What the fu-
Shiro is missing in action and without him the team can't form Voltron.
Everyone seems to be coping well enough,
except for Keith, who is having his own personal crying in the rain, Slow-motion montage.
You guys don't understand!
*whimper*
Shiro changed my life.
No, Keith. We really don't understand? Please just, give us the flashback already!
Ahh, the law of equivalent exchange.
*gagging and coughing*
But daddy, I love him.
In the past, Lotor's prime character traits included gender violence and an ambiguous Oedipus complex.
However this prince drinks only respect women juice,
or maybe he just hired all woman because he can get away with paying than less.
Prince Lotor one-ups this guy for attempting to one-up him
then makes a big hoorah speech about camaraderie and integration.
Aww, Throk you can sit with us.
Ha, he is not sitting with us.
Time for a round of...
lion musical chairs.
No
Noo
NO
No
Please... no.
The Black Lion chooses Keith,
because cats always gravitate toward the person not giving them attention.
Greetings, this is Prince Lotor, son of Zarkon, ruler of the known universe,
Surrender now or you will be destroyed.
I have the feeling if anyone on the team got a look at how hot this alien is
They would surrender... immediately.
Animal rejection,
is the worst rejection!
Meet your new Red Paladin!
Lance piloting Red,
is the equivalent of watching your friend purposely run down all the pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto.
YES YE-E-ES
WOO
*sipping*
Okay guys
foolproof plan
we follow lotor, immediately after a battle, while three of us are in new lions, and can't form Voltron.
this reckless decision is brought to you by the five stages of grief.
We're in Phase Two now.
Anger!
"Good plan!"
Said no one.
This is the most terrifying game of hide-and-seek,
ever.
Hey uh, shouldn't we stick together?
like, work as a team.
There is no I in team, but there is an I in Shiro.
Except Shiro isn't here, so there is no team!
Allura... stop falling behind.
Aww, Allura, honey you're doing great.
The team picks up an Altean distress code, suggesting there may be more living Alteans.
Keith thinks it might be a trick and Allura is like pfft- no
and Lotor is like, heh yes
Geez, just because he's a prince doesn't mean you have to give him everything he wants.
Well, you know, everything but the love and affection of his father.
Daddy doesn't love you Lotor,
daddy's dying.
In an alternate reality,
the Alteans are the bad guys and try justifying slavery(?)
Silly, they can't be slaves if they don't know they're slaves.
Oh my god.
Yoo-hoo!
This is Sven. He's Scandinavian.
He died for our sins thirty years ago, and he'll die for them again.
*screaming*
In this episode of Man vs. Wild,
Shiro must survive an icy wasteland,
cauterize his leg wound
and withstand a beating from this
tentacle crab?
You know, I thought it was just the fandom, but this proves the writers also have a Shiro kink.
this moment exposed us all.
As if this episode isn't already traumatizing enough,
Shiro almost dies via the starvation, dehydration, oxygen deprivation happy meal.
would you like some cries with that?
Hardy Hey, the gang's back together again?
As many times as it takes, bro
Bro...
Isn't it funny how our relationship can be interpreted as romantic leaning
but the simple acknowledgement of that, puts the creator of this video at risk of harrassment?
Bro?
This is the part where I make fun of Shiro's bad fashion and haircut .
Except, no. I'm not doing that.
Stop bullying him, guys!
Shiro, I love and appreciate you
even if you are a clone, sleeper agent, or under the influence of mind control.
I may have said too much.
That feel when he wanted you to be the leader so you're trying to be the leader
But then he's bossing you around and acting like the leader again
But you're the one piloting the robot and his idea almost gets everyone hurt,
and it's your quick thinking that saves the day, so I'll form the head?
10,000 years ago, King Alfor wasn't dead and he was good friends of Zarkon
his future murderer and man,
that is, so messed up.
Zarkon, this is Honerva, our Alchemist.
Babe, I'm gonna enable you and your research so hard.
Also, your pussy terrifies me,
the cat, I mean, I'm talking about the cat.
In a ditch effort to save his wife,
Zarkon jeopardizes the lives of his comrades by releasing a monstrous force that maliciously destroys his home planet
and ultimately kills him.
You know they say til death do us part,
but I'm guessing those rules don't apply if you and your husband are now its spooky space zombies
conquering the furthest realms of the universe in your funeral clothes.
That's love, B-yotch!
and then...
What?
Only 7 episodes?
It can't just end like tha-