- Come through here, I'm gonna come through here.
[shirt scrapes against camera]
Hey everybody, it's your guy JB Smooth.
I'm going to be talking to Architectural Digest today,
and they're gonna be hanging out with me
in my damn RV.
I know it rhymes, I know it rhymes,
that's what I do.
I'm a cliche guy, I'm a rhyming guy,
and this is my RV right here.
Look at this.
Wooh!
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Whoa, look at this man.
Now this is a 2013, it ain't even that long.
Whoa-hoo!
I love it, ain't even that long.
I love it.
I'm a outlaw myself, I'm a outlaw.
RVing is the next great thing,
I'm trying to tell you right now,
a lot of folks out there never knew I was a big RV guy,
but I'm a huge RV fanatic,
I go to RV shows,
it's like riding around in a New York City apartment.
A small New York City apartment on wheels,
that's what RVing's like.
Not that RVing's that easy.
You have to learn all the rules to being a RVer.
You have to know how to drive one.
The main thing you gotta know
about RVing is you gotta look at height.
Brand it and burnt it into your skull is the height
of your vehicle, cause lo and behold,
you get hungry and you don't think, you're driving your car,
oh you'll forget how tall your vehicle is
and put into a drive through,
and tear the roof off this sucker.
I'm gonna tell you, that's a dangerous part.
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Now the cabin is where all your electronics are,
how to control the vehicle.
I bought this RV and immediately I upgraded it
'cause I like music.
As you see, this is the music system right here.
This is where I jam at right here.
I jam my music right here.
What I did was I upgraded the radio,
the speakers in it of course,
add a little satellite radio over here.
And my passengers over here,
my wife sits over here sometimes.
This little table comes up.
Oh, look at that.
You can have a meal right there,
or do her laptop, or whatever she wants to do.
So this is where it all goes down right here.
As you can see, I'm in the seat,
in my RV seat right now, see the big steering wheel?
Now this could be a RV or it could be a city bus,
it don't matter.
I love people coming around.
Play a little sound for y'all.
So I'll be it here, I'll close my door,
and I would just start jamming.
This is my little hangout space right here.
Sometimes I just sit in the seat,
and I bounce around like I'm going somewhere.
I just pretend I'm steering
and I just imagine myself on the road,
over the road, and I see truckers and stuff like that,
I get a took on one of these right here
and they go [imitates horn noise].
This is my sink.
You know all this runs,
I'd even put out some chips and salsa.
Oh look at this, oh, got a microwave in here.
Fridge, got a fridge.
Ooh, we ready.
Nice freezer.
Yeah, that's vegan style right there.
That right there is Impossible meat.
Woo-hoo.
If you haven't had Impossible meat,
you're missing something.
[laughs]
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This Damien Outlaw sleeps 10 people.
That's right, 10 damn people.
Right here is my first bed right here.
This bed right here lowers down just above the cab,
and you're allowed to sleep on this.
Two-pod, those can sleep comfortably.
This couch right here converts into a pullout bed.
And then over here we've got a nice sitting area right here
where you can sit down.
Four people can sit here and play cards,
Scrabble or something like that,
Scrabble a great game to play.
This also turns into a bed.
Haha.
If you've been doing your damn math right,
there's two damn beds above the cabin over there,
a sleeper here on this couch,
and this lovely sitting area,
the tabletop goes down
and those cushions fold out
and you can sleep two other people right there.
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TV, you don't have entertainment.
TV right here.
That's the main big boy,
but then I installed myself an additional TV right here.
Now originally there were cabinets here,
there were a set of cabinets there.
I pulled the cabinets out
and put another TV there 'cause see,
this TV is easier to watch if you're sitting here
on this lovely couch.
You can sit here and watch this TV
while my pop out, I call it the pop out.
Now what happens is,
because you see this room here
that I have in this RV?
It's only because this whole area right here pops outward
to gain more space inside.
And that doubles the width of the actual RV,
but you can't drive around like that.
It's only when you park.
Don't you drive your ass around
with your slide=out.
You know, number one you're gonna cause an accident,
and number two you'll be a damn idiot
to do something like that.
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Now over here, I'ma show you,
I'ma tell you all the RV tricks right now.
You're gonna fall in love with this life
and you're gonna say JB, turn me on
to something really cool.
This right here is my instrument panel
where everything goes down.
Propane is what runs the oven.
It runs a lot of the appliances here also.
Don't forget.
This baby is rolling on a regular house battery
and it has maybe like six
to eight batteries built into this RV
that can run everything,
and it has a generator also
and that right there allow you to camp out sometimes too.
