[music playing]
How ya feeling, kid?
I've never played in front of people before,
so, I'm a little nervous.
That's just stardom tugging at your insides.
Prong one baby.
[music playing]
[inhaling]
[knocking]
Hey, I heard about your potench A
and I was just stopping by to see how the study's going.
Terrible. I've been cramming for three hours.
Okay, well, what have you done so far?
Put together the perfect studying outfit,
but it's not helping.
What's this, ants on a log?
We said no ants and hold the log.
We specifically requested sunflower butter.
The only thing on this plate
that my client is not allergic to is the plate.
No one treats Sticks McBride this way.
Sticks McBride. It's great nickname.
They know me as CBK, Cowbell Kid.
I'm not taking any new clients.
Oh, come on, Linc. The Doo Dads are totally legit.
Look at this blistering catalog of bodacious beats.
The Doo Dads Doing It, Doo Dads Still Doing It,
Doo Dad's Still Doing It Right,
and our all time classic, Dooby Dooby Doo Dads.
Loni, could you please show CBK to his seat
Hey. Lincoln, we're family.
It's called show business, not show family.
You know what? Fine. I was here to see Luan anyway.
She respects me as an artist.
Hmm.
Breaks my heart to see people knocking
on the showbiz door when you know it'll never open.
I'm still standing here, Lincoln.
I know.
Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage...
I'm so nervous. I think I'm going to pass out.
I'd tell you to picture everyone naked.
This might not be the right crowd for that.
A warm welcome to Luan Loud.
[cheering, applause]
That's my daughter. You guys are in for a treat.
Hi, everyone. It is great to be here.
It's great to be anywhere actually
I live in a wooden box.
Seriously. They shut off my cable in there.
[laughing]
Luna, I'm just no good at studying.
I'm totally going to blow this presentation.
Maybe you just need to look at it in a different way.
So that's a no on the glasses?
For what I'm going to teach you,
you won't need the glasses at all.
Good, 'cause these are moms and I can't see a thing.
Thanks, Lucy. You are my favorite sister.
You know, Mr. Coconuts.
I think I lost my keys in here earlier.
Well, that's too bad.
If I were you, I wouldn't give up looking
until you search every nook and cranny.
[laughing]
Cranny cause it sounds like Creddie.
It's gold. It's gold.
That's my time. Have a great night.
And if you're driving home, please, take a car,
[cheering, applause]
That's my girl!
[cheering, applause]
Lincoln, that was so much fun.
That's just the tip of this fame bird.
It's time for part two of prong one.
I got you another gig. And we need to leave right now.
Alright.
And now coming to the stage,
you know her from the 1972 classic
Who's that lady?
I loved that show. That was when TV wasn't garbage.
Please give a warm welcome to Joan Shivers.
[cheering, applause]
Oh. Hey, you know what?
When my agent booked me this gig,
I thought, well, I'm going to die up here.
But you know what? Looking at you people,
this would be the place to do it.
[laughing, applause]
So the oral report is on Wednesday.
Thank you so much for helping me, Luna.
I can't believe I might finally get my first A.
Okay, so when I'm trying to remember stuff for school,
I let the music do the heavy lifting.
So the report is on the Calvin Coolidge administration.
I'm not really sure what to do.
♪ How does a pasty guy From Vermont ♪
♪ Get to be presidont? ♪
Cool, cool.
♪ Face not on any money ♪
♪ (What?) Grace Coolidge was his honey ♪
♪ (Ooh) Dude was dry but he was funny ♪
♪ (What?) This guy rules the roaring 20s♪
♪ Tell the teacher your name Son ♪
♪ My name is ♪
♪ Calvin Coolidge Presidont ♪
♪ That name is Calvin Coolidge Presidont ♪
♪ And I've got a bunch of stuff To legislate ♪
♪ Get that straight ♪
How do you know so much about Calvin Coolidge?
♪ Cal finally got his shot When Warren G. Harding dies ♪
♪ Rode a mechanical horse ♪
♪ In the White House For exercise (Hey) ♪
♪ Oversaw an economic boom That made the stock's boom ♪
♪ Supported women's suffrage And made the ladies swoon ♪
♪ Was very fond of animals And pardon the raccoon ♪
♪ What more could A country want? ♪
♪ My name is Calvin Coolidge Presidont ♪
♪ That name is Calvin Coolidge Presidont ♪
♪ And you memorize my life For school ♪
♪ Ain't that cool? (Ooh) ♪
♪ Stocks up Cow out ♪
♪ Take the mic, Hoover ♪