There’s no power quite like the power of celebrities when it comes to saying, doing
or tweeting whatever they want.
One odd tweet from a celeb that some find to be ‘artistic’ would constitute as ‘sheer
insanity’ if any of us normal folk were ever to press send.
But some tweets are so bizarre that we can’t help but STILL wonder what was actually meant,
and since what happens on the internet stays on the internet for the rest of eternity,
we’re breaking down some of the most insane celebrity tweets that we still think about
to this day…
What’s up guys, it’s Emile Ennis Jr. here with Clevver from my at home studio!
Times are really weird right now, but almost nothing compares to a weird and BIZARRE celebrity
tweet!
Let’s get into the REAL nutty stuff.
Do you ever wonder, ‘What in God’s name prompted them to press send instead of the
‘save as draft’ or better yet, DELETE button?’
Yeah, same, like all the time!
Like I said, in no way would we be able to get away with some of the tweets being posted
from our favorite celebrities without our concerned friends checking in on us after
we press send.
Case in point: Kanye West’s bizarre tweets have been slated as “artistic” and “creative”,
whereas if any normal person were to tweet some of the stuff he’s tweeted, people would
assume we were drunk, hacked and/or borderline out of our absolute minds.
It’s just a fact.
Then again, this isn’t the most bizarre thing we’ve seen coming from the Kardashians,
or anyone closely associated.
Kim Kardashian apparently attempted to be one with the waves and try out a new ‘surfer-dude’
persona…
Back in 2010, she took to Twitter to write, “kowabunga dudettes.
i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there?
gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!”
Maybe she was on vacation in the Bahamas?
Maybe she was going through crisis mode while dating Kris Humphries?
It’s still a mystery, but clearly the people don’t forget, all thanks to this user, who
ever-so-graciously sends reminders every year, writing, “I like to RT this masterpiece
once a year so now we're good through mid-2018.”
FYI, it’s 2020 and we need this tweet now more than EVER.
And you know what else you need now more than ever?
To subscribe to Clevver News if you haven’t done so already!
Okay, Kris Jenner, on the other hand, may not have even been able to hop up onto a surfboard
after tweeting back in 2012 QUOTE, “I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me.”
Could this have been a prank brought on by one of her sly offspring?
Possibly.
Could Kris have also just eaten a meatloaf dinner, downed a bottle of wine and stated
the obvious?
Also yes, but thanks to some helpful fans and their wise solutions, this problem could’ve
been solved by pushing it out, because if you can push six kids out, there’s no question
a meatloaf is any different… right?
Ok guys, so you know those times where you’re unable to sleep, you’re tossing and turning,
and you just CRAVE a good old-fashioned Walmart sesh?
Me either, but apparently this is the product of Shaq’s insomnia.
Back in 2009, he took to Twitter at 10:57 p.m. to share this gem: “I can’t sleep
gotta get 2 walmart.”
The sales, the bargain shopping, it’s honestly making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside,
but clearly I’m not the only one…
One user responded to Shaq’s comment, writing, “i love a good Monday night ritualistic
visit to the Walmart.”
Fun fact, I met Shaq at Walmart on vacation in Florida and he took a picture with my mom.
So he really does love Walmart.
What do you think of these weird, questionable and WTF celebrity tweets so far?
Comment below and let me know what is going through your mind!
The year was 2010… it had been seven years since his smash hit single “In Da Club”
debuted, and 50 Cent was paying a visit to his grandmother when she asked him for the
smallest of favors: to take out the trash.
Apparently this was way too much to ask of her household guest AKA her own grandson,
so he did what any normal human would do and air out some dirty laundry via Twitter.
He wrote, “I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck
this I'm going home I don't need this shit.”
The year is now 2020 and we can only hope he’s earned his patch for assisting the
elderly, but since then, fans have been confused and displeased when reading his tweet.
One user referenced his 2003 album Get Rich or Die Trying, saying, “Take the garbage
out or die trying.”
Another user tweeted this crucial life lesson, saying, “You’re never too rich or old
enough to stop taking orders from your mom/grandma lol.”
Here’s to hoping Grandma Cent put her foot down and taught Mr. Curtis a lesson about
simple daily chores.
So by now I think we all know that there are some things better left in your Twitter drafts,
and some things better left not even having left the deepest of thought waves in your
brain.
Kris Jenner once again makes the cut as she let us all in on some very hard-hitting knowledge
about the digestive system, writing, “I just sharted myself.
That’s when you fart and you shit yourself on accident.”
Thank you SO much for the valuable bit of information, Kris, but this one has GOT to
be a Rob, Kourtney or Khloe troll tweet, but while we’re on the topic, Ashanti was also
curious to know how many ladies aren’t afraid to fart in front of their man with this gem
back in 2010.
Many fans didn’t exactly find this amusing, like this user who quipped back with, “Pretty
sure this is the tweet that ended your career.”
