Hello kitty! Did the bad guys leave you cold?
How was your amazing evening with your "friends?"
That's weird... It looks like he's leaving the couples alone!
Too bad for us.
You don't understand!
We know he doesn't attack couples so,
we could pretend...
Pretend?
To be in love!
Sorry Ladybug, it's not cool to play with people's feelings.
Are you mad at me because I didn't show up?
What do you think?
Now you're breaking more than my heart Marinette!
What?!
Father?!
Why...
Why?
Why?!
Why...?
What did you do to them?!
I didn't mean to.
Why won't you try and help me fix it?
The simple truth is, you don't love me anymore!
So I might as well destroy you, me,
our memories, everything!
No!
Playing cat and mouse is my forte, you know!
If you want to save me time, stop wasting it in the first place!
And take my miraculous back when you're done!
Okay, whatever, see you later!
I am Lady...
You're not Ladybug!
Cat Noir! How much of that did you just see?
Every little bit.
And you're right, it's pretty lame.
But that's not the least of your problems,
because there's only one Ladybug!
Which means you can only be...
A sentimonster or an akumatized villain!
Oh, wait! I'm not a bad guy, I swear!
Liar! What have you done to m'lady?!
It's not what you think! She trusted it to me!
She'd never do that without telling me!
Cataclysm!
You know what's going on?
Yep! Ladybug sent a stand-in
and didn't see fit to tell me about it!
I'm sure she didn't have time!
As usual! No need to keep the cat in the loop!
Um, in other news, it looks like Robustus is back!
I know, thanks. I was there the first time.
With Ladybug! The real one!
And that time, how did the real Ladybug
get you out of that mess?
Give me a break,
Miss "I can't even come up with a superhero name!"
This way! Come on!
Uh, the real Ladybug would think twice
before jumping into this.
Oh yeah?
And the real Cat Noir is acting like a real scaredy cat!
Okay, my bad.
No kidding.
I need a better name.
A shorter one, maybe?!
Scarabella! That was better, wasn't it?
Now may not be the time!
Come on, that doesn't make any sense!
You're wrong! That's not at all what happened!
Huh?! You're...
Carapace...?
But... the two of you know?!
You know each other's secret identities?!
Wait a sec, I don't understand!
I thought that secret identities
had to be protected at all costs!
If it were true, you'd never just tell me like that!
Ladybug would never agree to that!
No! No... what I meant was...
Okay, you're Carapace, she's Rena Rouge,
And Ladybug's okay with this.
But, it still isn't like Alya or Cat Noir to be...
you know...
Hey! What's that all about?
The brats that sat here yesterday
need a little attitude adjustment.
I'm just commanding a bit of respect, that's all.
You think that's really necessary?
Watcha got there?
Some super old case or something?
Careful, it's Alix's!
If it's Alix's, it's probably worthless.
And the oscar for best pathetic scaredy cat
afraid of its own shadow
goes to... Mylène! *laughs*
Chloè? Seriously?
Well, look who it is!
My favorite person, Marinette Dupain-Cheng!
I mean, seriously.
Does your great uncle really
expect to win the contest with a soup?
It's not even a main dish! Please!
Doesn't he know how to make sushi like everyone else?
Japanese people make sushi, Chloè!
Cheng Shifu is chinese!
Seriously? Still making soup?
Ugh, I told you I hate soup!
You think the jury is going to approve of this?
Didn't your father kick you off the jury?
No he didn't! I, uh... I...
I resigned.
I think Cheng Shifu and Marinette have got this covered.
Why don't we let the real jury decide?
How'd you get here?
Ugh, who cares?
At last! I'm in the right spot!
Of course it was me who called the fire department!
So what?
And it doesn't bother you that everyone's
being punished because of you?
No, why would it?
They all seem to enjoy getting dirty making cookies.
How is it any different than getting dirty cleaning floors?
They should be thanking me, if anything.
Chloè...
How long have you and I been friends?
Since we were adorable little tots, Adrikins!
Well, I'm sorry Chloè,
But I can't be friends with someone
who treats other people like this.
You've got to be nice to people!
N... nice...?
Yes! Nice!
It's not that hard.
No! Don't look at your phone!
But what if it's an emergency?
Her leg's an emergency!
Hmm... you're sure it's not her forehead instead?
Because her leg looks fine!
You just wanted me to leave Ladybug alone with the villain?
You hate Ladybug that much?
Me? Of course not!
Why would you say that?
Is it because she's been left alone
to fight Oni-chan all by herself?
What you just did is really terrible!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Answer your phone, Mr. Hessenpy.
No! Don't do that!
Yes! It's an emergency!
Uh oh...
I'm sorry, I've got fencing.
Besides, I think you're already lightyears
ahead of me when it comes to calculus.
Actually, I have memory loss
after all this traveling I've done!
I need to learn everything again from scratch!
Nathalie and my bodyguard got reprimanded
last time because of you.
I'm sorry, Adrien!
Please! I didn't mean to!
Lila, you can always count on me,
but not if you hurt the people I love.
Would you mind leaving us alone for a second?
Sure.
(that change in expression omg king)
I warned you once already Lila,
but you didn't listen.
You hurt my friend Marinette and that's not okay.
Me?! Hurting Marinette?!
But she's the one who...
I don't know how to prove you lied, Lila,
because you're good at it.
So you'll have to come up with another lie,
just as convincing,
only this time it's gonna prove Marinette's innocent.
Why would I do that, Adrien?
Because we're friends, aren't we?
This is even more romantic
than the Hollywood film I starred in!
Lila, we both know that's not true.
I may have to work with you
but I don't have to listen to your lies!
Gross! You're not Adrien!
He would never be so pushy!
That's Felix! Adrien's cousin!
I just ran into the real Adrien
and he told me everything!
You made a lot of enemies in one day!
Bet you don't have a lot of friends,
acting the way you do. Am I wrong?
Felix?!
Hi there, my favorite cousin.
How did you get in?!
Oh, Nathalie, there was a problem with the car
so I walked home but I forgot my keys!
That's not how I talk!
You're right! You sound even more pathetic!
Why are you here this time?
To mock me or ruin my reputation with my friends?
Neither! I'm here to save you.
I'm doing just fine, thank you.
I'll reinforce the outer defenses.
Go hide in the atrium! It's not safe in here!
No one tells me what to do. Not even a superhero.
You're in danger like everyone else,
so stop pretending you're above us all
and just do what I tell you to!