♪ Where'd I get all this energy ♪
♪ Oh merch, mmmh merch ♪
- Oh Wow, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa.
I don't know, I don't know how to start this.
Welcome back to another episode of Mac reacts to,
uh, what am I doing?
♪ Mac ♪
♪ Reacts, Mac reacts, Mac reacts ♪
♪ To whatever the fuck you give him ♪
(Mac vocalizing) (upbeat music)
You know, all that shit, okay.
Long story short, I have a discord.
That's really popping, I think, I believe.
My ear itches like a bitch. Okay, I'm sorry.
I have a discord, it's popping.
And if you've been to it and you don't like it
I am very sorry, I don't know what I'm doing,
I don't know what I should be doing.
Y'all I'm new to this.
But if you do like it, oh my God.
Yes girl, you're welcome!
I have a discord server. Bow!
And on the discord server there is a section called
React-to-this, where I let you guys send me videos
and memes, or whatever the fuck.
Has it been 30 seconds, can I cuss yet?
I'm sorry.
I keep on forgetting.
Whatever the fuck, okay, now.
And I told you guys I will watch some of them
in a future videos.
(Mac cries out)
This is one of them.
I have other videos planned
but everything is taking very long to be delivered
because it's that time of the year.
So we're doing this again.
Y'all show me what's popping on the internet.
I don't know what the hell's
popping on the internet anymore.
Quarantine changed me.
All I've been doing
is watching like the same ten things on repeat
until I fall asleep.
This is supposed to be my job but a girl is like,
what, I'm blind.
Who's Bryce Hall, what, what was he?
Did I, did I stay that in college, what?
It's also very weird to think I was 23
when the world shut down.
Sorry my ear is itching so much.
I didn't get to experience 23,
I just turned 23 when the world shut down.
Now I'm about to be 25, this month.
♪ I mean I'm 21, what do you mean ♪
♪ Freeze, everybody clap your hands ♪
(claps hands)
(mac screams)
- What y'all looking at?
This one's called Mario screaming. Who you?
Let me see.
(screaming)
It's literally the title of the video, man.
Why am I acting so caught off guard?
(laughs hysterically)
I was actually caught of guard in that experience.
It's like a compilation of actual Mario screams and games.
There was just someone that just made screams
that sounded like Mario.
Why the hell does it go on for a minute and 34 seconds?
Do we really need this.
You know what? Fuck it, I'm listening to it, okay.
The youths are into it. So I'm going to watch.
I'm still youthful.
Okay, don't take my jokes as serious bitch.
Okay. I understand...
My great grandparents live to they were 98 girl.
I still got youth.
I don't understand when people act like 25 is so old.
Were not in a Renaissance time.
We ain't living until we're 36. 25 ain't old.
25 is still figuring shit out.
I can still make mistakes and they could still be cute.
Like this video. Hello?
(laughs)
Wow, wow, whoa.
Okay Be your bitch.
(laughs)
This mother fucker just scattered
♪ Wow, wow, whoa, wow, wow ♪
Micheal Blublay found dead, okay.
Give it to me Mario, give it to me.'
♪ Wow, wow, whoa ♪
(screams)
- Okay, gave it to me too much.
(screaming)
(screaming and laughing)
Fuck is this?
The scatting king.
(singing)
Period.
(slow building sound)
(screaming hysterically)
I edited a Dora episode for a fun girl, what mass?.
♪ It's just super cool Explorer Dora. ♪
- Oh my God. Le Ray Bitch.
I was like who the fuck is that.
(laughs)
Le Ray get out of my face.
♪ Dora the explorer ♪
- Swiping no swiping bitch.
♪ Dora the explorer ♪
- Welcome to my channel.
Enjoy my edits. Okay, funny edits.
Go subscribe, funny edits. There we go.
Bi... I don't know why paused.
- Hi I'm Dora.
- Hi Dora.
- And I'm boots.
- Hi boots.
- Nobody asked. - Ooh.
- Do you like presents?
- Sure.
- [Dora[ Do You Like Presents? - Ooh Ohh. Okay.
These edits...
Y'all y'all go, go off. Okay.
This takes time.
- [Boots] Can you find Dora's present?
It has a ribbon.
Right, there it is.
(laughs)
(speaks foreign language)
Oh that's pretty Dora.
- Oh my God.
- [Dora] Can you find boots present?
It has a ribbon.
(laughs)
- First of all, I haven't seen Dora the Explorer
in literally like years.
11 years prior, but over a decade.
Jesus Christ. Please show my age again.
- Merry Christmas Boots.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.'
Oh my God.
