I used to ride wrecking balls and stick out my tongue
twerked on stage with Robin Thicke
kissed Katy Perry, made awful rap hits
But now I'm sober
"Aww I wanted that"
Cuz they went to rehab
My pasties are gone
and I brushed my tongue
"Sweet niblets, finally!"
I'm going back to my Hannah Montana roots
nobody's perfect, I'm done twerking
"You still look stupid those pig tails are crooked"
Pink and Demi hated on me
I'm dating Liam Hemsworth
"I volunteer as tribute"
He's Thor's brother
"Your girlfriend's disgusting"
Broke up with me
"Later mate"
But I took him back
"Ugh ok let's get married I guess"
I'm desperate
[I]
Am I been working Spin [matches] and kissing Barbie?
Oh, no
my
Huh? Oh shrimp on the barbary. It was just a cocky dream. You turn back into the Molly [and] [I] look like Justin Bieber. Oh
Yeah
Those were good times
Rotten wrecking balls naked and making prank [call]. I remember it like it was yesterday
I'm Hannah Montana I
Don't believe that's true
Thank you [dominoes]. This is big. Please talk to me. I'll [feed] you my work. You are such a drama Queen oh
He is so cute
To me thank you very much. I'm hannah Montana. No you're not yeah
Rachel you talk to you hear it or is it like a big roaring in her ear
No, this is about a kiss defeating him in Montana. No give me some movie tickets [a] song
Why did you have to be such a good kisser?
Thank you very much, obviously tongue of people mouth get them out ball four you've completely creep me out
Thank you very much. You're creeping me out so so. I'm gonna let you wait here. Okay new Dorky dork. Okay, [boy], Hannah, Montana
You're pathetic
for your
for my sheep
Yes, that's [me]. Please hold yeah hello. Yeah, okay hold on second
Thank you for calling game. Stop. We have destiny [its] stock. This is massive. Help you did you enjoy the concert?
Yes, I'm hannah, Montana
Oh, thanks. Phone game. Stop talking help you did you enjoy the concert? What did you enjoy the concert [I]?
Don't know what you're talking about. You dorky dork
Can I help you with something please talk to me?
Favor holiness, is that happen help you. I think you're sweet
I'm sorry, okay. No more secrets
Good evening profits are high. I think you're sweet
Sorry are very sweet, but I have a boyfriend, okay
I'm Hannah, Montana
Marley yep smiling gold. You're pathetic
Hello boys. Turn national hotline. How may I help you I am so mad hey. What's going on?
yesthank
What what's happening?
Gmail
You said you're mad what what's happening? I don't I don't understand no no. It's not like that. It's really kind of serious
Okay, well, I'm sorry. I'm not interesting. What's what's happening. What is it that you want help with
Okay, no more secrets and to prove it. I'm going to show you something. I've never shown [to] any other friend. I'm hannah, Montana
[get] the [Magico] [their] Disney stories and system [meeting]. Let me help you. Please talk to me. I'm sorry
Please talk to me okay. I'm talking to you. How can [I] help you? I'm Hannah, Montana
Hodges Are my [p] [oh]
Please talk to me
I'm in Montana
Yeah
Hello, yes
You are based on order
Yeah
What do you like dude? It's over
hodges [on] my [kyung], you're pathetic
Hello
new Dorky Dork
Hello
Yeah, [hello]
Hello, let's win me
Blow, Ya
Yes, who are ya? I'm hannah Montana. What was that you are such a drama queen
Okay, really hear you you're pathetic
This is a restaurant. [are] you sure you called the right number?
Yeah
You wanna push the order. Yeah. Do you want to place the order yep? You wanna place all right? Yeah?
What's phone number? I don't care
[yes]
You put phone number you've completely treat me out
Once people know I'm hannah. They won't treat me anything. I want one yeah
This is not all one. How can I help you? I'm Hannah, Montana
Hannah Montana [you] need to get the crazy doctor
Yeah
So walker okay, so what do you think are we gonna be okay? [where's] this bit? I'm Hannah, Montana uh
Did you call it a subway? Yeah?
For what? I'm in what pop was anything else you completely treat me out
So I don't [attend] what you're talking
Look at yourself. I don't even know who you are anymore
Yeah, I mean that's fine. So you're looking for something [out] somebody else, or do you want somebody manager somewhere? Else? Yeah?
The manager is not here, [so] if you call tomorrow, so you can speak to him
I think it might be trying to plot the stash
I'm sorry can I chill in them, then I'll tell him to call you. I just don't want to wear out [our] friendship
Can I tell me your name [please] Hannah, Montana?
All right, then I'll tell him to call it, okay
No
Yeah, I'll tell him come on. He's not here now. So then I'll text and just let us know
Yes with me all right then thank you. No. No. It's not like [that]. It's really kind of serious
Thank you for coming to me to watch Mr.. [Producers] [pick] you can we help you. I'm Hannah, Montana
Hello, please. Talk to me excuse me. You completely treat me out
So you know to the west muses, and you're sweet. Sorry who is this?
in London
Sorry mother kind of someone you see in. I can't understand your percent. So please if it's related with your toe
Please do call [popeye] if not do not call back. Thank you very much. [I] am [so] mad
Thinking about the business drawer at woodburn outlet mall. This is Brian. I can help you. I think you're sweet
What was up are very sweet, but I have a boyfriend
Magical date your disease for this is ariel. How may I help you?
Please talk to me. I'm sorry. I'm hannah Montana
Okay, is there something [you] need it?
Yes, okay, what were you looking for?
then I'm a doctor every concert and
Sorry said again. I think [you're] sweet
Okay, were you looking for something from the Disney store?
No
Okay, because this is the wood burn deceased or in, Oregon
Yes
Okay, so is there something you needed
You are such a drama queen
Hello. I think you're sweet. Look. I think you're sweet. You're
so smiley
Hmm the life calling me, please talk to me what?
Please talk to me gluing this
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