We are back.
So here's a fun fact.
Did you know I share a birthday with hockey legend Wayne
Gretzky?
And also-- yes, happy birthday to you, Wayne.
And salad dressing legend, Paul Newman.
I mean, he was more than that.
But I love his salad dressing.
The salad dressing is delicious.
Ding-dong.
It's Jen.
Someone's at the door.
Who's at the door?
It's open.
Come in.
[CROWD EXCLAIMS]
Okie-dokey.
Hi.
Hi, Ellen.
Hi.
If I could just have you to sign this really quick.
OK, if I could just have you take your shirt off.
[CROWD CHEERS]
Would you like me to?
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
You don't have to.
Thank you very much.
Bye-bye.
What am I-- what do I do?
Wait for Andy to come out.
[CROWD SCREAMS]
Ellen!
Yes!
Hey!
Yes.
Oh!
[APPLAUSE]
How are you?
Oh, my god!
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yeah!
Yes.
What do you think?
I think it's really great.
That's going in the house.
Yes!
Yeah, that's beautiful.
You know why I got you this?
Tell me.
Well, you know, every time I come on here,
you're always saying, oh, my god, Kevin, you're so funny.
You're like, oh, my god, Kevin.
You always say god and my name, so I said--
right?
So now, you got this to look at--
I sure do.
--every day.
You're my god.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm your god.
Yeah.
So I'm just gonna put it up like--
I didn't want to give myself too many muscles.
So I went light with the muscles.
But really, if you look at it, it--
it's something that makes you say oh, my god.
Yeah, oh, it does.
Oh, my god.
You are so right.
You know what?
Even the people looking at that.
Wait a minute.
I'm not done.
OK.
Money?
It's your 60th.
Give me-- I need $40.
I want to give you $60.
And I'll give you $40 back?
Yeah, I need $40 back, when you get time.
Not now, just save it.
All right.
I'll give this whole thing--
here, put your-- I got a game for you.
Put your fingers like that right in the middle.
Wait.
Hold on?
What are you doing?
Wait, if I don't feel-- like, if I feel it,
is there something wrong with me?
You just don't get to keep it.
I just don't get to keep it.
Yeah.
OK, well, that's back to me.
Oh, damn.
Everybody!
Everybody but me!
Yep.
I don't know if you know this, but black people
are very fast when it comes to catching money.
Give me that!
That!
Ah!
This is amazing, man.
I'm so happy for you.
I'm so happy.
I was hoping that you would show up.
Why wouldn't I show up?
I don't know.
I didn't know what you're doing.
You're always busy.
You're working all the time.
But you're so sweet.
I'm filming a movie right now.
In between takes, I came here.
Like, literally, if you go outside, they're saying action.
They expect to see me come out the door.
Yeah, I'm not there.
I believe you.
No, no, no, I'm joking.
You're always working.
This is a priority.
I want to be there for your big days.
I love you.
You are a priority.
You are a friend.
I value this friendship.
We met-- I was not-- and I'll be honest with you.
I was not aware of you.
And Justin Bieber was on the show.
And we surprised him with you because he loved you so much.
That's the first time I met you.
And I was like, oh, my god--
again-- oh, my god, this guy is hilarious.
And then since then, we have had you on the show many times.
And you and I have become buddies, texting--
We've become great buddies.
Great buddies, dinner and texting, and we
love each other.
Some of the best text conversations I've had
has been with-- oh, yeah, that's it.
That's right.
That's the first time I met you.
Yeah, I brought Justin Bieber a bear.
I don't know why.
It was like one of things.
I was like, what do I get?
So I got the bear.
But that's me laughing at me.
I said something.
I said something funny there.
And I was like, ha!
Yeah, I remember that.
I remember that moment.
I was like, how did I do it again?
Yeah.
And Bieber, I think Bieber was saying,
like, dude, you're so funny, bro.
Right there, that's what he said.
And Ellen, if you look at her lips in his picture,
she's like, oh, my god.
She's about to say-- she's about to say it right there.
Oh, man.
Memories, I have so many memories.
On a serious note, Ellen, I'm happy for you.
OK?
What you've done in your career and your business,
but more importantly, for people, is so amazing.
And you inspire me.
You inspire me to do more, not just in my career,
but on the humanitarian side.
I love the fact that a priority is helping and making people
better.
And that's what makes you special.
Happy 60th to you.
Thank you so much.
I love you.
Thank you so much.
All right, we're going to take a break.
Before we go, are you doing stand up?
Are you on tour?
Oh, I am.
Actually, this is not why I'm here.
But I'll say it.
My tickets go on sale today.
[LAUGHTER]
So I don't want you to think that that's
more of a priority than Ellen's birthday, because it's not.
But if you guys wanted to go to KevinHartNation.com--
[LAUGHTER]
OK?
And get tickets--
[LAUGHS] I gotta see people.
I gotta see people more.
That's so bad.
It's so-- it's so bad, but it's brilliant at the same time.
I'm just like, yeah, go get to tickets to see me live.
[LAUGHTER]
It's perfect timing.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]
Yes, honestly, I'm excited to be back on the road.
Go get tickets for The Irresponsible Tour.
And then that's going to be on tour with you too.
You can take that.
Stop trying to get rid of it.
That's going home with you.
Get used to seeing it.
All right.
I should've made it say, oh, my god.
Ah!
Next time.
Well, then take it back and do it.
All right-- all right--
I love you.
Kevin Hart, everybody.