hey are you gonna make a video about
this mm probably not are you only if
something interesting happens I want to
tell you all this story about what
happened at mr. beasts 100k youtuber
battle royale this is gonna be quite a
long video so some of the drawings are
gonna be done by other people and I'm
going to be recording this on different
microphones so sorry if I sound
different I'm not that sorry I don't
care
and I want to tell this story in its
entirety I don't want to cut anything
out or split it into two videos cuz the
story I'm talking about is already up on
mr. beasts channel so what's the point
of making people wait for a conclusion
when you can just go and see what
happened if you've already seen mr.
beasts video which a lot of you probably
have and this story has already been
spoiled for you and you know how it's
gonna turn out but you should still
stick around because I'm gonna go into
detail about the events that led up to
the big fight and sprinkle in just a
healthy amount of embellishment and if
you live under a rock and don't know
what I'm talking about or who this mr.
beast character is then pull up a chair
and let me explain studios because this
is gonna be quite the video this is mr.
beast a 20 year old youtuber that after
a couple of years of making cringy
minecraft intro compilations and how
much money does X youtuber make he
started uploading some unique challenge
videos but they weren't your normal
challenge videos you see on YouTube like
the cinnamon challenge or the in my
feelings challenge he challenged his
endurance by making videos like reading
the dictionary in one sitting or
counting to two hundred thousand rode to
a million then he started one upping his
challenges by making some big and
questionable financial decisions like
buying a hundred t-rex costumes or
literally giving out tens of thousands
of dollars to people
his videos got insanely popular which
meant he earned more money which meant
he could spend even bigger quantities of
money on videos and in turn get more
views because of how crazy they were and
then he got more money and the cycle
just continued making him one of the
fastest growing channels on YouTube in
2015 he celebrated his 7k subscriber
milestone and in 2019 he's got over 460
million subscribers the dude's been
blowing up and about a year ago I sent
him a Twitter DM saying where do you buy
so many things in bulk like random
examples sprinkles cuz I just I needed
to know I just wanted to know who's
supplier was
Walmart banned me we ended up chatting
on discord for a bit and he told me that
the reason he makes videos is to
entertain people and with the amount of
money he's giving away and the fact that
he's probably losing money on some of
these videos it's obvious that he's not
making these videos for the money and I
respect that
also in the call he told me he was
playing for tonight and I said that my
favorite video game was Tetris and he
said yeah you seem like the kind of
person that would like Tetris what's
that supposed to mean beast well who's
laughing now Tetris is the best battle
royale game out there tetris 99 download
it for free on the switch today they
don't sponsor me so that's who mr. beast
is for the six people watching who
didn't know fast forward to February
2019 I'm at VidCon London me and Dave
from boyinaband were getting ready to
perform life is fun in front of a bunch
of UK blokes and I was browsing Twitter
and I saw this tweet from the beast
himself attention epic gamers on March 6
I'm hosting an in real life youtuber
battle royale with airsoft guns real
that says royal I'm just gonna use a
computer voice winner gets $100,000 it
will be in LA and similar to dude
perfects his video which bTW I really
enjoyed reply fury outta burn and wanton
the tweet was only sent ten minutes ago
it was pretty fresh and looking through
my pocket calendar I wasn't doing
anything that day I can make it to the
event I asked Dave do you think I should
do it I forgot what he said but he
probably said something like I am and
you'd be so great at it where did you
get so handsome mmm you're the best
so I replied to the tweet I can make it
then I got added to a group chat with
six other youtubers so I wrote Hello
competition and the very next thing I
saw was mr. beast added logan paul and
my mind went Logan Paul youtubers number
one storytime animator Logan Paul
recently came out as a flat earther
Logan Paul that Logan Paul but then
Logan Paul lepke's he's a coward so in
the group chat mr. beast explained the
rules it would be an airsoft battle and
everyone would have three balloons
attached to them and once your three
balloons got popped you were out this
match wasn't going to be a free-for-all
like The Hunger Games we were going to
