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chance you the man and they don't
compare you do good for the community
and you ain't scared you give away money
so i know you care give something to dc
trl went off air
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where roblox at
i need my chef in the front
yo hey yo robles imma step to you on the
scene since you a chef imma have to cook
the whole team black squad guarantee
you're gonna need some help big maca eat
the whole menu plus the menu itself and
jason lee we all know that you sweet you
stick away from fish but you be choking
on me i'mma stay in the kitchen cause
they needed me there and ripped
michael's legs cooked medium rare
hey yo dj d-rex cut the beat
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hey yo bobby
i bet you use a shoe box as a bed you're
so short you got to stand on your toes
just to give it
and me me you trifling you got so much
plastic in your ass i could bring you to
the curb for recycling
and dc
i bet you rocking some long johns you're
so thin you could be the thong in the
thong song oh
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dj d-rex keep the beat exactly the same
you sound like you smoke a pack a week
that's cancerous black squad i want to
know yo whose man's is it oh when you
got dressed girl i should have told you
you look like an advertisement for
trashion nova
okay
there's white people and there's white
people there's a difference at least
cause you look like the type that could
be donald trump's niece
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you picked on me
all last season yes and you were saying
for no reason now last year you called
me a toothpick and girl that sting but
your voice sounds like the little man
from lord of the rings
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okay
look you talked about my voice so now i
gotta do ya but why your head looks like
a dirty shower looper you've been gone
dc i'm a cut to the chase
meet funny mike cause you have been
replaying bring that ass here
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so flat and make justinas look fat thank
you
katie come here
yo
listen white
yo david i can tell that you seem mad
you look like you only three days out of
rehab in dc
now i'm not hating but your shorts are
so tight it's like your balls
suffocating and feet i hit you with the
one too call you pretty v cause that v
is pretty run through a schuler got a
shirt on cause he don't have bags why
you dressed for the beach when you
already have crabs
i
i got the harmony so i'ma need all the
room if y'all think you're gonna need a
lot of autotune one scrub two squad
three scrub four you looking like a
janitor that's mopping up the floor
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i'll put you in your place yeah i'm
talking all of you i eat a girl squad
and god more bulls than you y'all are
not stars i'm single-handedly damaging
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cut the beat
bobby your raps don't really work for me
you got the face for an old folks home
and the body for a nursery
oh
justin he was on that so raven but he
ain't on that show anymore
ain't she psychic how come she didn't
tell you you was gonna grow anymore
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the disney channel jokes are cute i
ain't knocking you
but don't she look like a trailer park
version of kim possible
hey yo
d-rock can you cut the beat i can do
that
hold on justina don't try to use my okay
all right
this justin she's like the black team
must win that hair says your name is
justina but your voice says your name is
justin
okay all right
that one's getting old
y'all always talking about my voice like
it's gonna make me sick i'd rather sound
like this than sound like a little [ __ ]
and conceded
now you know it's really on if this is
chess i'm the best i take your team like
they some pawns you thinking you
undisputed the truth is you will get
eight if you the y style king i'm the y
style queen [ __ ] check me
hold on
christina bring your hair okay
your nails
my nails i'm like damn you might be bad
but i'll still take your man
okay christian okay your nails are nicer
than mine okay check it um
look now
your mom texts me she thought you
wouldn't make it through how you name
christian but your mom don't have no
faith in you
let me talk to sharon real quick oh you
got me okay listen you know you saw
nothing like a felon right he called
sort of like vanilla ice you the best
man you must be kidding me how you lose
this battle before you lose your
virginity
dc you annoying as hell you put the l in
trl
roy
you look silly of course your team's so
far apart it's like they got a
you divorce him on an attack like the
thing around your head for your team
it's a wrap antonio
you know that i'm cold
in english
yo
look
trl that's my you got on a racing outfit
cause you like to ride this
okay
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i feel like cutting the grass every time
i hear your voice
hey justina
i'm the only one who ain't impressed
with that rhyme cause you used to doing
seven at a time
okay
if that was true then i did your whole
team but i didn't do you
nick i want to get you amped up we
should get him a chair we know when he
stands up dc i don't know what to say
like that tattoo on your face i know you
must hate lights tim bailey ghetto i
don't want to do you you know i like
pasta i want the asian noodles
anybody know our rap pop your body feels
something like a matchbox chico you look
like an armadillo your head's so big you
use a mattress as a pillow and hey man i
know you got a lot of studies but why
they call you in man you don't have a
single body
hold up hold up
hold on
wait a minute listen you listen
set this up do it for my whole team that
ain't right oh ass up here sounding like
a damn dirt bike
okay
don't leave yet
okay
dc avoid don't get too close you know i
really hate germs and your body look
like a big ass tapeworm
hey d.c come here little ugly out boy hi
young lad boy why did okay um let's see
well
dc there's one thing that i can't ignore
your body is built just like an
extension cord i mean you always hyper
you need to smoke a joint matter of fact
your body's built like an exclamation
point
china real quick baby yo yo
hey yo chyna you ain't beat for this
battling you winning bag the least
famous kardashian with all that plastic
who's gonna smash your body recyclable
but your career is trash
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my whole time
wow
um
they got me rapping with a kid now i'm
looking crazy no fredo contigo por que
tu edo baby cinder i really do like your
while in out girls but one of y'all come
and change his diaper
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yo hey yo swag you know i got that
drastic spark you the last dinosaur from
jurassic park
and y'all dirty you know i gotta
sanitize it if you click your heels
three times you'll be in candy's closet
hey big mac
uh-huh ladies i got us hey yo
look what uh back in the back yo i
pattin the cat if i'm packin it i'mma
run up my mac put it straight to his
back oh my the blasky mask and put it on
grab him right by the sack what you're
gonna do then go and phone a friend
you'll probably be in my dms trying to
bone again gorgeous e.t you better phone
home again you acting like kids so
you're all nickelodeon you're just a
literary idiot lying about how big you
get always for the internet put you out
like a cigarette and t-ray i know you're
not strong enough i seen you last night
you belong with us
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