Got the bucket and sponge, the broom, the cloth wipes.
Pat! Don't think you're playing video games whilst I do chores. Move along, sweep the garage...
But Stan, I already cut the grass...
Yes but that was last year, now move along. The Professor said we could borrow his lawn mower.
You know Stanley? You are a nag! Let's get a herd of sheep and let them chew till their hearts content.
Hello Professor! I'm here to borrow your lawn mower.
It's at the back of the house.
Professor! What happened? You were just inside. AGGH.
That is my clone. I created my exact twin right down to the health-code-violating rodent hairs.
I saved money on uniforms because he has mine.
What? You mean he works for you like doing errands and chores?
Allow me to show you a demonstration.
Attention! Ninja Chi Chi. Hey, Oh, Boom, Oh, Don't mess with me I'm the mouse that roared!
I programmed him to speak with a New York accent but I think it's made him angry and misunderstood.
I need some alone time!
Super pet get ready to break a sweat, here goes! Move along, take out the trash, and paint the house.
That colour makes the shutters pop! Canary yellow...
Super job super pet! You hungry? Try this. Eat. Sleep here but be very still.
Tomorrow you'll be busy, you'll need to re-mortar the chimney, trim the hedges, wash the car
and then if you've been working as fast as you should, chop wood.
That will be easy.
Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite.
You worked like a dog today, what got into you.
You like doing chores so much, I never wanted to interfere.
I'm sorry, I never thought you could do things as good as me. It's like a new you!
So true.
Hey what a nice surprise!
Hello Stan, we came by to thank Pat for everything he's done.
That's great, it seems all these years I stood in his way because I never trusted him to
do things right. I've changed my tune and now Pat's on fire.
Pat! Pat you should add removing wax from your ears to your list of chores, you've got
some visitors.
To see me? Really!
Where are you going?
Downstairs. I have company.
What? They're here to visit you? There's no way, they must want me!
Here, take these. Go back upstairs and don't move.
Ladies, how nice a gift for me?
Yes, to thank you for repairing my roof and cleaning out my cellar. And for weeding my
garden, doing laundry.
Look Stan a wooden tie! Oh, how I've wanted one and in knotty pine. How do I look?
Super pet! But, what are you doing here, I didn't push your start button?
You never turned me off yesterday.
Oh you're right. Well, let's go back upstairs and then, well back to work!
Hey you three look good together!
Pat! You've got something to say.
Er yes, new glasses?
No they're not. What have you done to my sheets? Huh?
And why have you replaced my toothpaste with soap?
I did? Oh my. Er, wait. I'll be right back.
Agh! He escaped. Never trust a clone wears an ascot. What do I do now?
Stan! I need to borrow you...
You're right! It's you! Franken-Pat!
Pat, you have used my cloning device without my permission.
I'm sorry. I made a booboo.
What Super Pat, what's up?
I must sew name tags on all of Lily's diapers, sort Stephanie's crayons by colour then wash
and comb Professor Chi Chi's whiskers. Wash and comb, wash and comb.... comb... comb...
Pat I'm so relieved, you turned off your clone!
Er yes, I must wash and comb.
Whatever, no sense talking gibberish. Let's get him to the Professor!
We're here. Time to neutralise Pat's clone for good.
Uber Pat goes over there!
Pat we must not waste any time, there, open that chamber!
Yes, it worked just like we planned!
Yeah, I'm really sorry you went haywire. I'll miss you! Bye!
Stand back! It vibrates.
Think of it this way. Pat you're totally unique. They could never make a perfect clone of you!
Right back at you Stan.
Yes, right back at you...