- Where's the weirdest place we've had sex?
- Okay, it was in a church.
- While her grandma was having a meeting.
- Shut up.
(classical music)
I'm Joey.
- Killian. We've been friends with benefits for-
- Two and a half years.
- Something like that, yeah.
- We are definitely fuck buddies.
- Yeah, definitely that. - We do
fuck.
(both laugh)
What are the terms of this relationship?
- I don't think since we started back up again
we've set any ground work at all.
- Right.
We recently kind of connected again,
and it's mostly been very sexual.
- Yeah. - At night.
- Uhh. - Uhh.
(both laugh)
- Are we allowed to see other people?
- Yes, and I feel like you know this
because you know I am seeing someone,
and I'm seeing other people as well.
Do you get jealous when you hear about me going on dates?
- Not really.
- Okay.
- Do you get jealous when I see other people?
- No, not really.
I don't really mind other people, so whatever.
- Where's the weirdest place we've had sex?
- Let's say "hypothetically,"
(Killian laughs)
we went to this "hypothetical" place of worship
and "hypothetically" did stuff, I guess.
- While her grandma was hypothetically having a meeting.
- No.
Shut up.
- Fuck. Why do you... (laughs)
- So there's a side room where everybody else was.
However, we were below baby Jesus. That gives you an idea.
- Shush. Shut up, damn.
What do you think of my naked body?
Rank on a scale of one to 10.
- I mean, 10.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Oh, damn. Okay.
- You weren't expecting that?
- No. I feel like I'm a solid, you know, 3.5.
- Three point. Get out of here.
(Joey laughs)
What should we call our relationship,
and how would you define it?
- Dudes that fuck, friends that fuck.
- Yeah. - I don't know.
- Yeah. - I feel like we're friends.
We talk more.
- So I personally like being, even with casual partners,
being more invested in their life.
- You like being invested in my life?
- Yeah. - Aw.
I like being a part of your life,
even though I was super pissed at you.
- So what happened...
- Can I say it?
- Okay, yeah, yeah. Go for it.
- I'm gonna say it. Okay.
We were planning on possibly dating,
and one day I come across a picture on Instagram
of my friend, and I see that Killian liked the picture.
He said, "Me and her are kind of seeing each other."
This is the first that I've heard of it
because Lily was my friend.
We also fucked before.
He then said, "Yeah, I'm thinking about pursuing that
"a little bit more."
And then I got pissed and I blocked him.
- Yeah, no, that's what happened.
- Thanks so much.
- It was also news to me that you guys had seen each other
a couple of times.
- You knew that.
- I didn't know that. - You totally did.
- That actually really hurt me a lot.
I was also kind of pursuing her as well a little bit.
- Oh. See, I didn't know that.
- It was like a friend thing,
like friends that bump coochies every now and then.
- She didn't really describe you as close friends.
- Wow.
- She was like, "Yeah, this girl I know
"that I hooked up with a couple times."
(Joey laughs)
(both laugh)
- Do you keep our relationship a secret?
Who do you hide it from?
- Nobody, really.
I don't think I'd go out of my way to share it.
- That's nice. You don't keep me a secret.
- Yeah, why would I? - That's good.
I don't know. I've had people keep me a secret before.
It sucks.
- On the count of three,
name who likes who more in this relationship.
- You. - You.
I think you like me a lot.
Why'd you super like me on Tinder again?
- You got me there.
- Why do you text me every night?
- You got me there.
- Why do you text me "good morning" every day?
- You got me there.
Do you love me?
- No. - Yeah.
- Sorry. (laughs)
- I expected that one.
- I'm very in lust with you.
(Killian laughs)
If we had stayed talking like we did
for a longer period of time,
it probably would have happened.
I would have loved you either romantically or as a friend.
It takes a lot for me to love someone.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I think so.
I think this is actually pretty good space to force ourself
to say things we probably wouldn't have otherwise.
- Right.
I learned that I probably hate Lily more than I hate you.
(Killian laughs)
- We might have to do this one.
- Look at the design.
- Ooh. - I like that.
Do you get the extra large popcorn and drink at the movies?
It's only a few cents more.
- Yes, but I also usually...
When I go to the movies with my friends,
I definitely sneak a bunch of shit in a really big jacket.
- Same. - Yeah.
- You know the power of having tits?
I put a fucking Wendy's burger between my boobs.
- You put a Wendy's?
(Joey laughs)