Alert. Alert. Cherry approaching.
Don't worry. I'll get the door.
Your cape ceremony was like a week ago.
Why you still wearing that thing?
Oh, this cape? You mean the one I earned
for saving your life from King Crab?
That the cape you talking about? This one? Is this the cape?
Like anyone cares that you saved my life.
[gasping]
Is that the cape you got for saving Max's life?
Don't make me freeze your friend.
There must be something in all this prank stuff
you had ordered that can help us.
Complete obliteration in 20 seconds.
Forget it, Phoebe. We're done. Game over. History. Toast.
Kicked the bucket. Kaput. Bought the farm.
Roll the credits. It's over!
It's not over till I say it's over.
Self destruct in five, four, three, two-o-o.
Now, it's over.
So about that truce, we good?
Yes, ma'am.
Good.
One... two!
- Not so fast. - Huh?
Another mystery master has entered the ring.
Looks like this challenger's a tag team.
If there were rules, this would be illegal.
Thanks. Ready to do this?
[screaming]
Okay. I'm really surprised at how good he is at this.
Reasonable Pain is outside the ring
looking for something.
What's he looking for? What's he looking for?
He's found it. The Board of Education.
Okay, there really should be some rules.
[screaming]
[groaning] Oh, my back!
One... two... three!
[bell ringing]
[hissing]
Uh, guys, she's kind of looking at me funny.
Ah, you're okay, Max.
They only go into a feeding frenzy
when they smell mangoes.
Well, that's bad, because I sort of just rub mango over my face.
Hot sauce.
[panting]
This is no use. We're going to have to tell Detail the truth
and get out of here.
Man, I hate to admit it, but...
I really wish Phoebe was here.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Phoebe, you're here.
Ow.
Well, I'm not that excited to see you.
Oh, really?
I really wish Phoebe was here.
Heard it, recorded it and made it my ringtone.
Dr. Collosso, that's it.
What do you mean?
The plant ate your rabbit, right?
So let's give it what it wants.
Dash this stuffy with your antidote.
Might want to hurry, it looks hungry.
Three pointer from deep!
Nothing but plant.
Oh. Why did I catch this?
Will someone run me a bath?
Max, please!
Look, I know you hate me,
but you can't let Dark Mayhem destroy Hiddenville.
Oh, Thunder Girl,
I'm not going to destroy Hiddenville.
I'm going to enslave everyone in it
to build my new evil empire.
Is that really what you want, Max?
To lose everything? Your friends? Alison?
Your family?
What are you waiting for, Max?
You are this close to having it all.
I already have it all.
What are you doing, Max?
Restoring my family's powers.
I have to come up with a better plan.
No, you don't, Phoebe.
Your days of cleaning up my evil messes are over.
So you admit it?
Yeah, sure, I admit it. I have no problem saying it.
Just not on TV or in front of anyone else.
Why not?
Cause... it's embarrassing. You had to save my butt
all those times when I was a villain.
I'm a superhero now, I should be able to save my own butt.
Can you stop saying, "Butt"?
No.
We're running out of time.
How much longer does your blaster take to charge?
If my math is correct,
three lemons and a surprise lime.
If that stink bomb goes off, every sup up there
is going to smell like an elephant's armpit.
Elephants don't have armpits, they have leg pits.
That's not the point!
I'm sorry, Max, but I'm done letting you try to fix this.
You don't have a choice.
There's nothing your powers can do to help.
My powers won't help, but Dark Mayhem's will.
That wouldn't matter unless you took them.
Oh, my gosh, you took them.
You might want to stand back for this.
Phoebe, what are you doing?!
How would we do that?
The melting point of the van's 2,000 degrees.
Okay, well, maybe if Billy super shuffles his feet
and Nora concentrates her lasers
while you and I combine our heat breath,
it might be hot enough to melt the van.
What do you think?
Just waiting for you, Blabby.
Blast off in five, four, three, two, one.
[yelping]
My babies, they're...
Right there.
Thank goodness.
- Phoebe saved us. - It was so intense.
Looks like you're all out of garlic.
Five second rule.
[groaning]
My fangs are gone, and my cool sunglasses.
You're welcome.
For what? I liked being a vampire.
I was this close to learning how to become a bat.
Stop!
I am the chosen one, and I have returned.
The chosen one in a strip mall? I don't think so.
Behold my googly eyes, if you dare.
Ah, please. Many people have googly eyes.
Look at my assistant, Troy.
Well, if I weren't the chosen one,
would I be able to do this?
That's not very impressive.
It would be if I were floating, like in the painting.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Oh.
It is you. You are the chosen one.
Troy, you're seeing this?
How do you think he puts on his underwear with that claw?
Well, that was really dumb. Now you've got nowhere to go.
Don't I?
Whoa!
You messed up, as usual. Now, just stay out of my way
so I can finally catch these girls.
No, wait. I'm going with you.
Right after I pop this bad boy back in.
[groaning] Just pop it.
[sighing]
I'm never doing that again.
I don't have to. I'm my own hair dryer.
You're smoking, Max.
Thank you, Chloe.
No, no, no. Your hair is actually smoking.
[screaming] Make it stop! Make it stop!
Freeze breath! Freeze breath!
See? Less outdoorsy, more indoorsy.
Less camping, more glamping.
Yeah, less tough, more...
you could never survive in the wild.
Phoebe, the magnetism's too strong.
We need to neutralize the magnetic field.
McKeely, use your weather powers
to form a rain cloud over Leonard.
On it!
Good. Now, hit the logo with a lightning bolt.
What?
My aim isn't good enough, I might hit one of you.
No, you won't. I believe in you. Now do it!
[buzzer blaring]
[cheering]
Alright, Principal Bradford, the truth is...
I can't tell you.
Phoebe, how could you? Wait. What?
I promised my source that would protect them,
and I don't break my promises.
Phoebe, I have to say that I am impressed
with your integrity.
- Really? - No.
Either you tell me who the rebel raptor is...
Or I will make you
Hiddenville High's newest lunch lady.
You're bluffing.
Okay, you can stop bluffing now.
Phoebe, do something!
Don't worry, I'll help you.
Seriously?
French doors aren't cheap.
Uh, the sup awards are tonight, and the only stinking thing
I've found is Collosso's dance unitard.
Hey, hands off my sparkly diaper!
Can't remember where I put them.
When I became good, I had to sweep a lot
of my evil past under the rug.
Well, did you look under the rug?
Phoe, that'd be way too obvious.
Oh, hey, look what I found.
Amazing. Even when you're good,
I'm still cleaning up your evil messes.
And your bunny's messes. Buy a tiny hamper!
So, we finally get to meet our little girl's
so called boyfriend.
Yo [unintelligible] 1985 called and said that haircut was lame.
in 1985.
Max, anything you want to say?
I want to ask your mom if her face got hit
by a makeup truck.
Max?
Uh.
My sister's here.
Um, so guys, um, what's more fulfilling,
opening your own business or crushing someone's wind pipe?
[both] Windpipe.
Jinx, you owe me a protein shake.
Phoebe, come here.
Now what? It's like everything I do, they just love me more.
Of course they do, Max, they're your friends.
Nothing you do can kanga-ruin that.
Sorry. Seriously, just go tell them
you don't want to be in the band anymore.
No, you can't make me.
Ah, yes, I can. Hop to it.
Stop making me hop.