- The baby ain't got no teeth.
What the baby gonna do?
Gonna slurp it up.
- Slurp it.
(woman slurps)
Oh, oh!
(upbeat music)
Hi there, my name's Emily.
- And my name is Joyce.
- Hey ,my name is Q.
- And I'm Matt.
- As far as we know, we're adults.
- Kind of.
- I think so.
- We're definitely adults.
- Yeah.
- As we're giggling.
Today we're gonna be eating baby food.
- I haven't had baby food since I was a baby,
and I don't remember eating it,
so I don't know how I feel about this.
- I think I ate it in high-school,
like in Home-Ec class when we learned about babies.
- Okay, yeah I was gonna say,
why were you eating baby food in high-school,
that's really not.
- That's what the cool kids do.
- I think we should just get in to it.
- Just do it.
- 'Cause the more we think about it,
the worse it's gonna get.
- That's true, that's true. - Let's just do it.
- It's nice and refrigerated.
- Oh, it's my favorite one.
- This is banana.
It's very smooth, so if anyone has a texture problem,
this might be food for you.
- Applesauce is basically baby food already, right?
Like, I can do that.
My God, this one's so good.
- Yeah, yeah.
So see now, what then you do here,
is they need to put this bad baby on the shelves
right next to the alcohol.
- This might sound really lazy,
but this is the kind of food I like,
'cause I don't have to chew.
- Put this in a blender with a little,
like a shot of vodka, and then just like blop.
- If I think of this as a smoothie, I can actually eat this.
- It's really good.
I think people ar scared, they're scared
to say that babies have some slamming meals.
- This isn't baby food, this is adult food.
Eat this any time.
(laughter)
For real, this is a snack, it's a treat.
- Oh!
- Beef and gravy.
- I got chicken.
- Ham and gravy.
- My eyes are watering, my body's preparing.
For reals.
Oh my God. - Oh, that's got a smell.
Nope!
- Oh God, I'm scared.
- Get me a napkin, I'm gonna barf.
- Oh shnizzles.
- That smells straight up like dog food.
- Whoa.
- Mine smells a little better but oh.
- I don't wanna do this.
- Wow.
- I went from so confident to about to throw up
in a matter of seconds.
I'm not 'bout to play games.
- I'm like sweating, my hands are sweating.
- Oh they are sweating.
Just, come on.
You know what, there's times in your life
where you just gotta shut your eyes,
eat nasty food. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Oh God.
- Oh God, oh God.
- That's enough of that, oh.
- Oh God.
(laughter)
- I almost threw up for real.
- Get this out of my face.
It literally tastes like someone chewed it up, froze it.
- Yeah, yeah, that tastes like spit.
Is there spit in it?
- [Q] Did you like yours?
- No!
It's like weirdly dry, but wet, and it's awful.
- I never wanna look at this again,
I never wanna think about this again,
and I will never feed this to my child."
- They can be vegetarian until they're five,
'cause this is- - I might be vegetarian now.
I don't like chicken at all.
I don't care fried chicken, grilled chicken,
chicken teriyaki, take it with you.
- The thing is, you thought we were gonna poop after beef,
we're really gonna poop after prunes.
- Honestly, I'm kind of excited to poop
if this one get that beef taste out.
- I'm already nervous about the color of it.
- It does kind of look like barbecue sauce in the pack,
not gonna lie.
- Where are the nuggets?
- Mmm.
- I mean, if I had a baby, I'd feed them this.
And I'm like, chugga chugga, chugga chugga, chugga choo.
- That's a sweet treat.
- I would eat this as a dessert.
Put some whipped cream on it.
- So like the baby at first is gonna be like,
and like oh.
- The prune baby food makes me feel like I'm 45 years old,
and I'm trying to get my groove back.
Like I'm ready for the world. - The empress's new groove.
- Yeah.
- You empress.
- Thank you. - These are your prunes.
- Well.
- Well, we did it.
- We did it, it's done.
- We only almost vomited.
- It turns out the savory baby food
is absolutely as disgusting as you'd think it would be.
- If I was a parent, I would never give my kids the meat.
- As soon as I ate that beef,
my digestive track started moving in ways
I haven't felt it move in years.
- Yeah, I would not like to feel that ever again.
- You need to now what you're feeding your kids,
because most people probably just grab this off the shelves,
and go, "Oh, yeah, they say it's good."
- It'll be fine. - "Put it in my baby's mouth."
- It's not.
- No wonder your baby's spitting up everywhere.
- We, obviously I think, like this baby food.
I've just combined two flavors, because I'm a genius.
It kind of looks like a dessert.
- You can buy a pack of these and feed yourself,
and your baby.
- I'm going to go to the store later.
- Obviously, kids are the future or whatever,
but adults are the ones with money.
- Exactly.
- So they're the ones buying the food here.
- Ooh that's really good.