hey Nolan!
(Everyone laughing)
- [Jeremiah] So tiny.
- [Nolan] Oh that's trippy
- Alright courtesy door light Nolan face
is a 10 out of 10.
100% my favorite product potentially ever.
I had no idea you could do this.
This is amazing and awesome and hilarious.
At the end of the day,
nice new cars are nice new cars
and old junky cars are old junky cars.
They're not comfortable, but you know what?
That's why we like them.
Get off our back mom.
(Jeremiah and James laughs)
So last time we did one of these, we gave away
some of the products to donut underground members.
What is donut underground?
Well, it is our membership program.
You get a quarterly sticker.
You get behind the scenes content,
you get access to our discord,
but we also do giveaways.
So if you want to learn more about that
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and put a link in the description.
Jeremiah thanks for coming by.
- Thanks for having me.
This was a tech heavy show,
(James laughs)
that I,
(Jeremiah laughs)
- So much tech
- So much tech.
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