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this particular RV comes with a bedroom loft.
Let's go upstairs.
See these stairs, ooh.
Oh, so this is the bedroom loft.
Got a little TV up here.
Speakers up here, see?
You can jam your music.
If it weren't for the pandemic going on right now,
we'd be planning our next big RV party,
so all summer, we do these amazing RV parties
at the beach.
We invite all of our friends
and we have a DJ, maybe one of my friends DJ.
I have eight bicycles.
I bring all my bicycles.
We park maybe steps from the water.
We play giant jenga.
Giant jenga of giant jenga.
And this is like so fun to do.
It don't cost you a dime to entertain
and just have people hang out with you
that you love.
This is what it's all about.
This is what RVing's all about for me.
Getting together with friends, catching up,
networking, all that kind of stuff,
and we do that at the beach all summer.
But I digress.
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Anybody gotta use the bathroom?
So this is my lovely bathroom shower.
Full shower.
Let me tell you what I had to do
when I got my setup.
See, this what I mean by RV shopping.
I had to find an RV
that allowed me, 6' 3", JB,
to be able to stand in it and take a shower
without my neck being bent over,
but this, [breathes out],
see the height?
This height is wonderful.
Look at this [breathes out].
Look at this.
Oh, look at this.
Now this is the life.
You find yourself a shower, look at this, [breathes out],
see, I can take a shower, nice shower.
I could take a nice shower
and I still got head room.
Look at that head room right there.
Isn't that headroom amazing?
This is the throne.
Okay so the throne is there.
The sink is there.
This is a nice little bathroom.
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Might think you have seen it all already.
Might think that JB you showed us the bathroom,
you showed us the damn loft space.
I'm going to my garage now.
The Damien Outlaw has a garage.
This is classified as a toy hauler.
[breathes out]
This right here is a whole different space.
See this, this is a wall,
but see these railings?
So the Damien Outlaw,
when you open it up,
the back, it goes down on the ground like a ramp
and you can roll your bicycles in here,
your ATVs and that kind of stuff,
but we have a smart car.
And what we do is,
when we're traveling far,
we'll put the smart car in the garage
of the RV, that's a little Tic Tac.
And when we get to our camping site,
we'll park the RV,
set everything up, plug it in,
and then we will back this little baby,
a little smart car out and use that to run our errands.
[smacks tongue]
And when it's not a ramp,
it folds up and it stops halfway.
This stops right there,
allowing you to roll up these railings
and you got yourself a patio.
How many RVs do you know got a damn patio
on the back?
That's right, you got a patio.
So we put out grills on the patio,
put our little DJ on the patio,
and the patio is raised up
so it's okay, nobody can just walk over there
and grab a hamburger, you know?
I'll also bring my bikes.
I'd bring my hoverboards over here.
You know, I love the hoverboards.
You know, if you don't know how to ride a hoverboard,
don't try it.
I got to tell you guys this right here.
Woo-hoo hoo.
This is my pride and joy right here.
Check it out.
It seems like it's a regular,
everyday, storage little metal storage compartment,
but, when I open it up, woo,
it's a bar.
See that.
Got a little tabletop here to mix drinks on,
and I gotta be stocked up
with my Crown Royal, 'cause I'm a Crown Royal guy.
[sighs]
That's a bar.
I made it into a bar,
I say "Mom, I'm hanging out here,
"I'ma come back here and make myself a little drink,
"a little cocktail."
Come on now. [door slams shut]
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[groans]
It's so great hanging out with you guys,
I'm happy you guys are enjoy hanging out with me in my RV.
Oh, I don't know if you guys notice
but I bought out some of my Curb stuff.
Woo, Latte Larry if you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm,
you should see Latte Larry's, yeah,
and also how can you live your life
if you ain't Lampin'
If you ain't fully Lampin',
oh got The Book of Leon, of course.
[sighs]
The Book of damn Leon.
Number one book to get you through any pandemic,
so it'll take your mind away.
Make you deal with the pandemic and laugh,
and The Book of Leon can do that for you.
Yes indeed.
And of course,
some of the amazing chains I wore all season
on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, the Lampin' shade that we have the three words I think
that everyone should loot use at some point
in their life is,
to keep you motivated, is I Gets Mine.
Oh, I Gets Mine.
And of course, it would be nothing
without DaRuckus.
Yes indeed.
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[sighs]
I wanna make sure you guys are safe by saying,
you stay safe out there,
I've been hanging in a RV all day.
I'ma go ahead and get my sweet some attention.
JB's RV.
It's like a show to me.
Let's make it happen y'all.
I'll see you later.
You be good.
[laughs]
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