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Today I'll show you a horror-comedy film: "Scare Package "
Spoilers ahead, watch out and take care
in the middle of the road,
Mike attempts to fix the directional signage of an abandoned insane asylum
Seconds later, Mike hears a car coming, so he immediately hides behind a tree;
while the tourists stop at the signage
The tourists are confused, because the campsite is on the right lane based on the map,
but the signage is pointing to the left
After deliberating, the tourists drive on the left lane; which disappoints Mike
Following that, Mike vents to his friend about his job as an actor,
who is always the side character; he hopes that one day he will be the main character
The following day, Mike is at another job on Halloween day,
where he accidentally cuts off the power supply in a house
So the babysitters take flashlights to find the breaker box
Mike suddenly appears at the back door, causing the babysitters to scream in shock
Mike immediately lies that he is a neighbor,
and he just wants to check if his neighbors experienced the blackout too
The babysitters are suspicious of Mike, and realize that Mike is the one who cut the power,
because of the tools hanging on his waist
So the babysitters come up with a plan
They let Mike inside the house; one babysitter excuses herself,
so the other distracts Mike to get the pliers in his pocket
After that, the babysitter attacks Mike with the pliers, but Mike dodges the attacks
Suddenly the babysitter stabs Mike's right hand
Mike screams in pain, as the babysitter pulls out the pliers
The babysitter yells for her friend, and then attacks Mike again
But she slips from the candies on the floor, causing her to stab herself in the neck
Meanwhile, the other babysitter comes down with a knife
She slowly walks towards Mike, who is pulling out the pliers from his hand
when he finally pulls it out, he accidentally stabs the other babysitter
The babysitter gasps in pain, and accuses Mike of killing her friend;
so Mike quickly explains what happened
Then, the babysitter attempts to pull out the pliers, so Mike warns her repeatedly;
but she does not listen to his smelly bullshit
So Mike wears a mask just in time, as the blood spurts out towards his face
The two babysitters fall onto the ground;
while Mike looks like a serial killer with the knife in his hand
Suddenly, the door opens, and Mike's cop friend shoots him, because she does not recognize him
So Mike takes off his mask and explains himself
However, she still puts Mike in cuffs, and leaves the crime scene
The scene changes to Mike in a car with a man named Chad
It turns out that all that happened was just Mike's short film about horror movies,
entitled "Cold Open"
Chad says that Mike's work is confusing
after that, Chad drops off Mike, and drives to his video store,
where he rejects a customer named Sam, who wants to be an employee
Moments later, a short man named Hawn applies to Chad; so Chad quickly interviews Hawn
Within seconds, Chad hires Hawn
Afterward, while Chad trains Hawn, Sam interrupts them to rent a videotape,
and Sam describes a movie entitled, "One Time In The Woods"
It starts with a chubby man stepping on a disgusting goo; so he tries to get the goo off him
His wife is seen talking to her friend; while their other friend, Mr Mustache , fixes their tent
Suddenly, a man runs towards them begging to be chained,
because he says he will change into something dangerous
They do not think he is serious until he vomits,
and his body starts transforming into a nasty green goo
Then, the man's skin detaches from his bones, and his face slowly melts while vomiting blood
Despite that, the goo man instructs them to put silver on him for him to die
The girls try to find silver even though they are disgusted by the blood
Finally, Mr Mustache steps in and puts a silver handcuff on the goo man,
stopping the disgusting transformation
When Mr Mustache puts on a mask, the goo man recognizes him as a wandering serial killer
so Mr Chubby takes a small ax and taunts Mr Mustache
Mr Chubby's other friend shocks him, so he accidentally tosses the ax to the friend's smelly hotdog,
causing him to scream in pain as blood squirts
The girls quickly run away, while Mr Mustache hugs Mr Chubby very tight;
and crushes his bones until Mr Chubby dies
After that, one girl attempts to get help, and a sharp branch accidentally stabs her mouth
Mr Mustache sees this, so he throws a rock at the girl, blowing her head
The other girl quickly runs away, and encounters a hunter
The girl warns the hunter to shush his mouth, but he does not listen to her
Mr Mustache then shows up, cuts off the hunter's leg with his hand,
and then beats the hunter with his own leg
Meanwhile, the girl runs back to their campsite,
where the goo man asks for her help, despite being only bones
Suddenly, Mr Mustache comes running; he slips on the smelly goo, and falls right on the ax
After that, the girl helps the goo man get all his goo, but he suddenly bites the girl's hand
Within seconds, the girl also starts to transform into goo
The scene then changes into another horror movie, entitled "MISTER"
It starts with a bar man sitting alone in a bar
He chats with the bartender, who begins talking about blood, which creeps out Bar Man;
so he leaves to go to the bathroom
While in there, Bar Man notices an advertisement flyer of an organization called MISTER,
which stands for Men In Serious Turmoil Establishing Rights
As Bar Man looks at the flyer, he reminisces arguing with his wife,
who complains about his lack of effort and masculinity
Following that, Bar Man decides to go to a MISTER's meeting,
