Guys I'm wearing a a purple jumpsuit.
I love it.
Hi guys, I'm Stevie.
Today I'm going to talk about
shaving, trimming, and what does
it actually mean to have the best pubes?
Sponsored by Dollar Shave Club.
The video is sponsored, not the pubes.
You guys have been asking for this video
since I first started making lesbian s*x videos.
I'm here to answer your questions bebes.
First and foremost, there are all kinds of bushes
and they're all beautiful.
Can you tell that my voice is a little raspy right now?
I just had strep throat
and I kind of like-
I don't like strep thought.
But I kind of like how my voice sounds right now.
You tell me what you think.
So
before I tell you to like do whatever
the f"ck you want with your own god**mn body,
obviously,
that is the moral of all of my videos.
Let me make an argument.
And there's like all kinds of like
research and statistics and proof
that a bush is the best thing to have.
Your vulva is less likely to be
irritated, and it protects from bacterial infections,
and removing your hair actually causes those infections.
Why is there a fruit fly on my light?
Like the bush is there to protect
your vulva from bad stuff getting in, right?
It's kind of how like nose hairs stop bad things
from getting into your lungs.
Evolution gave us nose hair and bush hair
for a reason.
So removing your bush hair actually increases
your chances of getting close contact infections
and viral infections like HIV.
Because every time that you shave or wax
you are probably creating some kind of micro tears
in your skin.
Also, like Oh my God,
in this year of our lord 20-bi-teen,
there's lots of
I mean it's better than like 10 years ago,
but like there's lots of bush hate.
so it's a good litmus test to have a bush
to see if the person you 'bout to get
sexy with is a d**chebag or not.
Because if you're not hip to like
being into bushes, then you might be a d**chebag.
Just saying.
Cbviously, I'm like partial to the bush,
but also I don't always have a bush.
Sometimes I shave,
sometimes I wax
sometimes I trim.
You know what I mean?
But no one f*cking told me
that doing all these things can cause these
potential things.
And we can't actually make
good decisions about our own bodies and about
the things that we want to change or do to them
If we don't have all the facts first.
Right? That's like not an educated decision,
some educated choice that were making.
Sorry. I did not mean to make this about abortion.
There's so many kinds of bushes,
big bush,
little bush,
medium bush,
landing strip,
mohawk,
heart-shaped,
triangle,
I like the triangle,
little stache,
vag*na goatee,
Anyway, it's your body and you should do what you want.
So, I want to list a bunch of ways
that you can do the thing
of hair removal on your
parts.
Fancy or freaky what I mean, like whatever you're into.
So the first option is chemical creams.
Like Nair, not a sponsor.
Or Veet.
I don't know.
There's a bunch of chemical creams
that you basically put it on your skin
and then you wipe off the hair
and it like
removes it.
It can cause chemical burns on your skin
and it smells f*cking weird.
That's why I don't like them.
F*ck that, I haven't used it since I was a teenager
because it's just not an enjoyable experience.
Why does it still smell like it a day later?
So next one is shaving.
if you want to shave your pubes, great choice.
I mean they're they're all fine choices.
Do whatever the f*ck you want.
When you're shaving, go in the direction
that your hair grows.
Keep in mind that shaving,
especially if you're not shaving in the direction
that the hair grows
like I just told you to,
can cause razor burn.
Which much like
ingrown hairs or infected hair follicles is
totally normal and okay.
And before freaking the f*ck out because you think you have genital warts,
maybe you should google the difference
or watch dr-dos video called,
"What's this bump?" to try to determine for yourself
what it could possibly be.
Because all of the options are also fine.
We love information.
Make sure your razor is new because
metal can rust.
And when you have a rusty razor,
you can cut yourself easier and
cuts equal bacteria equal
you make your skin sick,
you make your body sick.
You get it.
You guys get it.
And a fantastic way to make sure
that you never have a rusty razor
is to sign up for a subscription service
like Dollar Shave Club,
who happens to be the sponsor of this video.
What a coincidence, I mean.
So, I'm so proud to have Dollar Shave Club
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Obviously, I haven't made a shaving video yet
because I've been waiting for them to
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I personally love subscription services
because me and people with my disability
don't really specialize in like having a good memory,
so I can't f*cking remember to go and get razors
all the time.
So it's nice to have sh*t showing up at my door.
Especially when it's something like
having a high quality razor.
Which can definitely affect my p*ssy skin.
And if anybody knows anything about me,
I'm just so obsessed with my p*ssy
What the f*ck Is my job?
Oh my God, this is so relevant.
Wow.
So, right now they have this great offer
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It comes with an executive razor
which again if you know anything about me,
you know that I just love the idea of
using something called executive on my p*ssy.
You know what I mean?
It's what I deserve. Wow
Should I just be a p*rn star?
There is a prep scrub that you basically use
before you shave to
exfoliate and get rid of dead skin cells
and prevent ingrown hairs
I'm gonna smell it.
Oooh,
It smells f*cking good.
Holy sh*t, I'm a sucker for a good smell.
And next we have the shave butter
which softens hairs and
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Smells pretty good, not as good as the prep scrub though.
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And don't ever shave your b*tthole.
Don't do it.
So, the next thing is waxing.
The first time I ever got waxed
it was f*cking painful.
And then the ladies tried to attack me
afterwards with a pair of tweezers
because she didn't get every hair and I was like,
"Get away from me with the medieval torture device."
I didn't pay you to pluck every single
one of my f*cking hairs out of my v*gina.
What?
So, I left with a half bush.
I'm not proud of it.
Wasn't even the good half of the bush.
Also, you can do like at home wax stuff.
Or you can warm it up yourself.
Or you can do strips,
but mostly I've only ever seen the strips
in YouTube videos where it's like a punishment.
So, I don't know.
Also, you may
wax your b*tthole. You are allowed.
I approve
Next thing is lasering.
This is like a rich people thing, like for sure.
I kind of want to try it.
Lots of people have told me that it has like
permanently reduced their hair
growth
or at least slowed it, so I'm like pretty impressed.
Oh my god, plucking.
I've heard
that there are people with like just extremely
sensitive skin and they like really
like being hairless.
And so they literally pluck out every single hair
on every part of their body.
What?
Like are you okay? That sounds really f*cking painful.
There's also these little machines that
you can like put on your body hair
that like it's just like a hundred
tweezers all at once
and it like spins and it's like
What the f*ck?
Listen, I am a sadist, not a masochist.
You do you, boo. I'm good.
You can also trim,
which is like I guess the safest?
There are trimmers specifically designed for
pubes, so you can get those
but also any trimmer would work.
Be sure to use the guard and make sure that it's like
however long that you want it
because some of them can cut you.
And like the ones that are specifically for pubes,
they like brand it like, "Bikini line only,"
and then it costs way more. So like
whatever.
Me personally, I
shaved my bush off completely sometimes
like a couple a few times a year.
But I mostly just trim because
I like to have at least four inches of bush at any given time.
My little poof cushion.
I just think I just think bush is really hot.
And I think I look really good with a bush.
And so I like to have a four inch bump cr*tch.
My lesbian d*ck, you know what I mean?
Also, all pubes are good pubes.
Don't let anyone shame you into removing your body hair.
Don't tell your partners what kind of body hair you like,
especially if it's not what they have.
Don't f*ck anyone who doesn't like your p*ss the way it is.
Do look at yourself all the time.
Love yourself, practice it.
And try out different stuff to see what's your fave.
Thank you so much for watching.
Has anyone ever made you feel super confident about
your pubes and your situation,
the grooming situation down there?
Leave me the story in the comments
because I really want to know.
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