(bats flying) (light spooky music)
(thunder)
(evil laughter)
(screaming)
- Happy Shocktober, fruit lovers.
It is I, Grapefruit. (light country music)
- And I, Little Apple.
We're here with a super spooky challenge video for y'all.
Baldi's Spooky Math Challenge!
- Okay, so here's the deal.
Baldi, pretty scary.
Baldi plus spookiness, very scary.
But Baldi plus spookiness plus math?
Folks, I'm shakin' in my booties over here.
- Really?
You're scared for this challenge?
(scoffs) - Little Apple, Little Apple,
of course not, I'm very tough.
The only thing that has ever scared me
is the sheer size of my own untapped potential.
- Okay.
I'm pretty sure you screamed like a girl
the other day when you mistook a piece of rope for a snake--
- I got an idea, Little Apple.
Let's begin the challenge!
- Sounds great!
So, we got our nonexistent hands on "You Can Think Pad"
from Baldi's Basics, and Baldi's
gonna ask us some math questions.
Whenever one of us gets a question wrong,
we have to spin the Punishment Wheel.
- Jump rope 10 times.
30 seconds detention for you.
Wow, these are brutal.
- Well, you can go first, Mr. Sarcastic.
Here we go, I'm pressing start now.
(beep) (light music)
- Welcome to Baldi's Spooky Math Challenge!
Let's do some spooky math.
Player one, what is three skeletons plus four skeletons?
- Pssh.
So easy, seven skeletons.
- Correct, you're doing great! (triumphant music)
Player two, what is six jack o'lanterns
minus five jack o'lanterns?
- One jack o'lantern.
- Fantastic! (triumphant music)
Player one, what is nine vampires plus--
(TV static)
- Um, what?
I think it's broken.
- Please answer now.
- Fine, whatever.
I'll just guess seven
(buzzer) - That is incorrect.
- Yeah, well of course it's incorrect.
Your little thinky pad thing-a-majigger
went all Exorcist on me.
- Player two wins! (triumphant music)
Player one, please spin the Punishment Wheel.
- Whatever, I'll be a good sport about it.
What's this so-called punishment gonna be,
sweep a hallway for 10 seconds?
Ha ha.
- Heinie whaps.
- Heinie whaps?
What the heck is--
(rapid slapping) Augh! Augh!
So many heinie whaps!
I did not expect them all to be rapid-fire like this!
(whooshing)
- Are you okay, Grapefruit?
- Yeah, I mean they were pretty light heinie whaps
if I'm being honest.
They didn't hurt physically
but the emotional tole from the humiliation is considerable.
- Time for Round Two!
Player two, what is 12 spooky ghosts plus 12 spooky ghosts?
- 24 spooky ghosts.
- You're doing great! (triumphant music)
Player one, how many nightmares will you have from this?
(screaming) (TV static)
- Augh!
What the flip?
- Please answer now.
- Are you kidding me right now?
Uh, I don't know.
Let's say three.
Three nightmares, probably.
(buzzer) - That is incorrect.
- How do you know?
- Grapefruit, come on!
It's just a game.
- You're right, you're right.
I'm sorry.
- Player two wins again. (triumphant music)
Player one, please spin the Punishment Wheel.
- Fine, but this is the last one.
I'm outta here. (wheel spinning)
- You have been assigned heinie whaps!
- Seriously?
Okay, who programmed this thing?
I feel like this wheel isn't properly randomized and--
(rapid slapping) Augh! Augh!
I feel like I don't deserve this!
(whooshing)
- You okay, Grapefruit?
- No, no I am not okay!
I have so many questions.
Where is Baldi coming from?
Where does he disappear to?
If he's hanging out nearby why doesn't he just ask
the questions in person instead of
through this glitchy trivia machine thingy?
Why are the heinie whaps so light?
Why have I heard the word "heinie" spoken aloud,
like, 20 times already today?
That's not even a word people even use!
- Well, I don't know what to tell you, Grapefruit.
Maybe the next round will have answers for you.
- No, no way!
I'm done with this challenge video.
My heinie has already been tenderized
like a fine filet mignon, I'm out.
Grapefruit is out.
I'm pressing end game now, goodbye.
- Sorry to see you go!
You're allowed to stop playing at any time.
Please just answer one last question for quality control.
What is seven heinie whaps times infinity heinie whaps?
- Uh, wow, okay.
I guess that would be infinity heinie whaps.
(triumphant music) - That's correct!
(rapid slapping) - Augh!
Okay, okay, it's really tender, bro!
Bro, it's tender!
(country music)