[Hila]: What up invaders! [Ethan]: What?
[Hila]: That's my- [Ethan]: That's the wrong channel. Start over.
[Hila] What up, Hilakleiners! Today, we're looking at old people facebook.
[Ethan]: Whooaah! That was sick, dude!
That was a dope intro. Keep going.
[Hila]: That's all I've got.
[Ethan]: We've made a couple videos about our favorite subreddits before,
and there's just some really great ones out there.
This one probably consistently cracks me up the most.
Hila always hears me giggling in here by myself, she comes running,
"What is it?" She doesn't want to be left out. She wants the laughs.
Is-are you-do you come for the laughs or the Gaffs? [Hila]: Um, probably,
the laughs. [Ethan]: Yeah, it's just a pure laugh. [Hila]: Yeah.
[Ethan, cont.]: And it's almost always this subreddit:
"/r/oldpeoplefacebook." This subreddit is for
the antics of old people who completely
missed any wave of technology. You guys
are gonna see; it sounds dumb, but I
swear to God, this is, like, wonderful
storytelling. And these-- these old people
let me tell you what: they're a fucking riot.
So, Jo Ann writes (to) the Green Giant:
"Your celery is ALWAYS FILTHY.," but celery
is always pretty dirty. It's like a root,
you just... you wash it off. Then they
respond and they go, "Hi Jo Ann," you could
tell she's old as fuck by that name "Jo--"
No one has been named Jo Ann in, like, 70 years.
I'm sorry to hear that we appreciate the
comment and I'll be sure to pass your
feedback on to the rest of the team
actually it's like what do you even do
with that feedback; "We'll make sure to
rinse our celery more" and then she
responds "WHUP TEE DOO!!!!!"
Dude, Jo Ann is savage as fuck! [Hila]: What- what's the whup tee doo? Like-
[Ethan]: It's like, wow, good for you!
Like, who cares, whoop de- that's old people shit.
At the turn of the century,
whoop-dee-doo used to be fighting words
on the street. Yeah if you dropped [Hila]: Really?
a whoop-dee-doo on the streets expect
some trouble. (Hila: ok) So Jo Ann is definitely
throwing the gauntlet at the Green Giant
and I have to say if, Green Giant, if
you're watching this, wash your filthy
ass celery just give it a rinse you
fucking savages.
*instrumental*
Post by the police force group,
probably a local police force, okay? A woman died
and her four children were injured after
a crash in blank Valley. Very somber
very real guys this is- this is serious
people lost their lives let's be serious here.
Sharon writes post dog waving
GoHODBYE! A woman died and her 4 children were
injured and Sharon posts this dog, this
cute dog waving goodbye and the dog
is just so genuinely happy ,you know what
I mean? Like the dog is just so genuinely
happy to say good bye. Bye!
[Hila]:What was she trying to do and went wrong? [Ethan]: Well, let's see if we can get some insight cause
see if we can get some insight because
someone says this seems a tad
inappropriate and she says sorry don't know how to remove yet still learning.
she's still learning
but she knew how to find the dog bye emoji.
[Hila]: There's something so rude about that bye
[Ethan]: No
it's fucking horrible! This cute dog..
there's something special about the
way that dog just dismissed the death and destruction of a whole family of people.
That dog in one clean wave,
just crushed that whole family. The grief was nothing compared to the dog dis
Laid out.
Dude, at that point if they...
if the kids saw that they would've been like I Wish I died in that crash too.
because Sharon just destroyed my whole life with that dog wave, bye.
I wouldn't mind having that dog on my gravestone.
I don't want a eulogy, I don't want an epitaph, I just want this dog waving goodbye
"Bye!"
♪ Rump doopy doopy dah ♪
[Ethan]: Jennifer says "The love the sun"
[Ethan, quoting Ruth]: "Who doesn't! Oh wait, me since my diagnosis of lupus
[Ethan, quoting Jennifer]: *Sad face*
[Hila]: Oh god. [Ethan]: Jesus, tone it down
it's just a picture of her cats.
[Hila]: Old people's Facebook is pretty dark.
[Ethan]: It's kinda dark.
These old people they're like on
like knocking on the end of their
lives a little bit they're just dropping
some fire.
[Hila]: Really dark comedy. [Ethan]: Real shit.
*Ethan's mating call*
[Ethan]: "That lasagna looks crisp!"
"That's my daughter!"
That lasagna looks CRISP!
*HahSQEALaha*
[voice cracking] Christian Moms Against Dabbing!
Here's a page on Facebook called, "Share If You Are A Christian Mom Against Dabbing."
[Hila]: No way...
[Ethan]: I'm not sure
that I've ever still properly done a dab.
Can you dab?
[Hila]: We should check the Facebook page.
Ethan: Can you dab, though?
Hila: No.
Ethan: Dab!
Hila: I can't.
Ethan: Are you a Christian mom?