Y'all, I don't think I can watch the rest of this.
(laughs)
This is getting weird.
And I remember this is Nickelodeon.
That's owned by Viacom Bitch..
I might get sued. I need to stop.
Peppa pig cupcake ver...
I'm doing it. I'm doing, I don't give a shit.
♪ I'm horny ♪
♪ This is my little mummy ♪
♪ This is Mummy Pig ♪
(moans)
♪ And this is Daddy Pig ♪
(burps)
(laughs)
- We did it. Cinderella parody: The slipper.
Okay. Enjoy, Enjoy.
(screaming)
what was I singing?
- [Stepmonster] Cinderella.
- Oh no, we're getting to one of these again.
Okay, girl.
Let me prepare.
(screams)
- Where are you? I could just crap myself.
- I'm down here Step-monster.
- Don't talk to me like that and get the house ready bitch.
- Is this the same person? Probably not.
- Wake up bitch. The Prince is coming.
(groans)
- What the fuck was that?
(groans)
Me, When I wake up in the morning.
I'm so relatable.
Me when you...
When, when, when?
When, when she, when, when, when, when, when me, when?
When, when he, when, when your mom, when, when, when she,
when, when you, when, when me, when, when, when your mom,
Relatable.
- Wake up, wake up, wake up.
- Why? Why?
- Okay.
- The Prince is looking for a Princess
and I want it to be one of you two.
- Princess
- Princess.
Girl, calm down?
(gasps)
- Oh, good work Cinder slut. you ruined me fighting China.
I'll slap you with my cock.
- Oh my God.
No, I'm not envisioning that. Shut up.
My boobies are sweating.
Relatable.
(laughs)
- You need to do this today girl.
- I'm free. I don't have to do what you want anymore.
I'm going to be with the prince. Just like last night.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
(laughs)
- Okay girl, live you're life.
If Cinderella was written in 2021, wait didn't we just...
I didn't see it girl. I didn't see it.
Did y'all see it?
I saw clips from it and
I didn't want to see it after those clips.
- Bitches wish they were me.
- Here she goes.
I haven't seen this movie is literally years.
Not me watching this being like,
what the is she about to do?
Yo, I totally forgot.
I just remember she went home
and the next morning she tried on the slipper.
What's about to happen, girl.
- I'm Better than snow white and I'm better than you.
- Oh my God.
- I'm better. I'm better.
I'm gonna get the Prince.
Eu is that a zit?
- The whole, Cameo Cameo one when...
Was that the song?
Y'all didn't see it.
- Ignore me.
(gasps)
- Bye bitch
- Oh yeah. Locks her in.
I forgot about that. And then there was like the rats come.
Girl, What is this movie?
- It's the prince. He's here.
(laughs)
- My goodness, that had me off guard.
- Yeah, yeah good morning. Let's get this over.
So the deal is whoever fits the slipper gets the prince.
- Oh, that's my slipper.
- No it's Cinderella's
(laughs)
- Who's Cinderella?
- Me! I'm Cinderella.
- Oh my gosh. They skipped the entire...
Weren't the rats the one that get her out?
Wasn't it the rats. I don't...
Am I making it up in my head?
Should I re-write Cinderella? I don't know.
We seem to be doing it a lot.
- [Cinderella] The door was unlocked.
She didn't lock it properly.
- I could suck on those legs all dAY.
- Oh man.
- Out of the way you putrid scrotum old lady, fuck.
- Oh my God.
Ah, ah, ah, my drag name.
- Oops.
- Nah its cool, I got the other one see?
(gasps)
- Oh my God.
- [Butler] Oh yeah, we got our princess.
- Oh.
I love this, I love this so much.
This is now my new favorite genre.
Thank you so much for showing it to me,
- Oh wait.
- Look at her losing her slippers over and over again.
This girl did not learn her lesson.
Look at her being stupid as fuck and shit girl.
If you think about it, if she losing her slippers like that.
I guess they don't actually fucking fit.
You want to explain that physic bitch.
(laughs)
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye, goodbye.
See I'm rich now. Goodbye.
I don't even know the Prince's name.
Goodbye (laughs)
- Me, me.
Goodbye, goodbye. goodbye.
I'm rich now, goodbye.
That was cute. We Stan.
We stand the classic.
(laughs)
Okay, Ima do like a couple more.
Then I'm going to call it a day.
Bohoemoan Papisody.
Ah. I'm going to do it.
♪ Is this my pussy ♪
♪ Is this my vagina ♪
♪ Caught in a man's room ♪
♪ Came from my vagina ♪
♪ Open your ass ♪
♪ I'm too happy ♪
♪ And cum ♪
♪ Easy cum, easy suck ♪
♪ Smack my ass like a drum ♪
- Okay. I got to see what happens when the music kicks in.
