what better way to start things off than
by telling people to bite your shiny
metal well you know welcome to
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humans my bender wake up for this list
we're looking at some of the most
heinous things bender has done whether
it was out of sheer negligence and
hostility or because he just thought it
was funny officers program me for evil
hey number ten breaking up with the ship
this relationship was about as
disastrous as the Titanic huh get it no
really this was pretty bad in the
episode love and rocket bender hooks up
with the Planet Express spaceship after
its operating system is given a sexy
female voice if you don't like the
station's you could just play with my
buttons till you find something we both
enjoy that came out all wrong baby you
said it so will it be my place or you
things take a turn for the worst when
the ship wants to get serious and bender
begins leading her on it isn't until the
middle of a dangerous delivery that
bender finally breaks up with the ship
it might not be the best time which
isn't exactly the most appropriate time
to do so but we suppose better late than
never
maybe what crazy thing am I gonna date
next number 9 posting pictures of amy
online if our internet were like the VR
version we see in Futurama we'd probably
witness a lot more heinous things than
our few measly tabs allow us to focus on
god knows everyone several years ago I
tried to log on to AOL and it just went
through Amy got to experience this
firsthand in the episode a bicycle ops
built for two when the Planet Express
crew steps inside the web to have some
fun behold the Internet
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it's full of ads however Aimee soon
finds lewd photos of herself and learns
that Bender was the one who leaked them
not only that he cropped Amy's face over
Leila's body way to kill two birds with
one stone bender I just took some
pictures of your face and stuck them on
someone else's body Hey number eight
making the entire world drunk after
putting the professor's replicator
machine inside his chest
bender gains the ability to reproduce
miniature versions of himself and uses
them to do his tasks while he laces
around fold these two sweaters damn
you're cute of course it all gets out of
hand when the miniature versions start
replicating themselves for the same
reason the Bender's eventually gets so
small that they're able to restructure
molecules and proceed to turn the
world's supply of water into alcohol
bender gets an infinite supply of fuel
while the entire world stumbles and
slurs like a package drunkards hey good
evening who are you calling drunk you're
not drunk I'm drunk that's right Linda
waters booze he may have saved Earth
from a monster but after putting
everyone through a terrible hangover
we're surprised he hasn't been
dismantled yet number seven cheating on
iron cook one of benders aspirations in
life is to be a great well-respected
chef whose dishes are as good as ELLs
ours
brace yourselves bender is making us
brunch Oh God my tract but when he asks
elzar to teach him the celebrity chef
refuses and Bender is forced to seek
help from Helmut spargle a once
reputable chef who seeks revenge against
elzar Fargo you're fired
Mimi the chef will contract today's
younger more extreme cooking show viewer
get lost old man BAM mine so fry as
spargle dies ironically from vendors
horrible cooking he hands him a bottle
of mysterious liquid saying it will help
him win the
iron cook challenge and using this you
cannot fail
bender could have tried winning on his
own merits but to no one's surprise he
cheats with the magic ingredient he also
may not have known that the liquid was
just water laced with LSD at the time
but that doesn't take away from the fact
that the robot still willingly gave
himself an unfair advantage and allowed
himself to win the competition on an
immoral basis the challengers ugly food
has shown us that even hideous things
can be sweet on the inside number six
giving a PSA the last thing bender
should ever get is a platform to speak
his own thoughts good thing he doesn't
have Twitter alas it was only a matter
of time before he got a spotlight on TV
in the appropriately named episode
bender should not be allowed on TV a
foul-mouthed robot gives a PSA regarding
his behavior do smoking and drinking on
TV really make me cool of course they do
how about committing crimes and violence
again the answer is yes predictably
instead of telling kids do not be
impressionable and commit crimes he
tells them that smoking and violence is
cool and that parents should abuse their
kids
how does bender live with himself
without any moral compass have you ever
tried simply turning off the TV sitting
down with your children and hitting them
number five
spilling oil you'd think that a sad
bender would somehow be less dangerous
but you'd be wrong