Ummm, ouch…
Others, on the other hand, had opposing viewpoints on female flatulence, like this user who wrote,
“If she farts and poops in front of you, then she's the one.
Lmao.”
Alright I don’t know about you guys, but I’m about ready to switch topics.
Since being married to Hailey Baldwin, Justin Bieber is truly a changed man, tweeting and
sharing photos nonstop of his glamorous married life, and gushing about how amazing his wife
is.
But back in 2012, Justin shared a tweet that will forever trump any lovey-dovey comment
said about Hailey.
You guys ready for this one?
“I love arm.”
That’s it.
That’s the tweet.
Eight years later, and whether this was meant to be an acronym for something, arm day at
the gym, or his infatuation for one of the most useful human body parts, the confusion
is still alive and well to this day.
Also the fact that he hasn’t ever deleted the tweet says a lot, and I will dedicate
the remainder of my quarantine to cracking this case.
What I will never be able to decode if my life depended on it is Britney Spears’ tweet
back in 2011.
Brit suffered some not-so-good days since shaving her head in 2007, but has since seemed
happy and healthy for the most part.
Unfortunately we all remember where we were and what we were doing when we stopped to
read and then re-read one of her tweets that read, “Does anyone think global warming
is a good thing?
I love Lady Gaga.
I think she's a really interesting artist.”
Weird flex, but… okay?
Maybe she forgot the basic rules of Twitter, and didn’t realize she needed to press ‘send’
after one specific thought?
Regardless, I’ve gotta hand it to Brit for bringing up some pretty good talking points
about 1.
One of the world’s most ongoing controversies, and 2.
One of the world’s greatest popstars.
I couldn’t tell you what Lady Gaga has to do with global warming, but fans were having
a field day with this one for obvious reasons…
One user drafted up a response to her tweet that was liked over 200,000 times, that was
equally as confusing: “Does anyone think cheese tastes like sausage?
I like pink balloons.”
Intriguing and insightful…
I love it.
Another user was quick to catch onto one possibility that clearly went over all of our heads, prompting
the question, “what does she know about the connection between Lady Gaga and global
warming that the public doesn't?”
This opens a whole new conspiracy topic, buuuuut I’ll save that for a later time.
We use Yelp as a tool for reviewing the best and worst restaurants, bars, and services
within the industry, but honestly, who needs Yelp when you have Alec Baldwin’s honest
review of Starbucks employees who clearly rubbed him the wrong way?!
Back in 2011, the actor took to Twitter to warn his fans about a barista with some serious
bad-itude, saying, “Starbucks on 93 and B'way.
Uptight Queen barista named JAY has an attitude problem.”
I’m thinking ‘Jay’ may not have received ‘Employee of the Month’ back in September
of 2011, but hopefully everyone in this unfortunate situation has learned a valuable lesson.
Liam Payne definitely learned a valuable lesson to maybe not be under the influence of…
whatever he was… when spilling a whole tub of pasta on the floor back in 2012.
After getting back home from a seemingly long day, week, month, or whatever, Liam accidentally
knocked a tub of pasta on the floor, which prompted him to tweet, “Gott in yesterday
spilt a fulllllllllllll!
Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house.”
The spelling, the grammar, the entire tweet itself, I just…
WHAT?!
But after doing some research, we did learn that One Direction was in the middle of their
Up All Night world tour, so maybe this is just a case of some good ol’ fashioned jetlag.
Fans were pretty entertained by Liam’s update, and interpreted it in their own crafty ways,
like this person who tweeted, “i can’t not read this like it’s a trap song.”
Others suggested that maybe one of his trusty bandmates might be of service, saying, “Just
give niall a call, he'll clean it up.”
Anyway, every year we’re exposed to brand new slang, whether it be ‘getting lit,’
‘being extra,’ or ‘snatching wigs.’
But leave it to The Weeknd to share this spout of knowledge, better known as 2012 slang we
never really knew existed.
He said, “Yo what up you fucking cabbage…”
A little harsh, but okaaay…
Then again, you know how much I love some good wordplay, so cue this clever produce
pun by musician Tyler Shippey who wrote, “Lettuce know when you feel this way again.”
CLASSIC.
Moving right along, if there’s one surefire way to keep you grounded and remind you that
you have NOTHING compared to celebrities, Paris Hilton is your go-to girl.
Back in 2014, she tweeted to her fans, who likely don’t even have her phone number,
QUOTE, “Hey friends, I lost my Blackberry.
So if you’re trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iphones.”
You know who has the perfect response to that?
Martha freaking Stewart, who dropped the killer “K” tweet.
No more explanation needed, right?
Ok guys, so before I go, I’m just gonna leave you with one final thinker from the
account @horse_ebooks, who tweeted to their 153,000 followers, QUOTE, “Everything happens
so much.”
Have I been reading these bizarre tweets for too long, or does that kind of make sense?
On that note Imma head out!
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making of these tumbles.
I’m your host Emile Ennis Jr. and I’ll see you next time.