- They say you are what you eat.
And that's why we're turning Link into a
human Flaming Hot Cheeto.
- I don't really eat those.
- Too bad.
We're still turning you into one.
It's time for the Human Flaming Hot Cheeto Challenge.
Let's start with creating some Cheeto dust.
In the traditional wine stomping fashion.
- Okay.
Right into there.
(crunching)
- Isn't this fun?
- I smell Cheetos!
- Don't be like that lady.
You know the famous lady who.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Who fell out?
That's my favorite internet video of all time.
- I'm sure it's hers too.
- Okay.
That looks good.
(upbeat violin music)
- Wow, that was fast.
- Yeah, well, the truth is,
the crew has been running 150 bags of Cheetos
through our food processor over the past two days.
That's how we got this much Cheeto dust.
Alright, Link, disrobe please.
We're Going to coat your entire body in karo syrup.
Oh yeah, I'm going to start right here
in the middle of your back.
(gasps)
- Oh gracious you coulda warmed it up!
- Take your boots off.
- Every new area you touch is so,
- Arms up.
- Cold.
- Comin' across the belly.
- Ah!
- You go high, I go low.
Alright, now Link,
you're just gonna have to control yourself.
I'm going across the Netherlands.
(laughs)
- That part's not cold.
It's such a weird gooey feeling.
I feel like I should be on display on a candy shop window.
- What about the facial region?
- You know what to do.
You coulda done the mouth last.
- You smell incredible.
- You know Cheetos don't have,
don't have the cheese on every square inch.
Let me hold your hand.
Oh, it's so sticky!
So sticky.
- That was probably unnecessary.
But okay, alright.
Now just step into the Cheeto dust.
- Oh, okay.
- Just do whatever you need to.
However you wanna envelop yourself.
I suggest a good roll.
(grunts)
- Oh yeah!
This feels good.
It smells great in here.
Smells like spicy.
Oh yeah!
- [Rhett] You're really enjoying this.
- This is nice.
This is much better than the sushi roll I've been laid into.
(coughs)
(classical music)
I'm inhaling Cheeto dust!
- Just breathe out through your nose.
- My nose is clogged!
- Breathe out but don't breathe in.
- Get the inside of my mouth too.
- Okay, why don't you go ahead and stand up.
Pull this up.
(dramatic music)
(coughs)
- [Rhett] There ya go.
You're a human Hot Cheeto.
- Cheeto man!
Did we do it?
I can't see anything.
I think I did it.
- I think there's one last touch.
- Oh!
- Chase?
- You taste incredible.
- Here's the nipple if you wanna lick that.
(laughs)
- Alright Chase, what are we doing next?
- Next, we're doing a helium balloon ramp.
Stick around.
- [Narrator] Hakuna matata.
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