Oh my gosh.
(moaning)
- Okay, wait. When thy get to that weird theatrical part,
let me hear that. Where's that part?
(rapping)
You know, that shit.
Oh no when this song comes on, white people go crazy.
(rock-like music)
♪ Suck that dick ♪
♪ Suck till he cums ♪
- Smack my ass
(voice screeching)
(laughs)
Lets us make a video of me just reacting
to a bunch of cupcake remixes. Oh no.
She follows me on Twitter now.
Do you guys know that?
Cupcake follows me on Twitter now.
Y'all, cupcake follows me on Twitter now.
I am better than all of you.
Okay. I just want to say that out loud.
I can't finish the whole song girl.
I'm trying to keep, I'm trying to keep some money.
There's also Super Mario Odyssey Cupcake remix y'all.
Should I just make a video of me reacting
to the cupcake remixes.
I think I'm going to do that. I think I'm going to do that.
I have to.
I can't watch this one.
We gotta, we gotta do something else.
Lets end with something wholesome, okay.
This look cute.
There was a bunch of flowers in the photo.
I'm going to watch something cute
and then have a cute message.
And then I'm going to go eat.
I just realized I only ate breakfast today
and it is currently 10:00 PM.
Wee, the sunny skies.
(cheerful music)
Oh, oh, ay, come on now.
♪ Sing, we the flower, that's bouncing ♪
♪ Bouncing flowers, bouncing flowers ♪
♪ We bouncing, we a flower that's bouncing ♪
♪ We bouncing dem balls, Bouncing dem balls ♪
♪ Who the fuck are y'all bitch ♪
♪ We just bouncing dem balls ♪
♪ More bouncing flowers ♪
♪ we can do it for hours ♪
♪ With all the bouncing flowers ♪
All it this, just as much a bouncing thing.
♪ Sunny and shiny, in this day today. ♪
(gags)
Why do y'all do this to me?
(laughs)
Not me just try to have a fun, happy day
and y'all just come ruin my parade.
Look at y'all. Look at you.
Look at this. Look at this on is only a minute long, bitch.
I can play too. Let's go.
Lets fucking go Lets fucking go bitch.
Bitch. Bitch.
Bitch, I'm ready.
♪ Yeah we bouncing ♪
(screams)
Oh shit. Give me a second.
That one got me. Y'all got me.
Oh my God.
(screaming)
Oh my God, give me a second.
She's... I'm a bad bitch, okay.
Wait, let me, let me, let me clear this up real quick.
I'm from LA Bitch. I'm a city boy.
Just because I'm scared of like this,
doesn't mean y'all can run up on me.
Don't get it twisted, okay.
Let me get that straight real quick.
I may be afraid of demons and shit
but I ain't afraid of a bitch
that's gonna come at me sideways.
Let's get that straight. Let's get that straight.
Just gotta let y'all know.
Continue.
(screaming and gagging)
♪ We doing freaky shit. We're the freaky bitches. ♪
We're the freaky bitches, Okay.
(cheerful music)
So what did we learn today kids?
We learn that there might be
a Cupcake remix reaction video coming out soon girl.
I was having fun with that.
Y'all really love to freak me the fuck out.
It's funny though, that caught me off guard.
For the longest time, I used to really hate surprises
and being caught off guard,
but I'm starting to like it a little bit more, y'all okay.
I've been stuck inside for like over two years.
I'm ready to be thrilled.
Shout out to @Timorguardium
and @aldbridge, a bunch of numbers,
for were retweeted my last tweet on Twitter.
I'm sorry, I gave up on that one.
Comment down below, if you were Cinderella,
what type of shoe would you wear?
Because I know as well.
You would never catch a bitch
in some fucking glass ass slipper.
Girl give me some red bottoms and call the day.
You know what, no mix it up girl.
Give me them Balenciaga that look like socks.
(laughs)
Anyway, so wanna go.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
Always remember to floss.
My dentist's yelled at me about that yesterday.
My name is Mac.
And don't forget to like, comment, share and subscribe.
(screams)
I have to poo.
Last week on my alpha male video,
I asked you guys what type of classification
of male I would be?
"You're and Epsilon man, which means your just vibing.
They're the second most sought after man
in the LGBTQ community,
right after Mu, which are cat boys."
Thank you.
I don't... Girl, I don't know if you're being serious
but you know what, yeah gays love me girl.
They love me.
They are just lined up outside my door as we speak.
Okay bye.