-It's good to see you again.
EMILY: It's good to see you too.
-Could you tell everyone your name, please?
EMILY: My name is Emily.
-And how old are you again?
EMILY: I'm six years old.
-And you have a Valentine's Day story to tell us?
EMILY: Yes, I do.
The first Valentimes Day that I don't believe.
-OK.
EMILY: Once upon a time, there lived two little kids.
The boy's name was Bobby, but his nickname was Jack.
The girl was named Lucia.
Valentimes Day was tomorrow.
And they stayed up all night long thinking of what to do.
LUCIA: What do you think we should do?
EMILY: Jack got an idea to get, like, Valentime cards.
JACK: I've got an idea.
We could get, like, Valentime cards.
EMILY: But it was already night time, so
they couldn't do it.
JACK: Darn it.
EMILY: So Lucia was thinking too.
But she thought of nothing.
So they stayed up all night.
And they were just thinking, and thinking, and thinking.
And then it was morning.
Their parents were like--
PARENTS: It's Valentimes Day.
It's Valentimes Day.
LUCIA: It's not even Valentimes Day.
EMILY: They said--
DAD: Yeah, it is.
MOM: Maybe you guys were just dreaming.
EMILY: And they were like--
JACK: It is not a dream.
And I'm serious.
EMILY: But their mom pulled them out of their bed, holded
them by their head, and shook them back and forth.
And they hit each other like--
JACK: Ahh.
EMILY: And then she said--
MOM: If you don't believe it's Valentimes Day today, then I'm
going to sing you a song so you'll know it's
Valentimes Day today.
EMILY: [SINGING]
They were just like, what happened?
And then all of their, like, grandmas and grandpas, aunts,
uncles, all that stuff, they said, happy Valentimes Day.
FAMILY: Happy Valentimes Day.
EMILY: And they were like--
LUCIA: Stop talking.
JACK: It's not Valentimes Day.
GRANDMA: You didn't even say happy Valentimes Day to us.
GRANDPA: Yeah, we said, happy Valentimes Day.
EMILY: And they were just waiting, and
waiting, and waiting--
one of them even drooled on his hand.
They were like--
JACK: OK, let's go to the store and get
some Valentime cards.
LUCIA: Yeah, let's hurry.
EMILY: They went to the Valentimes Day store.
And they bought, like, Valentime cards,
crayons, and pencils.
And then, when they checked out, the person at the cash
register said--
-Happy Valentimes Day.
Have a great Valentimes Day.
EMILY: And they were like, I don't want to have this talk.
-So when Bobby and Lucia got back, what happened?
EMILY: Everyone in the house, they were still
waiting, and waiting.
The one that drooled on its hand fell over.
And they said, happy Valentimes Day, happy
Valentimes Day, happy Valentimes Day.
EVERYONE: Happy Valentimes Day.
EMILY: And then they were like, I want to wake up.
I want to wake up.
JACK: I want to wake up.
EMILY: But they couldn't wake up because it was for real.
So the two were like--
JACK: OK, OK happy Valentimes Day.
LUCIA: Happy Valentimes Day to all of you guys.
EMILY: And they pushed them out of their room,
and they were gone.
And then they were in their beds saying--
LUCIA: It is Valentimes Day.
JACK: No.
LUCIA: It is Valentimes.
EMILY: And they were just waiting, until it was
Valentimes Day.
[SCREAMING]
JACK: It's Valentimes Day forever!
No!
LUCIA: [SCREAM]
EMILY: The end.
[EVIL LAUGH]
MOM: [SINGING]