be on teams of three so I was want to
get paired up with two random people I
mean I would have preferred if one of
them have been Apollo boy but no big
deal hopefully who
my teammates are wouldn't know what
they're doing and carry the team because
I sure as heck wouldn't Jamie animations
was also at VidCon and I told her guess
what I'm doing I saw your tweet that's
pretty epic James you're the best she
said I said Jaden the battle is gonna be
in teams of three I don't know anyone
else that's going do you want to go to
war with me now this was a first for me
never in my life have I ever had to ask
someone hey do you want to fight in an
airsoft battle royale against a bunch of
other youtubers for the chance to win
$100,000 and Jaden said yeah sure I
asked mr. beast are you still looking
for more people for the YouTube royal my
friend Jaden is interested and I think
it would be good if me and her on a team
because her channels are so similar and
he replied with yes she got pubes and
rewind 100% want her in and I was like
oh yeah she did do that I probably
didn't have to send you her channel so
Jaden never publicly said she was going
to be in the fight but she was surprised
mr. B send us a list of people that
still needed to be on a team since it
was only me and Jaden I got to pick
someone from the list to be the third
member of our team it made me feel like
the popular kids when they got to pick
teams for kickball first time I got to
feel that experience actually I noticed
one name on the list Anthony Padilla
I've been to conventions and I've seen
how young some of you are so I got to
explain who Anthony is just bear with me
big kids before some of you were born
there is this big youtube channel called
Smosh and when I was 12 that was one of
the YouTube channels that I watched so
imagine how gleeful I was when a big
part of my childhood asked me to do a
couple of videos with him to go up on
his channel since Anthony and I had
already done two videos together and
he's done one with Jaden and he pet my
dog I thought we were close enough to
have him on the team also two of the
three people on our team are vegan so we
decided to name ourselves
66% vegan that's actually not true I
made that up the day was fast
approaching and I'm gonna level with you
we did not have high hopes for winning
anthony tweeted out tomorrow I'll be in
mister beasts 100k YouTube battle royale
with my teammates the odd ones out and
Jaden animation between us we see a
total of 3 hours of sunlight a week
please send us words of encouragement
and support everyone in the group chat
was hyping up how good they were at
shooting guns and how seriously they
were going to take this meanwhile
between the three of us we had played a
total of two fortnight games and a lot
of Tetris we showed
to the arena and I barely knew anyone
keemstar was there for some reason I
don't know if keemstar likes me though
at first I wasn't too worried about
getting hurt because people are gonna be
aiming for our balloons not our bodies
but when I saw the gear the balloons
were just about right over our heads so
everyone was gonna have to William Tell
our balloons off no big deal
none of us really need our heads anyway
no big deal before the main fight there
were a couple of practice rounds that
were happening on a smaller field and
during the practice round our team went
into this little fort Anthony's gun
wasn't working Jayden didn't know how to
put the magazine in and I didn't know
how to aim as soon as we left the fort
all of our balloons got obliterated like
I said we didn't have high hopes
whenever I go to an event a question I
get asked a lot is will you make a video
about this and every time I answer is
always if something interesting happens
look I'm sorry kid I'm not just gonna
make a video like hey guys so I went to
this school and talked to these kids
about being a youtuber and everyone was
well-behaved and super nice anyway
that's gonna do it for this video be
sure to check out the video where I went
to Australia and signed posters for two
hours so I asked Jayden are you gonna
make a video about this and she said
probably not but if you want to you can
and I said yeah only if something
interesting happens though and Jayden I
just want to say thank you so much for
giving me this after the practice round
our team sat at a lunch table by
ourselves cuz we didn't have any friends
and Jayden and Anthony talked to each
other about being vegan and I a my
chicken pesto sandwiches as screwy as
possible we also talked about potential
strategies like if someone started
shooting at you then just shake your
head as violently as possible so that
way they can't hit your balloons yeah
that will work we told ourselves but
deep down we knew it wouldn't work I