Hila: [laughing] I'm a Christian mom.
Ethan: Grab my arm, Hila. Grab it! Don't let me dab, dude!
So, then, she replies, "I'm
[Ethan reads the comment]
Okay, so then, yeah! You're against dabbing! Good.
[Ethan reads again]
Hila: How is this real?!
Ethan: This is real-- This is on Facebook RIGHT NOW! We just found this!
This isn't from the subreddit, this is just a fresh meme.
This is what happens when you open Facebook!
[Ethan continues reading]
"If there's obvious signs, you may need to seek out an exorcist because he is the only one that can help."
"Thank you for seeking help from us."
Hila: Oh my god.
Ethan: Whaat?!
[helicopter sound]
Hila: Weesh us lahck, and pray for us through this terrifying journey.
--What? Ethan: It's just dabbing!
[helicopter sound]
Holy shit!
Hila: The devil is dabbing.
[helicopter sound]
Ethan: But, I like how she's, like, talking about her OWN child!
She goes,
But th-- They're suggesting, "but there's a good chance
if he's dabbed too many times, you may just wanna--"
Hila: "Bye." Ethan: --let him go."
You MAY want to send him the, uh,
Together: "Death in the family"
Ethan: Yeah, "still learning."
Sean isn't sure where to type his password--
Is that Sean Spicer, for Christ's sake?!
Is this Sean Spicer? He's verified, who is this?
Did it twice!
IT *IS* SEAN SPICER!
That's the White House press secretary! Hila: Nooo wayyy!
Ethan: He posted his password TWICE ON TWITTER!
[falsetto] Nooooooo!
This is the best thing ever!
He's probably got DM's with the president talking about launch codes!
I have fucked up shit *my* DM's,
imagine what HE's got!
[Ethan Klein Cough™]
This guy... posted some picture of his rafting and then he says,
[Ethan reads]
Hila: What?!
Ethan: Jesus! Hila: God, these people are rude!
Ethan: TWO likes!
TWO likes! I thought in the 50s everyone was
like nice and polite and then you all
the kids came and ruined it yeah they
were wearing the 50 shit happened else
into that shit was good in the fifties
They've seen some shit since then They should have
said in all caps whoopty-doo whoopie doo
motherfucker can you handle this much
sexy I think I can handle all that sex
grandson looking good love you grandma
No didn't come out good
sometimes I feel like old people talk
about their children or grandchildren in
a way that's just a bit much they'd be
like if I was your age I would date you
you ever heard that before buy a old
person
not sure it's like eh, doesn't sound right
I can't handle this much sex grandson
guy looks like a stud though I used to
work at Walmart I did for 10 years
thanks for your support we're happy to
have you as part of our team shut up
damn this guy comes out of his away
thanks for being a part of our team shut
up good because he didn't have a good
time their Walmart's like damn why'd you
what? like I regret responding to you
trying to be nice hey Rayma I'm glad
you're my friend I'm glad we are friends
also that's wholesome but it's really
funny til it's apparently two Grandma's
talking through each other. Hila I'm glad
we're friends. me too. this woman printed 15
pages of facebook posts and it's just
reading the comments on the subway oh my
god holy shit that's kind of fucking
interesting though like a Facebook
newspaper yeah she doesn't have a smartphone but
that can't be cost-efficient I'm that's
expensive I recently just paid six
hundred dollars for photocopies I know
that is not cheap it could be cheaper to
just get a cell phone plan with data
that's super interesting I've never I've
never even thought anyway that ever
existing like blowing my mind kind of oh
this one's great yeah so this one so
friends please listen to this
nine-year-old boy with the voice of an
angel sings amazing grace while is this
your son no he is not okay you should be
very proud he's not my son bill
regardless you have a lot to be proud of
thank you Bill it's so wholesome so
great I love it still I stick with my
first statement you should be proud you
have a lot to be proud of and she
accepted to thank you so fucking gold my
sister-in-law died on fire her Bible was
beside her bed on a stand
burn mark on the Bible awesome miracle
from God yeah wait what somebody died
when it's a miracle does the Bible
didnt burn, but her sister burned alive and
it's a miracle
It's awesome
everybody died oh my god my sister in law
died in a fire her Bible was beside
her bed on a stand not a burn mark on
the Bible awesome miracle from God you
think that God would have fucking saved
your sister-in-law stood up burning her
in a fiery death holy shit Beverly
you're the fucking champ did I love your
optimism got eight likes yeah I love her
optimism well guys I feel like I have
definitely something to look forward to
I can't wait to be a part of this
exclusive community you're not no I'm
gonna fit right in this is my calling I
want to be a member of old facebook and
you can't stop me just gonna answer no
to every post oh you you're trying to
out old facebook me you want to take me
on dude? anyway guys thanks for watching so
much, and uh, bye! Hopefully
no one in your family has died, but if so, I only have
One thing to say. Play us off DeathInTheFamily.png