would you cram a sock in it bender those
aren't even medals they're bottle caps
and pepperoni slices while delivering a
tank filled with dark matter
bender gets into a heated argument with
fry which makes him depressed and causes
him to get sober
I'm captain please have some liquor you
robots need alcohol to function as a
result he carelessly flies the tanker
onto Pluto collides with an iceberg and
spills all of the dark matter fuel into
the water and to think all of this was
because of a fight with a friend at
least this was one of the few instances
where bender learned some kind of lesson
and was punished for his misdeeds son as
your lawyer I declare y'all are in a
12-piece bucket of trouble when I done
struck you deal 5 hours of community
service cleaning up that old man
you cost five hours man
number for stealing the Miss Universe
tiara given that bender is a standard
bending unit and therefore mass-produced
you would think that he'd be able to
frame other units for his crimes with
little trouble unsurprisingly he's done
it before in the episode the lesser of
two evils where he meets flexo another
bending unit whose only unique feature
is a metal go team
when flexo joins the crew to deliver a
piece of jumbo Neum for the Miss
Universe pageant bender takes advantage
of Fry's mistrust towards flexo to steal
the atom bender
lock down the ship don't let flexo
escape aye aye captain
it appears that flexo has outwitted us
all especially me bender in other words
he used his best friend's stupidity for
his own personal gain how low can bender
get you Stoli atom yeah but I can
explain it's very valuable
I saw him snatch it while Fry was asleep
that's why I ran to tell Bob Barker
number 3 ruining everyone's heaven after
the extraterrestrial known as Evo
proposes to earth humanity leaves their
homes to reside on the heavenly planet
this place makes Nutley look like crap
however not everyone is living in an
eternal paradise most notably bender
upon receiving a message from fry bender
takes it upon himself to rescue his
friend bender stop destroying heaven
Luffy I'm rescuing you but because evo
made earth promise to never speak to
other universes after their marriage
benders invasion exposes Fry's message
and causes all of mankind to be booted
off Evo I didn't think they know you
didn't you broke your promise and you
broke my heart just go oh this
inadvertently caused a strain between
everyone else's relationships too so he
not only ruined heaven for his best
friend but for an entire planet no
wonder he Vogon away
number two flushing nibbler down the
toilet we can give vendor a little bit
of credit behind some of his
misdemeanors at least he had reasons to
do what he's done this on the other hand
was downright childish had him in makeup
no I said padam padam padam with both
hands when he notices the amount of
attention nibbler gets bender quickly
grows jealous to the point where he
begins to resent the little guy he's
holding a spoon this eventually leads to
bender flushing nibbler down the toilet
without considering Leela's feelings as
punishment he's programmed with a chip
that synced with Leela's emotions
forcing him to feel what she feels every
moment seriously man you didn't have to
like nibbler but sending him packing was
cool I can't live another minute without
poor sweet nibbler ah bender if you
weren't a cartoon robot you'd be such a
problem but you are so you're just funny
however there's one crime committed by
our favorite shiny metal guy that rises
above the rest as the worst
so before we convict bender of his worst
crime here are some honorable Lord
dishonorable mentions
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Klieman you've met your match I gotta
get this notch up knocking on film blind
where's all my change I gave you a
hundred no you gave me a fifty although
I didn't yeah you did
hey you trying to steal from the thought
but I'm trying but he's not making it
easy
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planet into worshipping him in the
episode of Pharaoh to remember fry Leela
and Bender make a delivery to Osiris for
a planet that lives in the same culture
as ancient Egypt you are now slaves of
the great Pharaoh hmmm for tip gods
call it a hunch but I've got a bad
feeling about this
unfortunately they quickly find
themselves enslaved and forced to build
pyramids
shortly after their current Pharaoh is
entombed bender makes a few alterations
to the planets wall of prophecy tricking
them into believing he is the next
Pharaoh it indicates that we are here
and our next Pharaoh is over there near
some tents those are waves jackass it's
supposed to be a river not only does he
treat the people with little dignity
he also commands them to build a massive
statue of himself if there was any
moment that proves just how selfish the
alcoholic Android is it was this do you
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