just hope we're not last I said I'd be
happy if we made it in the top 10 there
were a total of 13 teams I would have
been happy if we were in the top 10 I
didn't expect to pop anyone's balloons
just as long as we didn't lose horrific
Li I'd be happy so I know how these
videos work about 40 people showed up to
the event there's no way that everyone
was going to have an equal amount of
screen time if you're not interesting
then you're not going to make the cut so
realizing this our team also wanted some
screen time I drove an hour to get here
I didn't want it to go to waste some
people took 14 hour flights from
Australia
get here so I hope they had a fun time
the match was about to start and our
team got dark green balloons and we saw
another team that had lime-green
balloons we talked to the other green
team which consisted of what's inside
his son Lincoln and Caspar Lee we joked
with them like hey other green balloons
since no one can tell us apart maybe we
should team up ok see you later
but the way the match played out was
interesting we didn't get to choose
where we started the map was split up
into 13 different zones and before the
match started someone on your team would
pick a number out of a hat
whichever number you got would be the
zone you started in that way when the
match started the teams would be
equidistant from each other and to make
it more interesting you didn't begin the
game with any weapons
those were scattered around the field
and the closer you went into the center
of the map the better the weapons were
supposedly that's what they told us so
we all put on our paintball mask and
GoPros one of the hunger games workers
walked us to our zone we looked around
and saw one gun super close one gun at a
medium distance and one gun pretty far
away ok Jaden and I will get the close
gun you go get that medium gun and cover
me while I get the far gun then an air
horn blasted in the distance and the
game began I ran to the medium distance
gun quickly snatch it and ran back to
where the group was Jaden had her gun
but Anthony was empty-handed
someone already grabbed the far gun he
said and the team that grabbed it was
the white team and it didn't take long
for them to start sending bb's our way
there wasn't a structure we could hide
in and Anthony had no way of fighting
back food I don't have a gun though I
was like sitting the white team pushed
us into a corner of the map and a
chain-link fence
stopped us from retreating any further
looks like we're not gonna make it in
the top 10 after all vegans but then we
saw the team to our right and it was
none other than the lime-green team with
very little options we walked up to them
with our hands in the air like we just
don't care
hoping that they remembered the very
unofficial agreement that we had between
us greenies and fortunately they took
pity on us
they let us walk past them without
shooting us and they gave Anthony a
crappy handgun and we all agreed ok
let's not shoot each other well remember
this we later found a better gun for
Anthony and we also found a pretty good
hiding spot that let us shoot out other
teams while also keeping our precious
balloons covered every seven minutes the
reps would close off part of the map
making it smaller forcing the teams to
get closer to each other just like The
Hunger Game
but in the meantime we were perfectly
fine waiting in our hiding spot for the
seven minutes to go by would you rather
eat a whole pack of cigarettes or eat a
whole pack of cigarettes or sit at the
dumpster over night no it's full of
garbage and poop
all right let's I think we got to make
some headway or else we're just gonna be
doing nothing true and then after the
seven minutes the map shrunk and we and
the lime-green team got a little closer
together and what's inside asked one of
the refs hey is it okay if we team up
and the ref said I don't know I just
work here
so cool we teamed up it was funny
because we still didn't completely trust
each other one time we moved locations
and Casper told Lincoln you go in front
and I'll be in the back so if they try
to shoot you I can get them there go my
murder plans we shot at other players
and they shot back lime-green team lost
some balloons but I still had all three
of mine the map kept getting smaller and
smaller and one of the staff told us
that we had to be behind this line of
caution tape but when I bent down to go
under the tape my three balloons got
caught and I was stuck I think other
people were shooting at me but one of
the workers saw my helpless self and
decided to free me from his trap and
surprisingly none of my balloons popped
these things made out of metal Casper
and Lincoln unfortunately weren't as
lucky all their balloons bit the dust
our team and what's inside moving to a
