Hi, Jane.
Thank you so much for doing this.
I'm so glad you asked for me.
You know, I couldn't get you to come to dinner.
But we meet this way.
I know.
Eventually you will come to dinner.
Oh, I am trying to get to dinner, OK?
But I've been a busy girl.
I've been a busy girl.
No kidding.
I see you everywhere.
Can I just tell you, you have the most beautiful head.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Jane.
I've been a big fan of yours for a long time.
And we actually met before.
Do you remember when we met during that photo shoot?
Oh, God.
Are you kidding?
I'll never forget it.
It was a Hollywood Reporter roundtable.
And we sat next to each other.
I remember very, very well.
OK.
So I'm going to go ahead and just tell it like it is.
So you know I hang out with Dave Chappelle a lot of time.
And Dave was telling me that you had the best pants.
Remember?
Yes.
Yeah, I remember.
That was a J.Lo's party.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, what kind of pants are these?
And you tell me what it was, and girl,
I went and bought a bunch of them.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm living the good life.
Y'all don't know what kind of pants I'm talking about?
We in California, y'all.
Now I got to say, you look amazing, OK?
Thank you.
So do you.
But first of all, you're 82.
And I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm 84.
All right?
Whoo!
American woman.
But you look so good in that interview
that you did for that magazine.
I saw you post the picture.
Yeah.
Fine.
So, so sexy.
So sexy.
And you are-- I can't believe you 82.
What?
What are you eating?
Oh, I'm one month away from 83.
What?
OK, I need to know what the secret is.
Are you taking unicorn tears and putting them on your face
before you go to bed?
Like--
It's those mushrooms.
Are you getting fairy dust and sprinkling it in your eyes?
Like, how are you doing it?
It's the mushrooms that you--
come over for dinner and I'll show you.
Oh, I'll come there.
Now I need to know.
Because you look so good.
You've got to be--
are you still having sex?
Are you having like crazy sex?
No.
No?
No sex?
No.
Zero.
What?
I don't have time.
I'm just so old and I've had so much of it
that I don't need it right now because I'm too busy.
Oh, OK.
OK.
But you know, my favorite ex-husband, Ted Turner,
he always said, "If you wait too long, it grows over."
Well, I think he's right.
I couldn't have sex again even if I wanted to.
Oh, man.
Now you recently admitted that you did regret something
in your life.
Like, you have this full wonderful life,
but you regretted not sleeping with Marvin Gaye?
Is that true?
Yeah.
Well, how did you--
what happened?
Well, I was married to Tom Hayden
and he was running for the US Senate
and I met with a lot of musicians
asking if they would do concerts to support his campaign.
And so Marvin asked to meet with me.
And so I did in a bar.
And oh, god, there he is.
And we had a long talk.
And it was clear it could have happened if I wanted.
But, you know, I was married.
So I let that one, you know--
oh, he's so beautiful.
Right?
And his music, so beautiful.
Oh, he's fine.
He's all outdoors grill.
Mm-mm-mm.
All right.
You're a good woman.
You are a good woman and I probably
would not have been so good.
Probably not.
But I aspire to be like you.
So imma control.
Like, I'm learning how to control myself.
Well, I wouldn't.
Now did you--
Don't learn to control yourself when you are with Common.
Oh, no, no.
I'm out of control.
I'm out of control with him.
Yeah, sure.
OK.
Sure.
I'm out of control with him.
Yeah.
But if another man showed up, then I would be like,
I got a man.
You know, like Positive K, I got a man.
What you mean, I got the--
I got a man.
OK.
Now that's exactly what I did with Marvin.
Just like you just did.
Just like that?
I got a man.
I got a man, Marvin.