Today, charades are getting lost in translation.
Let's talk about that.
( upbeat music )
Good Mythical morning!
Today we have a very special guest with us,
King Bach. Welcome to the show.
- Thanks for coming in, Bach. - Thanks for having me.
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- Now-- yes, very clear. - Was that clear?
Very, very. Extremely.
In normal life, we believe in open, direct communication,
but here on GMM, we actually prefer the exact opposite.
It's time for Telephone Charades or Skeleton Parades
or Smelly Cloned Shar Peis?
Okay, here's how it's going to work:
Rhett and I are working together with King Bach
to guess a charade corporately.
We are players A, B, and C.
Player A has 30 seconds to act out a charade for player B.
Player B cannot guess out loud,
- they can only say the word "okay." - Mm-hmm.
Then, player B acts out the charade
they think it is for player C,
but they cannot use any of the movements that player A did.
Player C is free to guess out loud, just like normal charades.
If player C cannot guess correctly,
then player A will be punished,
and we will rotate every round. Bach, you got it?
- Nope. - Great. Let's do it.
- Announcer:
Woman: Okay, you guys ready?
Yeah, I got my round one, open it?
Woman: On your mark, get set, go!
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Whoa, re-- What? Oh, what?
I don't wanna do too much 'cause you're going to have to do different stuff.
Oh, gosh.
Okay? Okay.
- Okay. - ( bell ringing )
- Okay. - Okay.
Uh, math?
Writing.
Uh, me, man.
Caveman.
Uh, math?
Mathematician, magician,
uh, math, model.
Math, ostrich.
I think he said what I thought it was.
Keep going.
Uh, ma... math dance!
- Math dance. - ( bell ringing )
Ah, okay. You said "math" a lot.
- I thought it was, like, mathematician. - I did say that!
But then at the end, what did I do?
I was like this.
Oh, chalkboard?
Yes! You got that, right?
Chalkboard? No. I thought he was in a cave.
- Now I get punished? - Hold on. What's the--
Woman: No, you guys did not get it right, which means,
I have a very special punishment for you.
Chase, can you come on out, please?
- It was chalkboard? - For me?
- Yeah, it was chalkboard. - Chalkboard?
- You should have done more emphasis on the board. - Don't tell me what I should--
- You were the missing link. - Look, I even-- there was math on it!
There was math everywhere!
Woman: Why don't you go ahead and show Link
what we have in store for him?
- ( irritating screech ) - Ahh!
But that's us, too! We're getting punished, too.
- Just 'cause we're right here. - Okay, okay, I get it.
- Let's move on, I got it. - Okay, let's rotate.
- Announcer:
Ah!
- Okay. - Timer, start.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, okay.
- Okay. - ( humming )
Sound effects, I like that.
Illegal, but I like it. Okay.
Okay, okay?
And I got time left.
He got it.
( bell ringing )
- What am I gonna do different? - Ah, yeah.
I need another second here to think about this.
- No, you don't. - ( Bach laughing )
- Ah. Oh. - Oh.
Yeah.
Okay, uh, cheerleader.
Man with a hat.
- I don't know what-- he did it all! - Frustrated--
- Frustrated man! - He did it all!
Rocket man,
man that moves things, many that cuts things,
sorter, librarian.
Oh, whoa, butcher.
- Eater of things. - I can't-- I can't.
( bell ringing )
- You did too much! - I did too much!
- You did everything! - I did everything.
I got-- what's your guess?
Well, librarian who's eating the files.
( electronic buzzer )
- All right, so my guess is eating a sandwich. - Yeah.
- Oh, gosh. - That's right.
What were you rifling through?
I was trying to figure out how to
eat something without eating it.
Oh, sorry, but, Bach, you have to suffer the consequences.
Woman: Yeah, we have a very special punishment for you,
Mike and Alex, can you come on out here?
- Bach: Uh-oh. - Woman: They're gonna sweaty sandwich you.
Oh, no!
Oh, a man sandwich!
- Disgusting. - Big man sandwich.
Oh, they just worked out! They just worked out!
- I feel so bad for you. - Yeah, I smell it.
- Ugh, sorry, Bach. - He's sick, too.
- Announcer:
Woman: On your mark, get set, go!
Okay.
Got it. Say no more.
And we got 20 seconds left.
We can just chill.
Link: You can only say "okay," though.
- Okay? - ( laughing )
- Okay. - Link: He said he got it.
So, wait, can I add this time to my time?
I wish.
Woman: All right, Bach, you ready to do it for Link?
Oh, man, but, yeah. Okay.
Woman: All right, whenever you're ready.
- Ahh, I got you. - ( screams )
Okay, um.
You said you got it.
All right, you're a baby.
You're a baby, and you're crawling.
You're growing up,
you're evolving!
You're walking a dog.
You're walking a baby, like a yo-yo!
You're yo-yoing.
You're basket tossing.
You're whining. You're--you're a toddler.
( Bach screaming )
- You're a toddler. - ( bell ringing )
Tantrum. You're a toddler throwing a tantrum.
- No. - No, it's mom.
It was so much harder.
- He did it perfectly. - What's your guess?
- It was mom. - Mom?
- Yeah. - Yeah, all I did was this.
He did that, he did breasts there.
Yeah, I didn't even need to do breast, but those and belly.
Woman: Speaking of breasts, Rhett, boy, do we have a treat for you.
- Oh, gosh. - Woman: Come on out with some human breast milk.
- Bach: Oh, wow. - Really?
Chase, good gracious.
- Stop it, stop it. - Ew, I gotta drink this?
That came from Chase's boobs?
Ugh. 2% or whole?
( groans )
I've had it before,
it tastes like it comes from a bear.
- ( laughing ) - Who donated this?
Woman: That's our little secret.
Oh, yeah, keep that a secret.
That's all I'm doing. That wasn't my fault, oh gosh.
- ( laughing ) - Babies got bad taste.
- Ugh. Thanks, Bach. - Bach: No problem.
Now, stay tuned for later in the show,
Bach is going to take on some of the haters.
But first, click through to see us smash some stuff with golf clubs.
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