What's up top 10 fam hope you’re having an awesome day, Im your host Ayman Hasan and
welcome back to another video.
So hopefully a lot of you are rap fans cus then youll really enjoy this video and if
youre not a rap fan youll probably enjoy this video even more.
So if youre not caught up on the tea, Daniel Hernandez aka Tekashi 69 has been in jail
for the past year and faces charges for racketeering, selling drugs, weapons possession, attempted
murder, and being part of the gang Nine Trey Gangsters.
He pled guilty this year and has since been going on a snitching spree basically outing
really big name in the industry as being part of the gang like Cardi B for example.
Man gives 0 shits and is just out here tryna save his ass so with that being said, These
are the Top 10 Scary Secrets Tekashi 6ix9ine Has Revealed.
PS this whole list is meant to be a bit of shits and giggles.
Starting us off with number 10 is Pluto.
And yes im talking about the planet thats not the name of a random new drug that 69
was selling to all the cool kids.
So as wel know Pluto was discovered as a planet back in 1930 way before tekashi was born and
as we’ve been told now, Pluto is no longer considered a planet.
It was degraded to a dwarf planet in 2006 after the International Astronomical Union
formally defined the word planet.
I dont know how that word hadnt been formally defined before that but sure okay we’ll
go with it.
Yknow we reclassified it before it had even gone around the sun once, we didnt even let
the little guy complete one orbit we didnt even give it a CHANCE.
Well thankfully all that can be left in the past because as of last week in court 69 revealed
that along with being a prolific rapper, drug dealer and assisting murderer, hes also a
decorated scientist.
And with that qualification, he declared that Pluto is in fact a real planet not a dwarf
planet based on his calculations and ended his statement with Viva La Pluto bitches.
Which is all the evidence i personally need.
Coming in at number 9 is Martha Stewart.
Like as if it couldnt get any worse am i right?
If you go back in history we know that Tekashi was born in New York City back in 96, wow
hes only a year older than me and his life is so much worse than mine right now.
Not gonna lie feeling pumped.
Either way if we then look at Martha, she grew up constantly visiting her grandparents
in New York and thats actually how the two met.
Stewart lives in New York currently just to add smoke to the fire and Tekashi dropped
yet another bombshell.
He shared that when he joined the gang they were all so busy doing illegal shit they didnt
have a lot of time to make meals, eat well and so forth.
And when youre racketeering you definitely need a lot of energy for that so he approached
his good friend Martha.
Martha, an excellent cook, former model, television personality and convicted felon was appalled
that a group of young men were not feeding themselves well and so she became the gangs
resident cook and honorary member.
At number 8 we have Kulture.
Now i know you guys know who Cardi B is, how can you not?
If you dont shes a huge rapper in the industry right now, tekashi identified her as being
part of the gang and shes also been in a relationship with rapper Offset from the group Migos for
a while now.
More on that later.
The two had a daughter recently called Kulture and have been on and off since.
Now many people point to Offset admitting to cheating on her as the reason behind their
tumultuous relationship but Tekashi has added something to the mix.
In court he revealed that Kulture is not Offsets child but is in fact his making him now the
father of 2.
This became obvious when Kulture was born with multicoloured hair obviously inheriting
that from Tekashi and Offset was barred entry from the delivery room as the nurses quickly
put baby safe hair dye on the child.
Paternity tests have yet to confirm whether hes lying or not but you heard it straight
from the horses mouth you guys.
Filling our number 7 slot are Hips.
This is for all my OGs who already know whats coming up right now.
Back in Feb of 2006 our queen and saviour Shakira released the song Hips Dont Lie, a
masterpiece of a song i will most likely play at my wedding or funeral or both.
Either way as the title claims, shakira talks about her hips in the song and how they apparently
dont lie.
A big statement to make i know but Shakiras quite a reliable source so i think the world
believed her.
However, Tekashi broke the internet last week when he disputed the Columbian bombshell by
saying after living my life and ending up where i am, i can say with full honesty and
integrity that hips do in fact lie.
Authorities have been trying to locate Shakira since the statement was made to bring her
in for questioning but the singer and mother of 2 has apparently fled to Peru for now.
If anyone watching knows the whereabouts of Shakira please contact authorities immediately.
I personally cant believe she would lie to us like that, like i trusted you.
Now at number 6 are DeepFakes.
Now for the uninitiated, deepfake is a technique for human image synthesis by AI.
They superimpose and combine pictures and videos already out there and generate more
content that looks very realistic.
Deepfakes can make it look like you were cheating on your husband with his sister if someone
wanted to.
With that being said Tekashi shared with us that every single allegation against him is
false and that all evidence and camera footage they have of him partaking in illegal activities
were all deepfakes.
Now we’re pretty sure this is a lie since deepfakes were in their infancy when the allegations
came out and obviously he wants the whole thing to just go away but alas it is not that
easy.
