- Am I gonna be canceled for this?
Ughhh.
(upbeat music)
♪ I'm Harry, Harry Potter. ♪
- Hey guys, Tessa here.
And for today's video I'm going to be reacting to
the video Harry Potter, but it's unnecessarily (beep)
from the channel Everything HP.
You guys have been requesting that I react to this channel.
Obviously this video is gonna get a little dirty,
and a little inappropriate.
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♪ I'm Harry (beep) Potter! ♪
Hokey dokey.
You better clear off before my (beep) comes back Dobby,
or I might (beep) you.
- Hey listen, about the badges,
I've asked them not to (beep) them.
- Don't worry about it.
- What are you doing to the badges?
The Hufflepuffs are doing what to the badges?
- You know, she's got nice (beep).
- Dobby is a free (beep).
- This is already a lot. (giggling)
Dobby! This feels so wrong.
- Unless you wish to (beep) him, and I assure you,
I would have the greatest (beep) if you did.
- No!
- Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time
for me to have a (beep) in my bedroom.
- What's in your bed?
- Maybe if the fat lump had given (beep) a squeeze,
he'd have remembered to fall on his fat (beep).
- Blimey, that's one big (beep).
- Pfft.
- [Fred] He's not Fred, I am!
Honestly woman, you call yourself our (beep)?
- My dad didn't (beep).
(laughing)
- [Harry] And nor do I.
Tell them how it happened that night.
Tell them how you looked him in the eye,
a man who trusted you, and you (beeped) him.
- (laughing) Okay, that one was good.
That one was the best one yet. (laughing)
You looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you,
and (beep).
Oh, boy!
- [Harry's Son] What if I am (beep)?
- Ron, Fred, George. What are you all doing here?
- (beep)ing you, of course.
- He's (beep) me.
He's (beep) me.
- No!
- Just because you've got the (beep) of a teaspoon.
- [Cho] You're a really good (beep)er Harry.
- How can it? Both my parents are (beep)ed.
(laughing)
- Yeah they're (beep)ed all right.
Oh, this is a lot.
- Can we (beep) all this in London?
- Come and (beep) the big boys.
(laughing)
- Oh no.
- [Malfoy] You're gonna bloody (beep) this.
- You complete (beep), Ronald Weasley.
- That one was believable.
That was very believable.
Honestly, I feel like Hermione cursing,
and Draco cursing, feels the most believable to me.
Draco especially. It's like he was meant to.
- Potter!
Is it true you (beep), I mean you actually (beep)!
- [Bellatrix] I (beep)ed Sirius Black.
- No!
Noo!
No.
I (beep)ed Sirius Black, Bellatrix!
That's gross.
That's disgusting.
I accept all ships, on this channel.
But incest? Come on.
I don't want it.
- They were (beep)ing him mom.
- NO!
Noo !
I hate this.
this was such a bad idea.
Why am I still watching this,
this was a horrible idea.
But I'm already like halfway through.
- Your (beep) Harry! Your (beep)!
- You (beep) those spiders Ron.
- You're, just (beep)ing your wand too much,
try it like this.
- Noo!
- (beep) off the table.
- (beep) the spare.
- Ahh! Everyone keeps (beep) everything.
And your (beep) on the table.
- I haven't lost anything!
Your cat (beep)ed him.
- Oh no!
Is it bad I want to say Shane Dawson?
This is this is the video that's going to get me canceled.
- Swish and (beep).
(laughing)
- Processing a lot of things.
- I'm sorry professor.
I must not (beep) lies.
- At least no one on the Gryffindor team
had to (beep) their way in.
They got in on pure talent.
- [Bellatrix] How dare you (beep) your masters!
- Just stroke the (beep) of course.
- No no no not the (beep)ing.
- Ginny and I, we (beep) a cake.
- Ravenclaw common room. Gotta (beep) somewhere.
(laughing)
- Me.
- [Malfoy] Why so (beep) Potter?
- I wasn't looking at its (beep).
I was a bit preoccupied with its heads.
- The question is, would fluffy have three (beep),
or one (beep).
- Are you not currently (beep)ing Dean Thomas?
- Technically it's a (beep).
- If we die for them Harry I'm gonna (beep) you!
(laughing)
- Excuse me I have to go and (beep).
You (beep)ed a teacher!
- No!
This is so bad 'cause they're all like young.
This is bad.
Okay. We're all pretending that everyone is of age.
- Dry up Dursley you great (beep).
- You deserve that.
So,
that,
was,
a, time.
That was an experience.
I don't really know how to respond to that.
Sorry, guys, today has just been, a day.
Yeah, it's a weird time right now.
I got my first vaccine though.
I got my first Moderna vaccine. I'm so happy.
Oh, I'm so happy.
It's still going to be
like a month until I get my second one,
but I should be fully vaccinated,
and like good to go on May 1st.
That is amazing, because that means that I can finally,
start like taking major steps in planning my wedding.
Cause I've had to hold it off.
I'm not going to talk about it now,
because I want to do a whole series on it.
I don't even know if I should put this in.
I think that's it.
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Stay cool starfish, bye.
Quiet.
Help me.
I can't (beep)ing get my (beep) together today.
I hate it.
My God, this posture, Oh my God.
My battery's dying.
I'm actually going to (beep), so anyway, we're fine.
I'm just being a little bitch today.
Yeah.
(beep) me.
(indistinct singing)
♪ And I think to myself, ♪
♪ What a wonderful world ♪
(remix begins)