where he witnesses the leader giving a pep talk to four men, about what it takes to be a muscular man
After the pep talk, the leader encourages the men to share their emasculating life complaints
One by one, the men share their emasculating experiences, ever since they got married
After the meeting, the leader encourages Bar Man to join their organization,
and invites him to an exclusive event
Later that night, Bar Man arrives with a duffel bag at a football field, where the event occurs
The leader faces Bar Man; and with a snap of his fingers, the lights go out
Bar Man watches the group transform into werewolves under the moonlight
Then Bar Man opens his duffel bag, and kills the werewolves with different weapons
After that, Bar Man comes home to his wife's party
He shows the guests the werewolf's skin,
and everyone puts on their black robes to commence a ceremony, with a pentagram drawn on the floor
The scene then gets back to Hawn, who is busy working in the video store
Suddenly, Sam interrupts Hawn and intimidates him, so that Chad will hire him instead
Hawn dismisses Sam and continues to work, and he sees the feminist section of the video store
There is only one tape on the shelves, entitled "Girl's Night Out Of Body,"
which leads to the next story
It starts with a woman named Ray, in a convenience store
Ray browses the isles, unaware that a mysterious man is stalking her
While browsing, Ray sees a lollipop in the shape of a human skull, but it is not for sale
Then, as Ray and her friend leave the store,
the store clerk realizes that Ray has stolen the lollipop
Ray and the friend get inside the car with their friend, who is the driver
As the trio leaves the establishment, a stalker follows them until they reach a fancy hotel
Following that, the stalker watches the girls having a party
Ray reveals the lollipop, and her other friends also licks it
The driver girl closes the curtains, and the friend suddenly feels strange;
so she lays down and puts a towel over her face
After a while, the driver girl wakes up the friend;
but they are stunned when the towel falls onto the floor
The friend's face has turned into a skull like the lollipop
Seconds later, Ray's face changes into the skull shape too
After that, the driver girl calls the convenience store for help,
and the store clerk just laughs monstrously
Suddenly, the driver girl reaches for the lollipop like she is enticed by it,
and licks it as the stalker gets near
After that, the driver pulls the stalker into the room, where they kill him,
and they dance around like nothing happened
The scene then gets back to Chad still attempting to distract Hawn's work
Meanwhile, Sam continues to creep out, to pursue Chad to hire him
However, Sam's mother arrives at the store, so Sam has no choice but to leave
After that, Chad shares a horror movie entitled,
"The Night He Came Back Again Part IV: The Final Kill"
It starts with a couple named Daisy and Greg, who are getting intimate on a bed,
while someone watches them from the ajar closet
Suddenly, a masked killer smashes the window, and barges in to stab Daisy
Before the killer makes his move,
Daisy's friends come out of the closet, and they beat the killer until he is unconscious
Following that, the killer wakes up tied to a table, while Daisy and her friends surround him
Daisy expresses her anger at the killer,
for killing her friends and boyfriends every year on the fourth of July
So Daisy climbs onto the killer, while a friend hands her a knife
Daisy repeatedly stabs him, until her face and clothes are covered with his blood
After that, Daisy climbs down, and says that the killer might still be alive
Suddenly, the killer stabs Greg in the back of his head, which immediately kills him
Because of that, they proceed to destroy the killer with jumper cables
The boys attach the jumper cables, and Daisy quickly electrocutes the killer with a car battery
After a few minutes, Daisy stops the electrocution,
so one of the boys checks the killer's heartbeat with a stethoscope
But then, the bolt of electricity from the killer's heart, travels up the stethoscope,
causing the boy's head to explode
However, the killer is still alive
In frustration, they decide to stuff firecrackers down the killer's mouth;
and they watch as the firecrackers cut the killer in half
Daisy's friend picks up the killer's lower half, and suddenly its legs wrap around Daisy's friend
The remaining guy sees the killer's intestine, so he tosses it over the ceiling beam; and pulls
As he pulls, the legs lift Daisy's friend into the air, eventually leading to death
Daisy cries, and the guy wants to comfort her with a kiss
But the killer suddenly comes to life and taunts them;
so Daisy grabs a shotgun, and instructs the guy to unmask the killer
Hiding behind the mask is an attractive man rich in hormones,
so Daisy hesitates to shoot the hormone-full killer
Then, the killer chokes the guy's throat;
but despite that, Daisy still cannot shoot the killer; so the guy dies
After that, Daisy finally pulls the trigger
Shortly after, Daisy shoves the killer's body in a wood chipper
The killer wakes up and reveals that he is Daisy's brother;
but it is too late, as his body turns into pieces
After that, Daisy watches the fireworks display,
while the killer's hand comes out of the pool of blood
The scene then gets back to Hawn in a room, full of drawings, numbers, and words
Hawn then sees a videotape, entitled "So Much To Do"
It starts with an unknown person driving a car, while an unconscious man is tied in the car's trunk
Moments later, the person parks the car,
and two mysterious men come out to drag the tied man to a gravesite
A few minutes later, the tied man finally wakes up and pleads to the mysterious men,
