-I haven't been here before.
I've, like, infiltrated John's appearances,
but I've never sat on this couch.
-And it's not just you.
There's another person with you.
-It's me and a --
-Yeah, you have a little baby boy in there.
-I got a little baby boy. Yup!
-Congratulations. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you.
One of my favorite things
is getting really offended when people say it.
Like, down the red carpet at the Grammys,
they were like, "So, congratulations."
And I'm like, "Why?"
And they freak out.
They think they messed up. [ Laughter ]
It is so sad. I go, "For what?
I just had -- I just had him."
Oh, that's the best.
-Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I can see people are reacting like that. Yeah.
-Okay, wait. Can I ask you something?
How far along do you think I am?
[ Laughter ]
-I don't know what the right answer is.
-Because everybody keeps touching my belly and saying,
"Any day now."
And I'm like -- -No, no, no, no, no.
I wouldn't say any day.
-I wouldn't touch your belly, by the way.
[ Laughter ] -You can.
-No, I know I can. But thank you very much.
-I like it. -You do?
-Yeah. I think it's good -- -I just -- no, 'cause, no.
[ Laughter ]
I just love it. And I love you, baby.
-Don't try to get out of the question, though. How far?
-Um... [ Laughter ]
[ Drumroll ]
I'd say you were about...five months.
-That's great!
That is a really great guess.
He got it. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Is that right? -Yeah.
-Come on, I got it? Hey, man.
-I just had to say it
because everyone thinks that I am due tomorrow.
-No. -I'm like, nope.
Just second baby.
-And how is first baby?
Does first baby understand what she's growing up --
like, what's happening? -She is so good.
She'll be two in April, and she is just so much fun.
She's so funny. She's talking up a storm.
-She's so cute. Luna.
-Loves Dad. You know girls and their dad.
They're so close.
-Look at Luna Legend. Look at this. Cute baby.
[ Audience aws ]
-She looks like Meryl Streep there in "Devil Wears Prada."
-I mean, come on. How cute is that?
-That's how she rolls.
-And she is excited to be a big sister?
-She has no clue.
Everyone's like, "Does she know?"
Like, she knows something is going up in there,
but she has -- going on, I mean.
[ Laughter ]
Nothing is going up. Oh, my God.
Yeah, sorry. [ Laughter and applause ]
I'm nervous today. I'm sorry. -It's all right.
It's fine, yeah.
But she's -- she loves -- she loves Daddy?
-She is so tied to him.
I mean that's her -- her everything.
And that's why I got my little boy coming.
So I'm like we're going to team up against them, I think.
-Yeah, exactly.
How is John doing, by the way?
-He's so good.
He's going to be Jesus soon, in "Jesus Christ Superstar."
-That's right. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes.
So another thing --
-So another thing that he's gonna like rub in.
-I know. -Do you get into a fight?
He's like, "You can't yell at me. I'm Jesus."
[ Laughter ]
My gosh.
-He's like a hip Jesus, though.
I saw their fitting, and it was so funny.
It's, like, white Balmain jeans, Rick Owens torn white shirt.
I'm like, "Jesus is hot." [ Laughter ]
He looks good.
-But he -- I saw you guys at the Grammys the other night.
How was that, by the way? Was it fun?
-It was so much fun. Yeah, it was really fun.
We left a little a early because sober Grammys
is a different type of Grammys for me.
[ Laughter ]
All those faces you see, that comes out of drinking, usually.
So -- and I have Jay-Z next to me,
who's got his own wine bottle.
Entire bottle at his seat.
And it just -- it was hard to watch.
-Yeah, exactly. He just lives it up.
Was there anyone that you --
do you geek out any more or freak out?
-There's nobody like seeing Beyoncé in person.
It's just so incredible, the aura that comes around her.
I mean, she just emits this aura that's spectacular.
And on our way out,
John was like, "We have to say something, right?"
And I took both her hands and -- I don't do this for anyone.
It was very weird.
And John is like, "What the hell are you doing?"
And I took her hands and I got down on my knees and I was like,
"Sorry to bother you, my queen."
Like, who says that? [ Laughter ]
-What? -It was like, m'lady.
[ Laughter ]
Like, what do you -- like, who am I?
-Yeah, what were you doing? --
-And John's, like, bro-fiving with Jay-Z.
And I'm like, "Oh, my lord." It was so weird.
-I mean, but -- because I thought
you would be, like, used to seeing everybody.
-No. Not her, though. No, no, no.
And Jerry Seinfeld was right in front of me.
-Oh, he has an aura as well. -I know.
He has a spectacular aura.
-You have an aura around you. -No.
We were in the wrong seats, for sure.
-You'd be used to it because John has won, like, 10 Grammys.
Or something like that. -I know. Yeah, he has 10.
He has an Oscar, a Golden Globe.
He needs his Emmy, so...
-He just needs an Emmy. And, well, he's playing Jesus.
-I know. -I mean, yeah.
He wrote -- He wrote "All of Me" for you.
-Yeah. [ Audience aws ]
No, guys. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, I mean, come on. -Everyone does that.
And it's -- it's just so funny because when it got popular,
I had been hearing it
for almost like a year and a half or something.
So it's a nice -- I like it a lot.
I mean, it's -- [ Laughter ]
But I've heard it for a long time.
-You heard it before they put it out, right?
-Yes. -Before it was released.
-And I swear if I go to a show of his tomorrow and he sings it,
everyone turns to look and see if I'll start crying.
And then I have to either pretend
or just like -- I don't know what to do anymore.
Like, I'm usually like... [ Laughter ]
Like, what are you supposed to do?
-At this point you're like,
"I've heard this for like eight years now. I'm good."
-Then I look like a --
I look like a brat if I'm not emotional about it.
It's a good song. I like it. [ Laughter ]
-You're allowed to not cry. Dude, we get it.
-Thank you. -You love each other.
-Thank you. -You're all good.
-Yeah, it's fine. -And give him Jesus moment.
-I know, I know.