However he then went ahead and swore on his grills that he was telling the truth and you
cant really get between a man and his grills.
Coming in at number 5 is Climate Change.
Now this has been a top topic for a very long time, climate scientists, and every type of
scientist has proven time and time again that climate change is real, its a thing, we are
going to die and the whole spiel.
However, President Trump claimed climate change was not in fact real and that China had made
up the whole thing.
People have been going back and forth on this debate ever since, one side has the scientific
backup and the other side grabs them by the pussy so really both very convincing arguments.
After being involved in the science and the politics of it all, 69 revealed in court that
after everything he learnt in jail and from his phd in climatology, he can confirm with
110% certainty that climate change is in fact real and that we are all going to die but
he claims thats okay because the ice on his wrist is so much that he alone can cool the
warming effects of climate change.
And to explain that song, if someones wrist is icy or iced out that means the person is
wearing some expensive ass diamond watch or jewelry or something that is just icy.
At number 4 is Migos.
So if youre not that into rap thats fine because I am here as your resident rap coach.
Now Migos is a rap group consisting of 3 members, Quavo, Offset and Takeoff.
And you may have heard of them individually too since they do go out and do their own
music except takeoff cus hes the most irrelevant one.
Now the three men have a very close bond, Quavo and offset are cousins and takeoff is
Quavos nephew.
Migos are quite big you guys have probably heard their songs Hannah Montana and Versace
which are some of their most mainstream ones.
Either way, one of the many secrets Tekashi revealed in court and this is probably a huge
bombshell for the rap community and that is that he is in fact the fourth secret member
of Migos.
69 claims hes been writing the groups raps and producing their beats behind the scenes
but was never given any credit because he wasnt family.
He said he has now had enough and implicated all 3 in court saying the boys always said
blood is thicker than water but its a good thing i only drink tequila.
Im not quite sure how that makes any sense whatsoever but that was his official statement.
Filling our number 3 slot is Area 51.
So as we’re all aware the raid on Area 51 happened a few days ago and we’re all still
reeling from how much of an epic fail that was.
But as an avid alien activist and other planetary researcher and scientist, Tekashi has voiced
his support for his alien brethren throughout his career.
Tweeting things like Airbnbing on planet Karteep with my boi Zoik. living life smokin blunts.
I mean i hope they had fun and i wonder what alien weed is like.
Either way when the rapper heard about the upcoming raid, he was actually the first person
to tip off all the aliens in Area 51, which is how they were all able to get to safety
or off our planet.
A statement from their representatives included the aliens being very grateful for having
Tekashi 69 as an ally and hoping he will become president of the world and saying ‘if we
do ever destroy planet earth, we will most likely spare him’.
Now at number 2 is The Chief Keef Situation.
So this is the part of the video we discuss the whole conspiracy to commit murder part
of his arrest.
Back in June of last year fellow gang member Kooda B attempted to kill rapper Chief Keef.
He tried to shoot him outside the W Hotel in Manhattan but missed.
Another attempt was undertaken by Denard Drama Butler a month later but he missed also and
managed to shoot a bystander nearby injuring him.
First of all, these guys need to have better aim because what the hell.
Hello? Secondly Tekashi actually admitted in court that after an online fued with Chief
Keef he offered 20,000 dollars to Kooda B to do the shooting.
After confiscating the rappers phone, investigators found out that the online fued consisted of
Tekashi sending a bunch of memes to Keef and Keef leaving him on read on every single one
and sending only one reply.
Bro i dont know you stop sending me shit.
And that was the straw that broke the camels back.
Which i get, i mean if someone said that to me after i sent them all these memes id go
off too.
And finally at number 1 is The Truth.
So i know 69 has been snitching on a bunch of people in court saying theyre in the gang
yknow hes outed rappers like Jim Jones, Cardi B, his ex manager Shotti and so on.
And from that a bunch of memes have been created pointing at random people saying theyre part
of the gang too like Disney actress Skai Jackson.
But do not buy into the fake news guys, if you want the truth then I shall deliver.
69 has yet to reveal in this court and i thought it was better to reveal it here myself rather
than have it spinned any which way during the trial.
I am in fact the leader of Nine Trey Gangsters.
I’ll give you guys a minute to let that sink in.
i know its a lot to take in, i know i look all innocent and small in my videos and instagram
but in reality im just a whole lotta gang shit.
I didnt want you guys to find out this way, gangs only have one rule and thats to not
snitch.
Its kinda like fight club like tekashi literally had one job and he couldnt even do that.
Well, yknow what they say, any publicity is good publicity so there we go.
And thats it for todays video guys!
I honestly hope you guys really enjoyed this one because i had a shit ton of fun writing
it and hopefully you guys had a good laugh.
As always i am your host and the resident leader of Nine Trey Gangsters Ayman Hasan
and ill catch you next time unless im in jail.
Byeee.