that he has so much to do
However, they do not listen to him, and one mysterious man removes his glove;
revealing a mysterious symbol gleaming on his hand
The mysterious man puts his hand on the tied man's head, burning his forehead,
and causing him to lose consciousness
After that, the mysterious men kick the tied man into the grave, to bury him alive
Following that, smoke emerges from the grave; and it travels across the ground
Meanwhile, a woman is alone in her car parked in a nearby empty field
The smoke slowly engulfs the car, so the woman goes out to investigate
She cannot see anything, so she goes back into the car to call for help;
but unfortunately, there is no signal
Suddenly, the tied man appears in front of the vehicle, and quickly evaporates into smoke;
and the woman's windows break
the woman breathes in the smoke, and her windows suddenly reconstruct
After that, the woman says that she has so much to do, like the tied man's line
when she looks in the mirror, it shows the tied man's face
Afterward, the tied man comes home and watches TV
Suddenly, the tied man hears the woman's voice, so he finds the woman
When he looks in the mirror, the woman is standing next to him
the woman claims that the tied man has her body
Then, the woman fights the tied man over the remote
Surprisingly, the woman is so strong that the tied man vaporizes into smoke, when she strikes him
the woman finally reclaims her body, but it is full of bruises
the woman shuts the TV, goes to her car
When she checks her phone, she sees that a friend spoils the TV shows she is watching
The short film ends as the woman drives away frustrated;
but she is unaware that two mysterious men are following her
The scene then gets back to Hawn, hitting Chad at the back of his head with a videotape,
which causes Chad to lose consciousness
Following that, Chad wakes up in a room with six people;
and Hawn comes in, wearing a lab coat with two bodyguards
Hawn takes a woman to be a subject in their scientific experiment
Shortly after, Hawn's colleague takes the woman to a treadmill to run;
and then they bring in a serial killer, known as the Impaler
Meanwhile, Chad identifies the other people with him as horror character stereotypes
Chad informs everyone that they are in an actual horror movie; but they do not believe him
On the other hand, while the scientist experiments,
the Impaler overpowers his captors, and kills them
Meanwhile, Hawn then informs the test subjects to run while vomiting blood
As soon as they leave the room, the Impaler throws an ax in their direction,
killing the man who Chad identifies as the token black guy
They immediately run away because of that,
with Chad choosing to be with the people he calls the girl and the stoner
At the same time, the security personnel witnesses a treadmill thrown to a doctor,
so they go out and see the place in chaos
The appliances are broken, while the blood from the corpses makes a bloodbath on the floor
Meanwhile, the girl discovers that cars cannot start,
if the killer is within 14 meters of the vehicle
The stoner shares that the Impaler used to be a good person;
but he changed, when a group of frat boys killed his friend
So The Impaler took off the frat boy's faces, and wore them as a mask
After that, the trio sees a monitor, and realizes a tracker on the Impaler
The monitor reveals that the Impaler is just meters away from them,
so they immediately leave the room
Meanwhile, the man named, the jock, helps the other girl named, the slut,
who has a massive wound on her leg
As they wander the facility, the trio stumbles upon a celebrity,
and he helps them reunite with the slut and the jock
Afterward, all of them get in an elevator
Suddenly, the elevator halts, and a metal tube kills the girl
Chad realizes that the security protocol prevents the elevator from reaching the exit
The jock bravely gets out of the elevator,
and attempts to fight the Impaler; but the Impaler just destroys him
After that, the celebrity faces the Impaler, but the Impaler dominates him too
With his last breath, the celebrity whispers to Chad that he is a moron
Chad cries as his celebrity idol lays dead in front of him
The slut tries to escape with Chad, but Chad decides to stay and fight the Impaler
However, the Impaler just plunges his fist right on Chad's face,
creating a huge hole and killing Chad
Meanwhile, the slut and the stoner finally escape the laboratory,
which turns out to be under the video store
The stoner and the slut come up with an idea, as they know that the Impaler will appear
Following that, Sam returns to the video store, and gets killed by the Impaler with an ax
After that, the stoner shouts at the Impaler,
and tricks him into thinking that he is the Impaler's dead friend
The Impaler reminisces his memories with his friend,
so walks towards the stoner who he thought is his friend
But then, the slut comes out and electrocutes the Impaler, until he loses consciousness
The stoner and the slut immediately get into a car,
but then they remember that the Impaler is within 14 meters; so the car does not start
The slut instructs the stoner to remove the Impaler's body
However, the Impaler wakes up and tears the stoner in half
The car finally starts; so the slut hits the Impaler with the vehicle, and then flees
The following day, the slut wakes up, thinking that it's all a nightmare;
but she sees that the Impaler is still in the car with her
The slut dodges his assault, and runs out of the vehicle
The film ends with a sudden appearance of Mike, who tosses a cigarette towards the car
Mike and the slut run as the car explodes
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