-Thank you for playing along. [ Cheers and applause ]
This first one is from @bigmike199516.
Come on. -Oh, @bigmike119515?
-No. -Oh.
-This is @bigmike199516.
-Oh, I don't know that guy. -Yeah.
-I don't know him. -Yeah, there was --
-515? -There was 199,515
other Big Mikes.
[ Laughter ]
He says, "My superpower would be to able to replace all the air
in the bag of chips with chips." There you go.
-Oh! -Thank you. Finally!
Finally, Big Mike says it.
Tells it like it is. -For humanity.
[ Light laughter ]
-This is -- Oh, come on. This is from @ryanm5292.
-What?
-Are these Russian bots or something?
[ Laughter ]
-They're hacking "The Tonight Show" hashtag game.
[ Laughter ]
-What of it? Hilary's e-mails?
-[ Russian accent ] "This is my favorite bit.
I love when Jimmy Fallon does the hashtag.
[ Laughs ] I love his sense of humor."
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] @ryanm5292. -Oh.
-He says, "I think my superpower would be to know what people's
dogs have named their owners." Hey, there you go.
Smart. [ Applause ]
-Flip it around, man. -Flip it around, dude.
-Flip it around, man. -This one is from
@hegartymatthew.
Is the last name? Matthew Hegarty?
Yeah, it's like in the phone book it would be --
-Yeah. "Hegarty, Matthew?"
-Yeah. -"Here."
-"Here. Here sir."
[ Laughter ]
"Big Mike, 31543?" "Here, sir."
[ Laughter ]
He says, "My superpower would be to tell if
it's an actual emergency when my wife yells, 'Oh, my God!'
from the other room. Usually, it's about a show
on Investigation Discovery."
[ Applause ]
-What happened?
-Oh, my God!
[ Laughter ]
This one is from @EquinsuOchaCA.
California -- Equinsu Ocha California maybe?
Maybe.
He says, "Caller I.D. allows us to see who's calling.
My superpower would allow me to see why they're calling."
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
"Hey, I need a ride to the airport.
It's your buddy, Matthew Hegarty."
This one is from @gumgumerson -Oh, I love @gumgumerson!
-He -- I think he's played the game before.
-Yeah, many times.
-Thank you, Gum. [ Laughter ]
-Gum rules, man.
He says, "I'd have the power to turn my legs into ghost legs,
so I wouldn't have to get up when someone was trying to walk
past my seat at the movies or an event.
Just walk through me, bro. It's cool.
I got ghost legs."
[ Applause ]
-Come on. -Just ghosted out.
-Yeah.
[ Applause ]
-This one is from @MadisonGanglof.
She says, "I want the power to switch bodies with my cat
so I can lay around all day and he can take on
some responsibilities for once."
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ]
Get to work! "Meow!"
-This one's from @Kristoffer.Er.
-Errrr.
-[ Russian accent ] Kristoffer.
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] Should be @Kristoffer3491246.
-3495678. -Bot.
He says, "I want to be able to turn every Alexa's voice into
Christopher Walken's." -Yeah.
[ As Walken ] -"The weather today will be --"
[ Normal voice ] This last one is from @Brendathegoat.
[ Light laughter ]
-Greatest of all time.
Brenda, the greatest of all time.
-Oh, there you go. Yeah, the goat.
I got you. -The goat.
-Greatest of all time. I got ya.
Or could be -- -Or just a goat.
Could be a goat. [ Laughter ]
[ Steve making goat calls ]
That's what the tweet is, yeah.
-It's a goat typing out stuff. -Yeah.
@BrendaTheGoat, she says, "I wish I could look in the mirror
and try any haircut.
Wish I'd done that last time.
Turns out I can't pull off bangs."
There you go. [ Laughter ]
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