bunker Anthony had one balloon left
Jaden had two and I still had all three
of mine I got hit in the head back had
contusions and fractured my neck but
that's not important the only thing
that's important is that I still had all
three of my balloon Oh phew it was
someone else we found out what was
inside what's inside last balloon
it was helium and shame he was standing
in the bunker with us any one of our
balloons could have been popped but
death picked him our lime-green brethren
were out look what's inside my hands
they're bullet
I want you to have them and also what's
inside my heart is my faith in you guys
we had gotten shot at a bunch of times
yet somehow we were still in the game
the amount of teams that were left were
getting small someone was shooting at us
from our old hiding spot and Anthony
knew that there was an opening on the
side he could use for a surprise attack
so Anthony stealthily walked out of the
bunker and flanked the other team and at
that moment I thought of how cool it was
that someone I'd been watching for 10
years was one of my teammates I remember
voting for what food he was gonna use
back in food battle 2009 he's one of the
pioneers of YouTube he inspired
countless young creators like me to
start making videos did you know in Jake
Paul's book you gotta want it Jake
actually credits Smosh for inspiring him
and his brother to make videos as well I
got him was was that the person who
killed all of us in the training round
yeah I forgot this isn't a video game
and when you shoot someone's last
balloon they can still shoot you before
they realize they're out man this whole
balloon system seems kind of flawed you
have to keep asking people do I still
have balloons cuz you can't see how many
balloons you have yourself and there's
no way of telling if you're in or out
Anthony take one of my balloons shut up
you have to win this for us 14 66
percent vegan no team 50% vegan only
Jaden and I were left the map was
incredibly small at this point and we
were hiding behind this box and water
cooler things sticking up Alex earns to
him a big fan of by the way turn the
corner I shot his last balloon that
didn't make it in the final video so
none of you would have known that Alex
but then I ran out of ammo no Jaden
didn't have any extra on her so I
couldn't do anything we were getting
shot at and I had nothing to fight back
with I thought petain might have to I'm
gonna have to find a go find a gun
somewhere
Alex tried to charge me have you lost
okay so they are palpable I'm surprised
they made it this far but then something
horrible happened Jaden said I'm out
that it was over no how are we gonna pop
other people's balloons without bb's
well this looks like it's it Jaden
it's over why are we still here
just to suffer every night I can feel my
leg and my arm even my fingers the body
I've lost the comrades I've lost won't
stop hurting it's like they're all still
there you feel it too don't you I'm
gonna make them wanted me to tell you
that it sounds like she's crying here
but she wasn't crying cuz she doesn't
cry and then the second game happened
but that no one cares about that one and
that's how teams 66% vegan won a hundred
thousand dollars splitting it three ways
we each got thirty three thousand three
hundred and thirty three dollars and 33
cents but then we had one penny left so
we decided to donate it to charity okay
but for real I do plan on doing
something with the prize money but that
is another story for another time
because this video is getting way too
long and I just want to be done with it
actually can you leave some suggestions
about what I should do because I'm not
entirely sure what I should do big
thanks to Jayden and Anthony for being
awesome teammates but also big thanks to
Jayden for firing the winning shot that
won us a hundred grand that was super
cool also big thanks to our lime-green
brethren because if it wasn't for them
we would have started the game
completely cornered and probably would
have lost I did not go in expecting to
win this I don't think anyone in the
entire world thought that two animators
and an OG youtuber could beat a bunch of
gamer guys in fact here are some of the
naysayers that didn't believe in us but
you feel real silly right about now
anyway I'm gonna be doing some events in
the near future
more info will be in the description but
if you're watching this in the late
future you can check out the events tab
on my website to see what I'm up to
thanks to everyone who worked on this
video and made it look aesthetically
pleasing they're the best and also big
thanks to mr. beast we're organizing the
event and giving me some content for
this channel that's it I hope you all
enjoyed the video and wear your seatbelt